Apparently it would have been one of the president’s famous fist bumps for Steve Martin at DreamWorks today, but a cold got in the way of that dream. Instead, Martin and President Obama (with actor Jim Parsons looking on) shared a germ-free elbow-bump.


    Douchey Steve. Gawd.

  • Julescat

    hope o-hole picks up your cold

  • Maximum Booger

    Who ever would have guessed that “The Jerk” was an autobiography?

    • Jim

      He was born a poor black child, after all.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Sheesh, this makes news? Anything to distract.

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    There’s three Jerks in this picture. Can you spot them?

  • DavidKramer

    Hey looky, a dude that plays a super intelligent and articulate guy in a surrealistic show……Sheldon is there too.

    • DavidKramer

      By the way, I am sure this is not a photo from the White House propaganda photogs…..right, right?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Did Steve say, “C’mon Choomboy, let’s get small !”

  • Steve__Jacobson

    I think Iran is enriching uranium the same old way, with centrifuges.

  • ObamaFail

    If I ever had the chance to shake Obama’s hand, I’d stink palm him. What’s a stink palm? See the movie “Mallrats.”

    • Garym

      You should also have some chocolate covered pretzels ……… just in case.

      • ObamaFail

        It’s been so long since I’ve seen the movie I forgot the pretzel part.

        • Garym

          Still can’t eat a chocolate pretzel since that scene.

  • arttie

    Well doesn’t that mag a gaggot.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “I did not want to pass along my cold.”

    Why the concern? Obama gets to keep his healthcare plan.

  • Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Should have just shook his hand and given Obama the cold. Clearly Obamacare would have saved him!

  • stellatruman

    Don’t touch him, even with a sleeved elbow. He is poison

  • blg_wv

    When the Middle East nukes are flying west there’ll be plenty of blame to go around. This administration and their policies will be the first.

  • Bill Phillips

    Meanwhile ….Off camera …Steve & his Hollyweird friends wait in line to kiss Obama’s A$$

  • Hayekguy

    In Hollywood, Obama gets ass kisses on a regular basis.

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Ah, ha, Mr. Martin! The Red-Coated Turncoat. Your true color, Steve. Best turn away from obaMao while there’s still time, liberal pantywaist.

  • Shubi

    I knew there was something else about Jim Parsons I didn’t like.

  • Mick_Pearson

    Tw(Itchy) Phuckit List Update

    Steve Martin check

  • Carl Brown

    I’m going to try to forget I saw this when I sit down for my annual Thanksgiving “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” viewing tomorrow.

  • rssllue

    They still make Purell? Who knew?

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I wouldn’t want to touch him either. He’s dripping with narcissism and stupidity.

  • notenoughtime

    Politicans and celebrities are one in the same except one, at times, may be better looking! But all make a living in make believe!

  • chetnapier

    That arrow caused Steves brains to leak out.

  • Public_Man

    I guess I’m old. I remember when Martin was funny.

  • CrustyB

    There were 8 people I followed on Twitter. Now there’s 7.

  • gman213

    I would be sick if i ever met him…i would make sure i was!

  • DLSliter

    Too bad it’s not the plague.

  • John Smith

    I never liked Martin, and this makes me avoid whatever left from his movies that I didn’t watch.

  • cscape

    In another universe Martin would have been accused as being a RACIST for evidently not wanting to “touch” the black man!

  • Benjamin Dover

    Well, if one thing is clear, it’s that Hussein Obama is a delusional marxist.