The government shutdown is over, the Panda Cam is up and running, and the National Zoo’s panda cub needs a name. Anxious to tweet about anything but the Obamacare rollout, the White House is asking citizens to help decide. Needless to say, there were plenty of write-in votes.

That’s pretty good already.

No. The bigger question, though:

  • Laconic

    Special interests

  • thedumbblonde

    Why not let the panda grow up to decide what gender she identifies as and what culture she likes and then choose her own panda name?

    • Scorpion

      Sum Dum Chad?

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    WH just loves to “panda” to the cutesy-lovers out there.
    They “panda” to every other minority group out there.
    (Someone had to do that groaner.)

  • desicon

    If only the panda had the Obamacare it could have afforded the birth control, now it is punished with a baby.

    • ObamaFail

      Good one.

  • RblDiver

    I vote “Freeloader.”

    Or “‘Merica” just to say screw the Chinese names 😛

  • peteee363

    I say we name it after Obama, and call it liar liar!

  • disappearing moderate

    Comrade Yu Ly Ling.

  • Keith

    Chris Christie…suggested by Time

  • ObamaFail

    It’s always good to see the White House has their priorities straight.

  • Perplexed

    Call it Glitch

  • Clayton Grant

    Sum Ting Wong

    • RblDiver

      Hey now, that’s Korean! >.>

    • Chevypowered

      Only 8 likes for this. Come on people. Give till it hurts this post needs more thumbs up. Stat!!!!

    • Perplexed

      Ho Lee Fuk sorry Satirist didn’t realize you beat me to this and I sniped you with it in later post. I had to take the time to do search to recall the pilots’ names.

      • Guest

        No problem.

    • Worship Dancer

      HAHAHA Great minds think alike. that was MY answer as well.

  • John Howard

    Li Un Shiat

  • JeffWRidge

    Name it in honor of all of the people who voted for Obama; Patsy.

  • Maxx

    Considering her two black eyes remind me of Obamacare, might I suggest…

    …Hoo Flung Dung

  • Adi

    Sem Ting.

  • unknown

    Did not expect to see Jim Gaffigan respond to this this tweet. I remember his bear jokes he did in “Beyond the Pale”.

  • Adi

    Whatever the name, put the panda into one of those “Adorable Care” ads. That will fix everything.

  • neoface

    Obie Lie.

  • DwellsInFire

    Name it after the Obamacare phone number: F1UCK YO

  • Perplexed

    Sum Ting Wong

  • religionandhistory

    Wee Hope Change Subject – *D* Pande Monium – Ly Two Yu – Go Wong ‘gin – * Sum * Ting Wong – ( kudos to Satirist for the last one !

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    How about Cee Quester?

  • Graham Shaw

    How about “Period” that way she can keep her health plan!

  • Mr. Evolving

    Will be Ward of the State from Cradle to Grave…..Julia*

  • Mr. Evolving

    So Sar Rie

  • Scorpion

    “Chew and Lie”, not to be confused with Chou En Lai.

  • capisce

    FU BAR
    Ms. Speak

  • forgetyoutooo

    Obama/Reid used her for their little government shutdown stunt, now she is being used for Obamacare…name her appropriately, DISTRACTION.

  • YERMOM182

    hmmmm…. half black, half white… not from America…. let’s call it Obama

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Moo Chi a.k.a. as Prisoner # 44

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty


  • AZWarrior

    He appears lazy, confused, as well as black and white – how about Barack?