It’s breaking news: President Obama has apologized to those who are finding insurance policy cancellation notices in their mailboxes despite his many, many assurances that Americans could keep their plans if they like them. What, exactly, he plans to do about that problem wasn’t made clear. It sounded something like this:

We all know what’s really important, though: #ObamaIsSorry. He’s really, really sorry.

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/398598149591138304

https://twitter.com/RightWingNerd/status/398600245644234753

https://twitter.com/SARDiverDave/status/398600854879895552

We’ve let him be clear: Obama is sorry. Apology accepted?

  • radishthegreat

    Heh.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      That just might win you the internet!

      • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

        Al Gore may not part so easily with his creation…..

        • rssllue

          Hot air, bloated rhetoric, and inflated lies? That’s all Al ever created that I have seen. Oh yeah, also the $100s of millions in oil AND “green” money he has pocketed. Forgot about that.

      • Karin_A

        It did win him the internet! Haha!

    • Jeremy

      well done! lol

    • radicallyalyssa

      This was great, thank you for that!

    • Texan357

      I [heart] Calivn & Hobbes.

    • Karin_A

      So stolen.

  • Maypo

    Fortunately, I am immune to the endless braying of The Emperor Rufus — and chose not to waste precious time watching him. I assume his suit was stylish, with a sharp crease in the pants, that he spoke like he assumes an intelligent human being would sound, and that he flashed his bright, shiny, white teeth for the cameras. Tomorrow, I will travel to upper Connecticut Ave to see if he has returned to his duties at the Mr. Wash car wash. They are expecting him back there at anytime.

    • plaingolf

      Yeah right. When the last time you saw a black person working at a car wash?

      • John W.

        Richard Pryor, in one of his movies.

        • plaingolf

          Ha!

    • DutyFirst

      If he is not there h is likely at his other job as an advertising model down under. I took this photo in Canberra in December of 2012. Who said he wouldn’t work in an iron lung.

      ** Sorry about the photos .. last time I am going to try adding photos

  • Czechchick76

    The “it’s the law” people ragging on Cruz are now silent.

    • ObamaFail

      The “it’s the law people” who called Ted Cruz a terrorist and many other hateful, slanderous names because he pushed to delay this because he knew this mess would be the mess it’s proven to be are sitting around hoping no one points out the thing they have nightmares about, that TED CRUZ WAS RIGHT.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    #ObamaIsSorry that his likability dropped like a 16 ton rock.

  • http://WestValleyGreenHomes.com/ Eric Johnson

    REMEMBER. HHS regs can be changed by Obama & Sebillus. Why won’t they change regs & allow grandfathering? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • Steve in Katy

      That was Rush’s question too.

  • bri

    He is sorry everything he says is a lie. After all he is a Democrat.

  • Matt

    A lie here and a lie there, lies everywhere.

    http://m.comedycentral.com/videos/video.rbml?id=gzzhtv

  • arttie

    For both the Oster and his supporters : “I’m sorry, so sorry, that I was such a fool”
    Read more: Brenda Lee – I’m Sorry Lyrics | MetroLyrics

  • Jack Deth

    Shorter Obama Message:

    I am NOT sorry… And you’re still screwed!!!

  • cscape

    We are sorry in case we might have possibly mislead anyone, but in the end you will be very happy that we skrewed you!

    • cscape

      the reason this “apology” is horse dung is because it has come many days too late…. and after he doubled down and tried to tell everyone that he never actually said what he actually said

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    He’s sorry all right. Sorry excuse for a President, sorry at speaking intelligibly without a teleprompter, sorry as goose s**t, period.

    • IBXNJ

      An “apology” from Obama is worth less than NOTHING

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      Cat… you and I think WAY too much a like. Awesome!

  • ObamaFail

    What Obama’s really sorry about is the fact that everyone’s upset about losing their insurance. He’s sorry that they aren’t happy about it like they’re happy about his other failures.

  • Marvin Nelson

    “Terry McAuliffe is a sleaze bag.” Reported the day after the election.
    Obama is sorry AFTER millions of Americans have lost their insurance.
    Thanks to the “news media,” we are stuck with this POS and his steaming piles of crap. I only hope that they are also suffering.

  • Axelgreaser

    AMERICA DID THIS TO THEMSELVES. OBAMA HAS STILL NOT BEEN VETTED BY THE CRIMINAL PRESS. He is a radical, raised by radicals who despises America and just ‘judging’ him by the radicals he surrounds himself with doesn’t cut it. American’s need to understand both the communist press, political DEMOCRAT traitors and RINO’s are to blame for the ‘Felon’s’ success to date, well into a second four years of the destruction of America.

  • notenoughtime

    Sorry, doesn’t cut it, especially when it is obvious it was legislated by design to destroy the private healthcare market. Sorry, doesn’t get my policy reinstated and my premiums back to where they were actually affordable. No hope; no change; no future!

  • constitutionminded

    Jarrett “You are dropping in the polls.”
    Bama “What should I do?”
    Jarrett “Lie to the people.”
    Bama “I am sooooooo sorry.”
    People [email protected]!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Oh, he’s “sorry,” all right.

    He might be the sorriest sack o’ shyte in the WH, ev-ah– and I’m including Jimmy Cracker in this.

  • Republicanvet

    #ObamaIsSorry that anyone would know what a Youtube clip is showing him lying 29 times that you would keep your insurance.

    #ObamaIsSorry for his supporters caught up in his mess, and will work hard to insure they get back on the plantation before next November.

    #ObamaIsSorry after 16 Democrats had to beg him to do something other than lie about his ObamaCare debacle.

  • Republicanvet

    #ObamaIsSorry he can only sit for an interview…one throne sniffer at a time.

  • Republicanvet

    #ObamaIsSorry his media stenographers could not keep his poll numbers dropping into the 30’s.

  • Republicanvet

    #ObamaIsSorry that 16 Democrats now appear to agree with Ted Cruz and Mike Lee.

  • stuckinIL4now

    #ObamaIsSorry–yeah, just a sorry schlub.

  • Tony0920

    We’ve got to work hard so that when we say we work hard, we’ve said we’ve worked hard, and we’ve put hard work into that. Fore!

  • Thale Taxurfeet

    Iowahawk spoke for me. Sorry don’t work in the cash box.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    He’s only sorry the truth caught up to him this soon. He really expected to have more time.

  • Ian Michaels

    Sorry, Mr. President, I don’t buy your apology. You got caught sticking your knife in our backs. You’re just sad that your fraud was exposed.

  • Canadian in USA ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I want an apology from everybody who voted for him!

  • Bill Phillips

    #ObamaIsSorry that he didn’t run for Emperor of the World instead of POTUS! It would have made life much simpler for him. He wouldn’t have had to answer to anyone for anything he did ….or any LIE he tells!

  • Jeremy

    #ObamaIsSorry That he didn’t ruin the economy and the country fast enough.

  • neoface

    I like this analogy, Obama saying sorry(not a real apology because he actually blame people who got themselves into this situation because of what he said) is like a doctor come in to apologize after he amputated the wrong hand.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    #ObamaIsSorry that you ignorant plebs and your tiny brains were offended by his brilliant, perfect socialized medicine plan.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Obama is sorry:
    – was a sorry Senator
    – is a sorry excuse for a President!
    – is turning the U.S. into a sorry country with sorry Healthcare.

  • Entrepmanure

    O’Bama is sorry that his only successful action in office is turning out to be a dismal failure…

    and he’s sorry he can’t run for a 3rd term…

    • Michelle ✓classified

      But, but…but…he killed bin Laden!

      • Entrepmanure

        single handedly… and he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those darned meddling kids…

        wait… different cartoon…

  • marcellucci

    Leftist’s mantra….
    “It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission”

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Assuming you ever considered asking for either one, instead of “just doing it.”

      • Michelle ✓classified

        Oh BAM!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    #ObamaIsSorry He sure is… the sorriest excuse for a president. Ever.

  • Emily B

    “You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!” ~George Costanza

  • fireandreamitchell

    #ObamaIsSorry excuse for a man

  • Texan357

    Obama is sorry. A sorry excuse for a man, a sorry excuse for a leader…

  • Tugger – ✓unamused

    Apology not accepted. Period.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Too little, too late. He KNEW this would happen. I have no doubt he knew it would happen because it’s exactly what happened in MA when Romneycare was implemented. It happened to me in MA. His folks keep saying they modeled Obamacare after Romneycare…that being the case, THEY KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. He simply bet on folks being OK with it. He was wrong. I hope beyond hope that folks remember this come Nov. 2014. The Democrats are solely responsible for this, particularly Pelosi and Reid.

  • Guest

    Obama isn’t sorry.

  • Acethepug

    Obama is sorry … he got caught.

    Obama is sorry … this isn’t going away like Benghazi, Fast and Furious, the IRS hampering his political opposition, and all his other scandals.

    Obama is sorry … he isn’t on the golf course right now.

    Since he already lied (and has been well before getting elected President), why does he think anyone will believe him now?

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    #ObamaIsSorry. That is all.

  • Janice LEE

    Not nearly as sorry as we are.

  • standup

    #ObamalsSorry….bless his heart, he’s is sorry.

  • ‘Tom Crawford

    #ObamaIsSorry He was reading his teleprompter and read out the punctuation….If you like your health insurance, you can keep it. <- Mr President do not read out "Period", its a punctuation mark.

  • © Sponge

    #OwebamaIsSorry he can’t abolish The Constitution and appoint himself Emperor of the Universe.

  • Macharius

    so i know that Unicorn Horns are a cure for many diseases….but i wonder, COULD you use unicorn farts as a type of healthcare?

  • KoRnymisfit

    I am more than a little concerned. What exactly does he mean by “deal with folks that find themselves in a tough position as a consequence of this”? That almost sounds like a threat.

    • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

      It’s just Obama-speak for “Grandma is shovel ready, So we got that going for us. Which is Pretty Sweet”.

  • Jeanie York Carter

    I punched my TV this morning when I saw that on the Today Show!!!! Wish that POS President could have frlt that Punch. It was righrt on his nose11111111

  • nochickenlady

    sorry, as I heard today, “If you like your apology, you can KEEP you apology.”

  • lainer51

    #ObamaIsSorry That no one believes he is sorry.

  • HanaFiveO

    Sorry, but he didn’t apologize, he just finally acknowledged that folks are getting hurt. An apology would have been followed with a solution to the problem which would provide immediate relief for the folks.

  • JustChuck57

    Thank God our young virile men will all now have maternity coverage. As will other deserving citizens . . .