Congress did learn at least one thing today from the contractors behind HealthCare.gov: the site isn’t riddled with “glitches” so much as “gaffes,” which are more serious, but not serious enough for anyone to be fired over them, apparently.

There’s no question that the site is broken, and a failed site being pitched by President ShamWow deserves a few good #FailedObamacareSlogans — something to replace those embarrassing “Signed, Sealed, Delivering” bumper stickers. Twitter user @2009superglide got the ball rolling yesterday and it hasn’t stopped since.

  • http://twitter.com/Timinator257 Timinator257

    New PSA from Buffalo Bill: It puts the ObamaCare on, or it gets the tax again.

  • RblDiver

    “So popular, it crashed our website! *wink wink*”

    • rssllue

      New bumpersticker: Signed, Sealed, Loading………

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Truth = You must nix it, ‘cuz you can’t fix it!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    I will not sign it if it adds a dime to the deficit.
    It will lower your premiums $2500.00
    We will broadcast the ACA debate on C-span.

    • Johnny Right

      They’ll even throw in a complimentary shriveling hose.

  • waltermitty2012

    Obamacare 2.0, now with 40% less glitches.

  • JeffWRidge

    “From the same people who brought you the TSA pat downs, IRS investigation of political enemies, the NSA snooping on everyone, we now give you, Obamacare!”

    • nickdqwk

      and armed Mexican cartels, blamed a video, etc, etc, etc.

  • seemorejustice

    Rep. Frank Pallone (D-N.J.) called hearing on website debacle a “monkey court”… which is fitting since the ACA is a monkey legislation that was passed by a monkey Senate, signed by a monkey Administration that is making America a third world Banana Republic! Pallone is such a pathetic tool!

    • Matt

      Love that my rep, Joe Barton, set that guy off.

  • pinupartist

    Because 320,000,000 is just too many Americans.

    Making America Pay.

    It’s all about “obama”, not so much about “care”

    Some of these write themselves…!

  • Matt

    Like a bad neighbor, Obama is there… In your wallet.

  • nickdqwk

    ObamaCare where getting the middle-finger is a bone-us.

  • arttie

    U didn’t build that….. us Democrats did.

  • Jack Deth

    #FailedObamaCareSlogans:

    ObamaCare: Destroying the country, so you don’t have to!

  • Adela Wagner

    ObamaCare’s a Glitch and Then You Die

    • nc ✓s & balances

      That’s money.

  • Antilla the Hun

    haha

    • AZWarrior

      “And, if you call RIGHT NOW, because we can’t do this all day, we will throw in a festering, meat grinding, unwinnable, never ending war in Afghanistan for FREE (just pay shipping and handling)!!!”

  • lainer51

    ObamaCare is GRRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!

  • JeffyTheQuick

    1-800-F1UCK-YO*, and we mean it!

    *1-800-318-2596 is the actual number to call!

  • fireandreamitchell

    #FailedObamacareSlogans – Visit our website healthcare.gov

  • BluLou

    Benghazi was a glitch too. Ask Hillary if it would have made a difference when she finishes sweeping it under the rug.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    “How many clicks does it take to get to the center of an ObamaCare EnRollment? The world may never know.”

  • nc ✓s & balances

    “Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a defeat it is.”

  • http://www.dotjenna.com/ dotJenna

    The BEST tax on the market. This tax is so good it beats income, sales and use, state and local. Nobody has a more delicious tax! Sign-up before we arrest you, take your car, your house and your bank account.

  • http://www.dotjenna.com/ dotJenna

    Obamacare. It’s not insurance. It’s a tax for being healthy.

  • Mobiwon

    I lke the Sham Wow picture, with the Sham Wow soaking up tax dollars. And he wrings it out in his friends pockets.

  • mastadonarmy

    We’ve secretly replaced millions of people’s healthcare with Obamacare.
    Let’s see if they notice…

  • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

    Signed.
    Sealed.
    Exempted.

  • RealityCheck129

    Obamacare – “We’re Not Happy Until You’re Not Happy!”

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Although this is from South Park and deals with Rob Schneider, this is the only slogan that fits ObamaDERP.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fcEnJic__4

  • Hcon1

    Going to this year's Halloween party as Obamacare Savings. I'm not showing up.— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) October 25, 2013

  • Scotty G.

    I’m not loving it.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    Anyone remember Dr. Vinnie Boombah.?

  • Motley Blogger

    Karl Marx would be embarrassed by Obamacare.

  • AZWarrior

    “What day is it?!?”

  • Adela Wagner

    WHAT’S in YOUR WALLET? ObamaCare, Can You Feel Us NOW?