While an empty chair was the perfect metaphor for President Obama’s first term in office, it doesn’t really capture what might be the greatest accomplishment of his second. Would it be too much to add an empty chair behind the Barrycade?

The only problem: what would the National Park Service use to block it off during the next government shutdown?

  • Jake Wilde

    Put an EBT card on there somewhere and it is complete.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Needs something…got it! A hot pink paint job for the little pinko.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      What, no mom jeans?

    • Worship Dancer

      and don’t forget his teleprompter

  • LegalizeShemp

    The Empty Bike Rack Barrycade Presidential Memorial

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      But really, how would you know when it was closed?

    • TomJB

      There will be thousands of them. Located around every other monument in the country

  • genann59

    Love it.

  • Ramone Love

    I feel a big pile of crap is more apt for POS-In-Chief

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Are you saying we should get sentimental every time we flush? This 0’thing…

      • Ramone Love

        Wishful, perhaps. Until January 2017, when we (hopefully) can bid farewell to this small, petty, vindictive prick.

        • ObamaFail

          And hopefully he’s not replaced by his female counterpart, Hillary Clinton.

          • E Quilibrate

            Female? Crazy assumption. Have you seen something the rest of us haven’t.

          • ObamaFail

            I guess I was going by everyone calling Hillary a “she”, but if Bill Clinton wouldn’t sleep with her, it’s hard to tell if she’s really a woman.

        • E Quilibrate

          There ya go w/the man parts thing again, it just ain’t
          appropriate for this yahole.

          • Deborah Hallsted

            They both work to make up for it’s lack.

      • E Quilibrate

        Prolly not.

    • E Quilibrate

      You left out—steaming.

    • Michael Anderson (WB)

      There’s a statue in honor of him at the south end of Cesar Chavez park in San Jose, CA

  • QuadGMoto

    Not only does it need a bag of golf clubs, it needs to be in front of Main Street USA.

  • Conrad2010

    A more fitting image.

  • AlCashier

    by the time this is all over, obama will be gradually forgotten in damnatio memoriae (historical deletion) as America struggles to recover from what he did to Us, his name & horrific socialist “legacy” scrubbed in disgrace from every ghetto school it’s already over the doors.
    obama will never have a monument in America, just a page full of destructive failures and criminal charges America got him on.
    …the greedy narcissistic sociopath will be lucky if he doesn’t wind up like Saddam or Mussolini, at the end of his rope.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      …But, but, but, his sycophants say…’he’s America’s first black president’…and, and, and ‘he was just lookin’ for a legacy’.

      ….
      Yeah, for sure in his sick sick mind! Because he’s not America’s first black president, he’s bi-racial; and he is the one that decided to say he was black because it would better serve him.
      He will always linger in ‘our book of legacy’s for really sick Marxist megalomaniacs’, as the below quote out of his autobiography is seared in our minds…

      ……………….
      Obama on White Folks Greed…
      Taken from his book and in his own words: “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:

      “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
      than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
      where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
      apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
      That’s the world! On which hope sits!
      *
      …State Dept buys $70k worth of Obama’s books to tell the World White Folks Greed Runs a World In Need

      http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/25/state-department-buys-70000-worth-obama-memoir/?page=all

      • Jay Stevens

        “… and ‘he was just lookin’ for a legacy’.”

        He has found one.

    • Texas_gal_4ever

      I hope we never go back to a revolution like that. I don’t wish death on Any president. but Impeachment… is an option.

      • Graham Shaw

        No it isn’t, it requires a 2/3 majority of the senate, Either through willful ignorance or (worse) solidarity the democrats will refuse to impeach. 2014 is also a lost cause the democrats spent the last 50 years slowly growing an underclass that would support them at all costs.

        They new a sad truth of human nature, hatred for someone else often overcomes ones sense of self preservation. In other words I don’t care if I’m miserable as long as the rich are even more miserable.

        It’s over, we’ve lost there is no legal way that we can save the republic.

        • Zane Henry

          and in other news, Bill Gates has doubled his wealth in this horrible economy over the last 5 years. The super wealthy just love it when Dems trash the economy.

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      I’m sorry, but The Hindmost will have a monument; the economic ruins of the Nation. And if he is not stopped, the social and political ruins as well.

  • GaryTheBrave

    It should be taller. It should be embedded in a thick wall. It should have a huge lock on it. It should have him on the other side peering out wearing stripes or orange.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Would it be too much to add an empty chair behind the Barrycade?”

    No, it’d be the most fitting monument ever for that doofus.

    • WhoMeToo

      And a sign that says ==> SHUTDOWN

    • E Quilibrate

      The doofus contingency would like to lodge a complaint against you.

  • CO2 Producer

    I propose a cow statue made of gold, surrounded by Greek columns.

    • GaryTheBrave

      That would be a monument to Moochelle.

  • disqus_BktOMwqkBg

    I propose a hollow statue standing in front of a mirror for the Obama memorial.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Shouldn’t that barrycade have a fro?

  • Guest

    eh?

    • E Quilibrate

      Is that a typo or double entendre’? wecome=welcome=we come.

    • plaingolf

      Looks like a Lyndon LaRouche protest sign.

  • Zorro

    Ohhh, that fits. I like it.

  • Kickinmg

    I have a better idea, no monument at all leave him out of history No austerity

    • E Quilibrate

      WE haaaave aaaa winnnner. congrats Kick.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    With any luck, this is the fate that awaits any Obama Monument (I bristle at the mere mention of such a thing, but anyway, in the unlikely event…):
    http://lmaclean.ca/LisaMacLean/nfblog//__HOMEDIR__/www/LisaMacLean/nfblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Ozymandias.jpg

  • http://www.theretaildetail.us/ Amy Barnes

    My proposal for a presidential monument is a trash can with a shredder and a sign saying “civil and constitutional rights go here” on the shredder and the can has a sign saying “your money goes here.”

  • John Howard

    It’s ObamaGate!

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Perfect!

  • PhotoDr

    Everyone print up stickers that say “In Honor of President Barack Obama” and stick them to the barricades :)

  • ObamaFail

    I’d go with a picture of Obama depicted as a small child stomping his foot and holding his breath until he gets his way instead. It fits him better.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    What? Was a monument of a man with his head up his ass already taken?

    • E Quilibrate

      Nicely done.

  • Margie Ryan

    The President that the media want to celebrate for breaking down barriers is going to be most remembered for putting up barriers.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Brilliant comment

  • E Quilibrate

    Wouldn’t a couple of bicycles stanchioned in the barrycade be appropriate?

  • Jay Stevens

    I see two possibilities:
    1. Obama is doing the very best he can, or
    2. He is providing easily exceedable goals for the next black president.

    • ObamaFail

      I hope the next black President is Republican, that way when the libs start throwing racial slurs at him, we can throw all of the phony accusations of racism they make at Conservatives right in their faces.

    • neoface

      Sorry, I think Obama has burned the bridge, there will never be another black president, at least not one that seals his records. LOL!!!!!

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Or trying to start a pattern of civil disobedience. That “needs” to be put down.

  • Scorpion

    You won’t need a barricade for this monument.
    Sorry Ramone, I missed your post.

  • right_on

    Give it time…the Barrycades will be not be complete until they are adorned with coils of concertina…

  • AZWarrior

    I would rather it be a little more, um, medieval. Something with a sharp point.

    • I_Vote

      Such as a suddenly activated conscience? Now, that would be justice.

      • AZWarrior

        Ouch! Good one IV.

  • neoface

    I can’t believe LSM condones Barrycades at WWII memorial. If they don’t cover it then the low information people are clueless. How low and spiteful can that Obamaturd get???

    • MagPie

      B b b b but the LSM would only say it is thr GOPs fault.

  • I_Vote

    His deletion from history will be sufficient monument. Along with revocation of all the perks and privileges after he leaves (voluntary or involuntary) public office.

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Barrycades can go around gated communities called Obamavilles.

  • Finrod Felagund

    This should definitely be on it:

  • HARP2

    Try this barry.

  • Spinmamma

    I just wish he would fold up his empty card table chair and get the heck out of town.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    This is one monument that’s safe from vet’s!

  • http://www.davidsmusings.com/ David

    His monument is a burning U.S. Embassy to symbolize Benghazi.

  • Crap Daddy

    “what would the National Park Service use to block it off during the next government shutdown?” A bigger concern would be how are we going to keep WWII vets from pissing on it?

    • AZWarrior

      Oh I think the long long line to piss on it would discouraged a few. :-)

  • marcellucci

    I was thinking more along the lines of a skinless chicken……

  • Kurt Hess

    To better capture the Obama Administration vibe they need to install the barrier in front of a stone wall.