Why not #AlShaptonHitSongs? If there’s a microphone or a megaphone around (and any excuse to incite racial division), Al Sharpton will find it.


On second thought, we’re looking at more misses than hits.

  • Michelle

    That was a fun hashtag – I was laughing at how witty everyone was. Thanks Twitchy for putting up one of mine.

    • nc

      Woo Hoo!

    • BlahBlah

      You coulda gone with White Riot. Oh wait. :/

      • disqus_eric

        Or “Not so Quiet Riot”?

  • PeriMedic

    With all the outstanding wit I see on Twitter and Twitchy, why are most professional comedians so lame? This is GOLD, Jerry!

    • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

      Ovaltine? The glass is round, why isn’t it called Roundtine?

  • waltermitty2012

    There’s no racism like Al’s racism.

  • Jeremy

    The Fool On The TV #ALSharptonHitSongs.
    I Heard it through the Racevine. #ALSharptonHitSongs

  • trixiewoobeans


    “Devil Went Down to Florida”
    “I Want to Take You Lower”
    “(He’s Leaving, On That) Midnight Plane to Florida”
    “(He’s Going to) Raceland”
    “He Blinded Them With Violence”
    “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” (yes, he does)
    “Take Me To The Riots”

    • James Meyers


      Burning down your house! by the Talking heads nonetheless.

      • trixiewoobeans

        Dammit! How did I let that slide? Lol!

  • praymorenow1

    Didn’t he say I want an indictment, I want to see him taken into custody, I want him to be put on trial, I want a jury to decide his fate…OK, he got that….
    Other side of the other side of the other side of his record/CD was….no justice, no peace all over again anyway?
    Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares Al! (Travis Tritt)

  • Jeremy

    A Day in the LIfe of a Race Pimp #ALSharptonHitSongs
    Since you been Racist #ALSharptonHitSongs
    Your Cheatin’ Heart #ALSharptonHitSongs
    We Are the Racists #ALSharptonHitSongs
    Friends in Low Places #ALSharptonHitSongs

  • Michelle

    Amazing Disgrace
    The Wind Beneath Your Race Card
    Hot Child in the Hoodie
    George On My Mind
    Mama Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Al Sharptons
    I Can’t Get No Satisfaction
    You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Riot
    Stand by Your Racist
    Runnin’ With The Devil and My Race Card
    Crazy Train
    99 Problems (and Ima Play My Race Card for Each One)
    Pour Some Race Bait On Me

    • mickeyco

      Very nice.

      • trixiewoobeans

        I like, “Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Liberals!” Lol!

  • BAW

    Ours is not a racist nation. There are racist Americans and Al is just a big one.

  • Steve_J

    Schools out; We ignant

  • pete602

    If Obama had a son, he’d look like Al Sharpton.

  • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

    Give Sleaze a Chance

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #AlSharptonHitSongs “Mama Told Me Not to Run” #PaulShanklin #RushLimbaugh Jawamax 8<{D}

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    ♫♪ Lyrics…To Al Sharpton and Eric Holder and Barack Obama and All Humans….
    Life is to be entered upon with courage.
    Alexis de Tocqueville
    Intelligence is knowing that one has a brain to see with…
    the Natural Law…Natural Rights…
    As the only thing a person has the courage and ability to change about one’s self is behavior and attitude.
    Does the world owe you something?
    Do you owe it to yourself?
    The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on Earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man, but only to have the law of nature for his rule. Founding Father – Samuel Adams
    Is it not natural to defend oneself?
    Are one’s own hands and feet born and attached on to thy own self or born on another person?

  • B-rad

    Very superstitious, skittles in my hand…

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    ♫♪ Run From Truth, It’ll Get You No Where♫♪

  • dogwonder

    “If I had a father” “The green green grass of racism”. Islands in the slime.

  • RedSoloCup

    “Don’t let the Race War Go Down On Me”

  • capisce

    “Go Tell It On The Mountain Of Race Cards”
    “I Shall Over-Enunciate”
    “What A Friend We Have in Jesse”

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Ebony and Creepy Ass Cracka

  • RedSoloCup

    “Crocodile Racist”

  • studio_walters

    Dirty White Boy

  • DefCon99

    The Riot’s Tonight (On Broadway)

  • waterytart

    House At Fool Corner
    What a Tool Believes
    Wasted Words