Talk about a parallel universe. After Alec Baldwin faced a backlash for his homophobic rant against an entertainment reporter, his Twitter account vanished, returned and then began to disappear again, tweet by tweet. Another anomaly: tweets now seem to flash into existence and then vanish almost immediately.

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  • Hiraghm

    @ABFalecbaldwin – yes, it’s so fcked up that someone defends himself from a violent thug.

    • Walter Warren

      ….and actually gets away with it

    • Walter Warren

      ….and actually gets away with it

    • Bathing Suit Area

      And gets shot for it.

      • dantes44

        Zimmerman didn’t get shot. What trial were you watching?

        • wendi

          G.Z was the one who got beat up, remember,? he was the victim defending himself,! law says we ‘can’ and just because Martin’s hormones were raging that night , along with frustration with his family situation he was taking it ‘out’ on the first person who got in his way
          yes, Martin was a violent ‘thug’ and his parents can probably take the blame, but it’s always easier to blame someone else isn’t it?

      • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

        Shut up,(untface.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          I expected more from you than that.

          • tops116

            “What is, ‘Phrases that Bathing Suit Area has never heard in his life?'”
            “Correct. You win the daily double.”

      • Hiraghm

        There’s a bridge out there with your name on it.

      • Jeremy
      • tops116

        So, neighborhood watch constitutes “violent thug” and the punk that attacked without provocation was defending himself? Y’see, it was logic like that undid the prosecution’s case.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          Remind me which of the two of them had ever been arrested for assaulting a cop?

          • John Rebori

            Remind me, which one attacked the other?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Good question. The only indication we have either way is George’s obviously made up story.

          • Infinite_Indeterminism

            And the state of T’s knuckles (if that was recorded by the relevant authorities), and the state of Z’s head (which was recorded in photos that were later published)…

          • Bathing Suit Area

            None of which proves who attacked first.

          • Infinite_Indeterminism

            No, that is handled by the state of Z’s knuckles/hands and T’s …for obvious reasons, I cannot be more specific than general body state.

            But nice work, being so tenacious in the performance of your propaganda duties! My compliments!

          • Public_Man

            No evidence of either assaulting a cop introduced at trial. Try to stay focused.

          • http://saberpoint.blogspot.com/ Stogie Chomper

            Remind me, which had been suspended from school for violence and fighting? Which bragged about sucker punching people and breaking their nose for sport? Which was caught with stolen goods and burglary tools in his backpack? Your arguments are pathetic.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Amazing how regular tools, when placed in a black kid’s backpack, suddenly morph into burglary tools.

      • http://saberpoint.blogspot.com/ Stogie Chomper

        You must be living in the parallel universe that Airhead Baldwin spoke of. The one where left is right, up is down and right is wrong.

      • Hiraghm

        We don’t shoot accused prisoners here, especially when a jury acquits them.

    • wendi

      we have ‘seen’ Baldwin exercising his right to fend off the ‘press’ who attempted to ‘do their job’ like G.Z. was doing that night! and who would think that someone from the most ‘liberal’ state in the union would say anything else, and still gladly take your money at the box office people of Florida should ‘boycott’ all his flicks (not that they are worth watching anyhow!) i send my wishes to the Zimmerman family , including George, his parents, his brother , wife, etc. for a quiet end to a bad summer.

  • Patriot

    We’ve heard from Baldwin and Sharpton. Can we hear from Sandra Fluke and get a trifecta of stupidity?

    • KansasGirl

      I can’t wait until the press questions O about the verdict.

    • SpinMeNot

      I think you are being unfair to Bette Middler …

    • Brad

      Add Wendy Davis for the perfecta of stupidity!

    • Lg

      Perhaps Sandra can can give Steve some birth control pills to snort up and calm down the words that his mouth is giving birth to….

  • Maxx

    The odds of attention-whore Baldwin actually leaving Twitter is akin to the odds of Cher typing in lower case.

  • TheGrimCreeper

    I wonder what the queens think of the verdict, Alec…

    • House Mouse

      That’s “Queens”…not queers. Queen is is favorite anti-gay slur for people his is pissed off by.

      • Guest

        WWFMD –What would Freddy Mercury do?

  • Rufus_Cornpone

    Confusion is temporary, stupid is permanent…to bad for Baldwin the idiot…

    • Me

      But he’s both confused and stupid.

  • Diane Stephan

    Any publicist worth a spit should demand a “no twitter” clause in their contract with their client.

  • Diane Stephan

    Any publicist worth a spit should demand a “no twitter” clause in their contract with their client.

  • Reggie

    I hate that man.

  • Reggie

    I hate that man.

  • itsatax

    I was just starting to miss Secular Progressive Rage Boy

  • Pulchritudinous

    Yay, more gobbledegook.

  • Pulchritudinous

    Yay, more gobbledegook.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    I thought Alec Baldwin deleted his twitter account after his last stupid rant.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    I thought Alec Baldwin deleted his twitter account after his last stupid rant.

  • Michelle

    Oh great, now we have to hear from Hilarious again telling us to leave her poor, misunderstood money train, I mean husband alone.

  • Michelle

    Oh great, now we have to hear from Hilarious again telling us to leave her poor, misunderstood money train, I mean husband alone.

  • James Neal

    Anyone think Alec Baldwin is himself a parallel universe? Because he seems F’ed up on a semi-regular basis…

  • James Neal

    Anyone think Alec Baldwin is himself a parallel universe? Because he seems F’ed up on a semi-regular basis…

  • Eric Hutchison

    The BIGOT himself speaks again, as if his voice matters.

  • Eric Hutchison

    The BIGOT himself speaks again, as if his voice matters.

  • BucTroop

    Alex Baldwin changes his mind on Twitter so often we should just call him Van Der Sloot

  • BucTroop

    Alex Baldwin changes his mind on Twitter so often we should just call him Van Der Sloot

  • JC

    Don’t smear this gallant defender of toxic little queen rights.

  • dr44

    The only parallel universe is in the calcified peanut butter between Alec’s ears.

  • Craig Jacobs

    You can fix a lot of things, but you can’t fix stupid.

  • daveachicagoareajamerican

    Baldwin quitting Twitter is as likely as Lindsay Lohan quitting booze.

  • Zathras11 @B5

    No, Alec, but Capital One is a F’ed up parallel universe of a company. I’m boycotting them and you too.

  • Stephen K

    Alec’s just afraid the next woman he shacks up with might get an idea, and do something more than just take it when he uses her as a punching bag.

  • missyree68

    Hollywood in and of itself is a parallel universe. Citizens of this small enclave of people who pretend to be someone and get accolades and a great amount of money and adulation to do so are ill informed, uninformed, maladjusted and uneducated. And in their ignorance of the facts they do not make decisions based on facts or knowledge. Too often they do things and support things and people that have no merit. They have no idea how many of us in the real world are so adversely affected by their ignorance. Alec Baldwin is one of those creatures. Pity his wife.

    • beebop1952

      I don’t know how Hollyweird and the MSM could make themselves less relevant. This must be their goal.

  • LegalizeShemp

    If Florida’s so racist, why did OJ Simpson move there after being acquitted of murdering 2 white people?

    • Jarhead83

      So he could search for the “real killer” on the numerous golf courses in that fine state…

      • plumberskid

        Yep. I’m sure it was Lee Trevino with a putter on the back nine.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Fail Alec, but Hilarity would like to have some pregnancy sex, better get moving.

  • plox fledgepot

    This verdict is outrageous. What is this country coming to when a Negro can’t viciously assault someone without the fear of retaliation?

  • John

    Until the day comes that AB is signing my checks or conducting my performance reviews (and he doesn’t have the credentials for either), I don’t give a rat’s behind what he thinks.

  • Michael David Davis

    Alec, beloved man of the people, loving father, brilliant actor, and complete utter douchebag.

  • No Comment

    As a Floridian I find that the only part is fucked up is whatever the celebrities decide … I bet he has vacationed here once or twice… Thanks for your money AB don’t come back

  • Quart

    AB changes his mind about twitter more often than he changes his underskivvies

  • Quart

    AB changes his mind about twitter more often than he changes his underskivvies

  • Richard Wayne

    I’m tired of the Florida hate. It is cliched crap. Yeah, Florida is the f’d up place. Please Ignore Illinois and daily Chicago murders.

    • wendi

      here in Florida we have a saying ‘ why do all the ‘nuts’ roll down hill to Florida?’ We just seem to attract them , is it the weather?Disney? Universal Studios? or the low taxes?

  • TocksNedlog

    More and more it looks like Kim Basinger was actually the stable one in that relationship.

    • gary4205

      No kidding!

  • arrow2010

    His speech in “Glengary Glen Ross” still rocks.

    • gary4205

      Yeah but he was just parroting someone else’s words!

  • Conrad2010

    @ABFalecbaldwin Reminds me how a Cockroach disappears when the lights come on.

  • Maxwell

    Alec I hate to embarrass you like this but… you spelled Hollywood wrong.

  • AnneCink

    And, in Alex’s world, California is the norm! Ugh!

    • wendi

      now i can answer that one….No!

  • 2opinion8td

    Another violent individual supports violence. Not surprised. Who have you attacked today Alec? SOOO, tell me Alec, how many violent movies have you been in? Ya know the ones that glorify violence? Hollywood = HYPOCRISY They need to change that sign.

    • tops116

      Alec Baldwin, he assaults more people before 7:00 a.m. than the rest of us do all day.

  • tops116

    I know we all like to spend time on Twitter or the Internet in general, but how many of us vow to give it up and then come crawling back weeks later? Alec should try going to counseling. I know it couldn’t help with his violent mood swings or his massive weight, but hey, why not give it a shot?

  • MLCross

    Does Capital One really not realize how many customers this idiot is costing them?

  • wendi

    now who’s ready to admit the judge was not following Florida law? and that she was prejudiced through out the whole trial..she either wanted to ‘convict’ George to avoid riots , or she just had a personal issue with Mr.West? at any rate Florida law ‘also’ says that the judge has to be ‘impartial’ ! anyone who watched could see that was ‘not the case’ hope the Defense team files charges with the Florida Bar, but probably won’t because that is an exercise in futility too. they send lawyers back to school, then allow them to return to their practice, or they simply leave the state and practice in a state that doesn’t care what they did in Florida

  • Emery Calame

    Gee. Maybe Alec accidently erased his tweet while trying to use the Capitol One travel miles eraser on his magical credit card spy phone. Maybe the beard growing contest distracted him. Or calling a British reporter multiple homophobic slurs. Who can tell? I thought he had moved to France back wen Bush got a second term. What do I know?

  • notenoughtime

    When will Baldwin learn to stay off twitter. He just can’t help himself because he needs his “people” to hear his words of wisdom.

  • Jamie Huff

    I guess in Baldwin’s universe Zimmerman is a “toxic little queen” deserving of death.

  • $23050701

    alex Baldwin is the definition of dumb!

  • BlahBlah

    I’m deleting myself. No seriously. BRB must delete. Tell me you’ll miss me. I want me an internet funeral. I’m deleting. You’ll be sorry. I don’t care that you’ll be sorry I’ma delete anyway. You buncha toxic queen fags have no balls. I’m deleting.

  • Dennis Horne

    Has anyone else noticed that the most ignorant, uninformed, and unreasonable people in this country are celebrities?

  • Tom Jones

    Baldwin stay away from Florida if you don’t like it. You are the biggest loser in America. Go to hell and you will find your soulmates,

  • Dencal26

    Baldwin is such an angry moron. Why does Capital One still use him in commercials?

    • Brad

      He’s a good little leftist pig.

  • Brad

    Projecting again? Tell that to your “nephew”, you bottom-feeding scumbag.

  • RedSoloCup

    I wish Baldwin would “insta-delete” himself from existence.

  • Marvin Nelson

    If there is a parallel universe, can we give this idiot a one-way ticket? I would not get a Capital One card if it was the last one on Earth. I will not support any company who uses Baldwin as a spokesman. Looks like his “career” has hit a new low. Does he kiss his wife with that mouth?

    • Richard Wayne

      The left has gone after conservative sponsors somewhat successfully. It really is time for the quiet majority to make their feelings known. Have a go generic protest until these idiots are forced to censor themselves.

  • Public_Man

    Sure. Come on over, dude.

  • $27789750

    If anyone can be considered something of an expert on effed up and alien universes, it’s Alec B.

  • Noah

    you are so precious. tell MC trevor at the Sunglass Hut “hello” for me.

  • Noah

    “kill yourselves,call me if you need help”
    wow. so, how long have you worked at the crisis center, mister Bundy?

  • Ron Morisseau

    That was a short hiatus for watermelon head

  • Glitter

    Alec Baldwin is a fame junkie…he just can’t help himself.

  • Laurel

    Narcissist.

  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    Well, they did vote for Obe, TWICE…

  • Cartoon Prophet

    why is it that every time I see it, I read it as @ABPhallicbaldwin

    freakin hooked on phonics…