Something tells us the editors of New York Magazine aren’t exactly thrilled with the caliber of candidate vying for their votes this year. The cover of Monday’s issue, an unholy half-Anthony Weiner, half-Eliot Spitzer abomination, will make walking past the newsstand a very uncomfortable experience next week.

So far, reaction has ranged from “awesome” to “disgusting.”

Since the two men are running for separate offices (mayor and comptroller), New Yorkers don’t have to choose — though we don’t know if that thought brings any comfort and just fuels more nightmares.

  • The Penguin

    Now that’s “a creepy ass cracker!”

    • CDUB

      Hey, don’t offend us FL Crackers. Look it up, cracker is a good thing here in FL. All the lib dems moved to this state and ruined it.

      • The Penguin

        Not meant to offend “true” crackers from your sate CDUB. The fictitious ones, that we supposedly are, for just being born white.

    • Frank Drebin

      Looks a bit like the grownup version of ‘Bat boy’,
      from the grocery store checkout line tabloid rack.

      • san rafael blue

        I think I see a Made in Japan sticker behind one of the ears. Looks like a Martian crumbcruncher screaming for ice cream. Cream of what, don’t ask,

  • JLThorpe

    And from the waist down… all Weiner.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    So — a Weiner, a Spitzer, and a Madam walk into a New York City bar. All three see a dog lying in the corner of the bar licking his genitalia. They are all highly amused and each exclaims to the bartender, “Boy! I wish I could do that!”

    stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

    • Marvin Nelson

      To which bartender replies, “that dog would bite you!!” (Thanks to the late Lewis Grizzard).

  • Squirrel!

    That gave me a Goonies flashback. “Baby Ruth!”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      …Or, “Caddyshack”… Baby Ruth in the Pool…. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      …Or, “Caddyshack”… Baby Ruth in the Pool…. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Bloomberg is just as scary. But if these two get in office together, I expect city hall will be turned into a brothel.

    • GaryTheBrave

      At least you will know where to find Bubba Clinton.

  • Guest000048

    Yikes!

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Frankenliberal!

    • TocksNedlog

      Dr. Heckled & Mr. Hyde-the-salami

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    A kingdom of eight million…two dingalings to rule them all…

  • stillinthe60s

    Wiener-Spitz? Now there’s a ticket a loyal cocksure Nor-eastern lib could love!

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Dr. Weiner and Spitzer Hyde…

  • Marvin Nelson

    Great Halloween mask!

  • Suzyqpie

    I speculated that AWeiner would end up in the marketing dept for Blackberry. “Does this blackberry make my penis look bigger.?”

  • shay

    It’s a ghastly picture, but these are two horrid individuals, so whatever. The strangest criticism among the tweets Twitchy highlighted was the person who called the New Yorker antisemitic for publishing it. They are both deviant pigs who also happen to be Jewish; so what? They’re not to be criticized? People are so weird.

  • shay

    It’s a ghastly picture, but these are two horrid individuals, so whatever. The strangest criticism among the tweets Twitchy highlighted was the person who called the New Yorker antisemitic for publishing it. They are both deviant pigs who also happen to be Jewish; so what? They’re not to be criticized? People are so weird.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    I don’t really like the Politics of either of these clowns… Running for different offices on the same Party (Machine) ticket… But it would make one HELL of a B-Grade Horror Movie! #PhanthomOfTheMovies #NYDailyNews Jawamax 8<{D}
    Maybe even better than "SharkNado!" XD LOL

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    I don’t really like the Politics of either of these clowns… Running for different offices on the same Party (Machine) ticket… But it would make one HELL of a B-Grade Horror Movie! #PhanthomOfTheMovies #NYDailyNews Jawamax 8<{D}
    Maybe even better than "SharkNado!" XD LOL

  • LegalizeShemp

    Looks like Marty Feldman after a 3 day bender on bath salts

  • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

    How is it anti-Semitic?

    • Mickey O’Brien

      They are both Jewish. Didn’t you know the liberal view that you cannot criticize Jews without being an anti-Semite? Never mind that their betrayal of the public trust transcended race, religion, philosophy, party affiliation, sexual preference, beverage preference and any other preference you could think of. I suppose everyone deserves a second chance, but is this the best that NYC Dems can muster at this point in time?

  • NixTyranny

    Trying to imagine putting this quote with that picture:
    “If I had a son, he would look like _____ .”

  • Guest

    Spot the odd man out…
    Weiner, Spitzer, Schumer, Bloomberg, anyone ethical.

  • Lady 12

    How was it antisemitic?

  • David Mills

    Weiner Spitzl ?

  • F_Opper

    Weiner Spitzer is good….but Weiner Holder is better.