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Russell Simmons unveils gun-toting superhero president 'B-Rock'

Unlike that shocking Michelle Malkin person, Def Jam co-founder and yogi Russell Simmons teaches his children to meditate, not shoot. What he teaches your kids is yet to be seen, but we didn’t see a lot of meditating going on in the preview for “B-Rock,” an animated series coming “soon” to Simmons’ All Def Digital YouTube channel.

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What we do see is President Obama trading in his mom jeans and skeet shooting gear for what looks to be a full-auto firearm. No worries, though: “B-Rock” is “outrageous, irreverent, and hilarious.” Because “sometimes the President needs to put down his ego-suppressing Cool cigarettes and get ‘gangsta,’ transforming into the trash-talking, butt-kicking, doorag-wearing gangsta, B-ROCK.”

https://twitter.com/GlossBossEl/status/353328932231192576

The trailer actually premiered last month but hasn’t made much of a dent in the public consciousness. Simmons theorized that YouTube’s counter must be stuck.

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