Progressives at Netroots Nation this weekend confirmed what we have known all along: conservatives own Twitter. It’s a shame that low-information voters, for the moment at least, have such undue influence on the remainder of the country. Maybe a quick tutorial explaining these #LowInfoVotersIn3Words will help us understand all those trending topics we don’t cover on Twitchy.

Is that a squirrel playing a guitar? OMG that’s so cute! What were we talking about again? Oh yeah.

https://twitter.com/obamaputin2012/status/348537060006711296

https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/348537084325269506

https://twitter.com/THERACISTDOCTOR/status/348537318765895681

https://twitter.com/JWStricklett/status/348537575650242561

https://twitter.com/UncleWaldoe1951/status/348538233933664256

Add them all together and what do you get?

  • Frank DiSalle

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words Romney killed somebody.

  • Rob

    I still hold that TV political ads should be banned due to Low Information Voters.
    If your vote can be won or lost by a 30 second ad then you really shouldn’t vote.

    • FFlintstone

      Low info voters do sucks, but you can’t infringe on free speech or voting rights. 15% of 2012 Presential Election voters said Hurricane Sandy was the what decided their vote. 3 1/2 years of bad leadership is forgiven with a short photo op? Ughh. I don’t know how America overcomes the liberals monopoly on feeding the low info voters lies.

      • Rob

        That is a good point but if there was any group one could argue the first amendment may not apply to, it is politicians.

    • Billie Slash

      You know its really bad when these people “vote with their lady parts”!
      Can they get anymore low-brow??

    • ObamaFail

      Also, if your vote can be decided because of the color of a candidate’s skin instead of his ideals and merits, than you should be banned from voting.

  • carla5731

    No I can’t.

    Deficits don’t matter.

    Lie to win.

    Vilify hard work.

    Yours is mine.

  • nc

    Brainwashed, Braindead, Brainless.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Boring Humorless Drones
    Excuses Excuses Excuses
    It’s Bush’s Fault
    Sarah Palin’s Dumb

  • stillinthe60s

    Kardashian For President

  • PVG

    Hmm, Hmm, Hmm!

  • trixiewoobeans

    Rich White Republicans
    Hillbilly Cracker Trailertrash

    • Corey Dennison

      Why do libbies think being rich is some sort of insult or crime?

      Also…why is being white or lower class an insult in their eyes?

      • I am not MetaData

        Being rich to them equates to being greedy. They fail to understand that “rich” people are the ones who create jobs. As for part two they’re idiots who need a brick in the head.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Ebenezer Scrooge Syndrome

        • ObamaFail

          Maybe that’s the real reason libs hate rich people. Because they create jobs. The more jobs, means the higher the risk they might have to let go of the government tit and get a job.

      • trixiewoobeans

        They don’t think being rich is a crime anymore, for them! Notice how many rich, or VERY comfortable Libs there are? But they feel silly after all those years of demonizing Republican money, then finding they REALLY enjoy money after all. What to do? Pretend you still think it’s bad, hide behind your cash and continue deflecting attention by pointing at Republicans, while pretending to care about the poor BUT expecting the Government to take care of them…kind of a guilt/hypocrisy assuager. But their REAL feelings about the poor come out in their snobbery toward the above-mentioned “hillbilly, cracker, trailertrash” remarks, and the way they treat said people on a daily basis. You also don’t see many Lib businesses employing the “downtrodden” and “people of color” in any meaningful fashion…except for yard care and house-cleaning. They absolutely stick to their own kind, above the fray, and glory in their self-righteousness and causes.

        • trixiewoobeans

          Sorry to write a book! Lol!

          • Marvin Nelson

            This was an excellent post, so don’t apologize for stating your ideas so eloquently.

          • Zane Henry

            yep, this ain’t Twitter. Feel free to use as many characters as you want.

            excellent post, btw.

      • Joel A. Edge

        Anyone that doesn’t vote regularly for the Democratic Party is the enemy. Anyone that is rich and doesn’t agree with the Democrat Party is the enemy. They still haven’t figured out how they lost the south so many years ago. Hence the “Hillbilly Cracker Trailertrash” remarks. It’s how my party works these days. My apologies.

      • Billie Slash

        Well, at least you can’t accuse them of being prejudiced–they hate everybody!!
        /sarc

      • Charles Hammond Jr

        Liberals think it’s a crime when YOU are rich but THEY are not.

        Remember: THEY hate YOU.

  • Zach Brewer

    Screwed us all.

  • Squirrel!

    Koolaid is good!

  • muckraker

    Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

  • Charles Hammond Jr

    Status Quo Lover…

    I’m an Ostrich…

    I think the term ‘Low Information Voter’ is inaccurate truth be told. ‘LIV’s’ are actually people who are comfortable with the way things are, and are willing to disregard evidence that contradicts said view.

    • Billie Slash

      You give them too much credit for actually knowing what’s going on.

      • Charles Hammond Jr

        They don’t have to ‘know’. Even an animal knows that fire burns and water is wet.

        At this point… LIV’s are going almost entirely on feelings, and anything that goes against their gut feelings tends to be discarded.

  • Catchance

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: Global Warming Science

  • Greg Greenlee

    Tax the Rich!
    “Their fair share”

  • I am not MetaData

    Thanks for the mention TwitchyTeam!

    • nc

      Woo Hoo!

  • Jack Deth

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: Dumber Than Mud.

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: The Party’s Over.

  • Ron Georgenson

    Time for vacation!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Blob of tissue.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Free Birth Control

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    iPhones for SNAP

  • HKopp

    Give Me That!
    (translate to your preferred vernacular)

  • OldmanRick

    I can sum up low information voters in two words: “gimmedat crowd”.

  • Jack

    how about “kill the unborn”

  • capisce

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words

    Gosnell? Who’s that?
    “Women’s health” abortion
    Benghazi? Where’s that?
    It doesn’t matter
    Fast and Furious????
    Christianity is extreme
    Islam is peace
    Code word alert

  • Bill Board

    Dumb Ass People

  • C-Saw

    How about this one from shortly thereafter Ocare was upheld.

    Patrick Gaspard @patrickgaspard

    “it’s constitutional. Bitches.”

    dope .. that one still bugs me.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/235397-dnc-staffers-go-off-script-celebrating-healthcare-ruling

  • C-Saw
    • John

      I haven’t forgotten that. When the halftime show came on, we changed the channel.

    • Debbie Butler

      I CAN’T STAND Beyonce!

  • Hiraghm

    Gimme Gimme Gimme…

  • Hiraghm

    “war is peace”
    “freedom is slavery”
    “ignorance is strength”

    (3 government mottoes from Orwell’s 1984

  • jd

    Your fair share

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #LowInfoVotersInThreeWords:
    Can’t answer that….
    I don’t know
    I’m NOT RESPONSIBLE.
    It’s a speedbump….
    Punish our enemies….
    #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • rennyangel2

    “Vote for revenge” sorry 4 words

  • chetnapier

    Obama hum job

  • chetnapier

    Obama ass hat

  • Conrad2010

    Liberal Hollywood never gets it wrong.

  • chetnapier

    no logical arguement

  • jwmiller

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words- What’s for Dessert?

  • Edward Lozano

    Three words….how about-“I am stupid”?

  • Marvin Nelson

    Wealthy’s fair share.

    • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

      Or: Your fair share. Because lets face it — the wealthy can move. We can’t.

  • ratizbad

    Where’s the jobs

    • Noah

      apparently the jobs will magically appear when amnesty is granted.

  • Kate

    Stuck on stupid…

  • AtomicMug

    Tenured College Professors

    • Noah

      worst case ontario

  • AtomicMug

    Main Stream Media

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    Doesn’t effect me.

  • SineWaveII

    1 First “black” president.
    2 First woman president
    3 First “hispanic” president

  • Chip

    They forgot their favorite line, “You’re A Bigot.”

  • bo1921

    G__ da_n America

  • Jim

    Celebrities are smart.

  • jenndee

    News is boring

  • lainer51

    Stand Up, Chuck

  • marcellucci

    Corpses’ votes count….

    • Charles Hammond Jr

      You’ve never been to Chicago. Sadly Corpses also tend to vote with the rest of the Zombies as a show of solidarity.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    “Fair and Balanced”

    • journogal

      Do you even know what that means? Are you incapable of accepting two sides of an issue or you can want to always be fed the progressive side? At least they have debates, MSNBC piles on the “token conservative” on their shows. We get it, you can’t stand that one cable news channel doesn’t slobber all over Obama, you are incapable of handling that. You are thick headed, small minded person who keeps their eyes shut; and wants to be spoon fed their news and told how to think and act like a good sheeple.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    “Corporations are people”

    • journogal

      Who works at corporations? Dogs? Monkeys? Who holds stocks in corporations? You better check you 401K there, hypocrite…you might be shocked. But that’s okay, hate corporations, but don’t cry when they leave and jobs are gone, okay? Just sit there and expect Obama to take care of you.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Actually they are, you incompetent, ignorant [email protected] It’s long-established in law that corporations are artificial persons, creations of the law, that wasn’t some new construct out of thin air. Corporations have long been held to be persons (NOT “people,” I stand corrected) who are capable of being sued, owning property, being liable for taxes, and yes, having freedom of speech. So GTFO out, educate yourself, and don’t come back.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Actually they are, you incompetent, ignorant [email protected] It’s long-established in law that corporations are artificial persons, creations of the law, that wasn’t some new construct out of thin air. Corporations have long been held to be persons (NOT “people,” I stand corrected) who are capable of being sued, owning property, being liable for taxes, and yes, having freedom of speech. So GTFO out, educate yourself, and don’t come back.

  • Justin Jurek

    What’s religious freedom?

  • LR99

    Democrats are Stupid!

  • LR99

    Liberals are brainless!

  • LR99

    Kool aid junkies

  • Mom_ofthree

    it’s only fair…

  • arttie

    my teleprompter says

  • j p

    Tolerate my intolerance

  • ToyZebra

    No personal responsibility

  • Debbie Butler

    More free stuff.

  • Danny Wheeler

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words Gimme gimme gimme!