Justin Bieber has competition tonight on the countdown of Twitter’s trending topics. We’re not expecting much out of peace talks with the Taliban, but maybe an iPod loaded with these #TalibanHitSongs could smooth the way.

https://twitter.com/proUSAproGod/status/347874302542094336

Sure, the hashtag could be considered offensive, if you’re a member of the Taliban.

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/347918009991585792

  • Frank Drebin

    I’m a Libyan on a Jet Plane

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Frank Drebin?! I have the strangest feeling I know you from somewhere…

      /Jacobs, Sagittarius!

    • TexSizzle

      Pinkard & Bowden recorded that song in 1988. You can see it on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4gm7Qrpkg.

  • Conrad2010

    Taliban come & me wanna go home.

    • LinTaylor

      Hey Mr. Taliban, Taliban me Nana?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      DAAAAAAYYYYOFFFFFFF! DAAA-AAA-AA-AAAAY-OFF!
      #MusicTriviaTime #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      DAAAAAAYYYYOFFFFFFF! DAAA-AAA-AA-AAAAY-OFF!
      #MusicTriviaTime #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • AtomicMug

    Hello, Martyr, Hello Fatwa

    • 3seven77

      I love this!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Great! The next line would be, “Here I am at Camp Delta.”

      • TexSizzle

        Here I am, stuck at Camp Gitmo.

    • Canadian in USA

      OK. I admit – I LOLd on that one!

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Oho, well played, sir!

    • MissDiane47

      We have a winner!! Hahaha!

    • NoToTyrants

      Fantastic. You should finish the lyrics. It would make for a great parody, complete with a video.

    • Noah

      you win the interwebs for the day.
      BTW, is that a picture of Ricky from tpb or is it the guy from Eastbound and down?

      • AtomicMug

        TPB. The greatest TV show ever produced.

        • Noah

          it is a good show. Too bad about Philadelphia “Phil” Collins though.

  • Jeffrey Jackson

    Islam is a race now? As in, people are born Islamic and cannot change ever? Interesting, I was always under the suspicion it was a religion people voluntarily choose to follow. Thank you, kind liberals, for showing me the folly of my way.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      You are correct, except that they consider “voluntarily choosing” to be for reasons of staying alive along with religious belief.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Oh good. Now maybe Catholic bashing (and Eastern Orthodox) can now be racist too!

      • Will P.

        Of course not. Those are “Christian” religions…Perfectly PC to bash them.

    • rennyangel2

      You can’t always get what Iman wants.

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Hold On Loosely Before Pulling The Pin

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs A Camel With No Name

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Like A Rock(et Launcher)

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Banana Clip Song

  • Junie3

    #TalibanHitSongs I Don’t Care if Tomorrow Never Comes Hank Williams

  • beebop1952

    Baby You Can Drive My Car Bomb.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Masul’s Silver Hammer
      Taliban Express
      Jihad me at Hello
      #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Masul’s Silver Hammer
      Taliban Express
      Jihad me at Hello
      #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • deimos19

    Hey Jude, I blow you up

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Originally done by the Everly Brothers “ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DREAM”
    now…by the talli’s in charge band ~All I Have To Do Is Dream of 72 Virgins~

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Original Song Title: By The Righteous Brothers “Rock and Roll Heaven”

    New Age Tali-B’s
    Rock and Roll Heaven With The 72 V’s

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Chained Melody by the 72Vs and The TaliBro
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Original by Song: Unchained Melody – The Righteous Brothers

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Streisand’s…”You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”
    Now performed by: Rappers
    The Ya Ya Tali banny Boys

  • capisce

    Poppa Was A Rolling Stone Age Man
    The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Muezzin
    Allah Said There’d Be Days Like This

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Draggin’ The Infidel

  • John

    #TalibanHitSongs

    Smells Like Muslim Spirit

    Wish You Were Here (So I could kill you)

    (I’ll blow up the) Bridge Over Troubled Water

    Sweet Child (Lover) O’ Mine

    He Stopped Loving Her Today (Because she couldn’t conceive at 7 years old)

    Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be American Pigs

    Yearning for Your Love (A tribute to my goat)

    Ain’t Nothin But a Muslim Thang

    You Martyred Me All Night Long

  • ObamaFail

    When I read “Don’t Stop Beheading”, I instantly started hearing Journey singing that song.

  • Andy from Beaverton

    Every infidel you take
    Jihad on my mind
    Won’t get crusaded again
    Oh pretty camel

  • Derek plt

    “Don’t Go Away Mohammad, Just Go Away”

  • ObamaFail

    Of course liberals are offended by this hashtag. The Taliban is a group revered and respected by liberals. And don’t even get them started on Al-Qaida. They will start writing poetry and love songs about them.

    • Jack Edward

      I think that you might be reaching a bit there...

      • shimauma
      • Derek plt

        I don’t think he’s reaching. For example the leftist lunatic Jim McDermott got all butt hurt about a terrorist wanted poster plastered across buses that listed around 15 most wanted murdering thug terrorists & it displayed their disgusting pictures. Ignorant Jim protested that showing pictures of wanted criminal terrorists was racist & he said that it wasn’t fair to the terrorists because it singled them out & hurt their feelings.
        If that isn’t psycho libtard-love for terrorists then what is???

  • marcellucci

    I Gut You Babe….

  • CynicOwl

    She’s only seventeen.
    Infidel says she’s too young.
    But she’s way too old for me.

  • Turd Burglestein

    Hello Mullah…Hello Faddah

    Here we are…in Camp Ramallah

    Jihad training…entertaining

    And they say we’ll have fun enriching uranium

  • Turd Burglestein

    Hey…Jew…Get off of my mushroom cloud.

  • Turd Burglestein

    I only have IED’s for Jews
    Simply because they’re near me
    Funny but when they’re near me
    I’m in the mood for hate.

  • Turd Burglestein

    Like 72 Virgins…touched for the very first time.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Catholic Nuns with Pump-Action Shotguns #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Catholic Nuns with Pump-Action Shotguns #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Derek plt

    “Scene from an Iraqi Restaurant”
    “Sweet Camel O’ Mine”
    “Killin’ on a Prayer”
    “Walk Like A Mujahideen”
    “It’s the end of the World as We’d Like It (And I Feel Fine)”
    “Every Robe Has It’s Scorn”
    “She Blinded Me With Jihad”

    • Turd Burglestein

      More like “She Blinded Me With Acid”

      • I am not MetaData

        He Blinded me…. Women are property there with less status than even a goat…

  • Derek plt

    “I Ran (So Far Away) from the Marines”

    • ObamaFail

      “Into the arms of a Democrat!”

    • ObamaFail

      “Into the arms of a Democrat!”

  • Derek plt

    “Little Red Caliphate”
    “When Jews Cry”
    “Should I Stay or Should I Blow Myself up”

  • Derek plt

    “Come on Eileen (or I’ll cut off your nose)”

  • walterc

    The first cut is the deepest. Don’t even have to change the name of the song.

  • rennyangel2

    You Can’t Always Get What the Iman Wants.

  • Steve_J

    #TalibanHitSongs “Killing me brutally with his Sharia”

  • Steve_J

    #TalibanHitSongs “We are the Champions” This is directed at two administrations that put us in and kept us in a losing situation and didn’t know enough to get us out when it became apparent we didn’t have the will to actually prosecute the war.

  • Dexter Alarius

    “We Bombed This City”
    “Sheep Drives Me Crazy”
    “It’s Raining Men…Parts”
    “(I wish that I had) Jessie’s Goat”
    “Everybody Have a Gun Tonight”

  • Tigerspike

    BlowingMeUp Rhapsody

  • Tigerspike

    BlowingMeUp Rhapsody

  • Frustrated Teacher

    #talibanhitsongs – “Cruel, cruel Sunni”
    “Angry Young Muslim Man”
    “Bomb Iran (and Irag, and Afganistan, and Israel, and Syria and….)”
    “I Wanna Cut Off you Hand”
    “Hole in the Infidel Tonight”
    “When I Grow Up (to be Imam)”
    Not my best, but I’m running a little slow today.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    #talibanhitsongs – “Cruel, cruel Sunni”
    “Angry Young Muslim Man”
    “Bomb Iran (and Irag, and Afganistan, and Israel, and Syria and….)”
    “I Wanna Cut Off you Hand”
    “Hole in the Infidel Tonight”
    “When I Grow Up (to be Imam)”
    Not my best, but I’m running a little slow today.

  • Dexter Alarius

    “What I Like About Ewe”
    “When I’m with Ewe”
    “Never Gonna Give Ewe Up”

  • Dexter Alarius

    “What I Like About Ewe”
    “When I’m with Ewe”
    “Never Gonna Give Ewe Up”

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #TalibanHitSongs
    Jihad it coming
    Bombs Away
    Bomb-ache tonight
    Mercedes-Benz Car Bomb
    XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #TalibanHitSongs
    Jihad it coming
    Bombs Away
    Bomb-ache tonight
    Mercedes-Benz Car Bomb
    XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • IBINAR

    Thanks ALL for the laughs, these are great!!!!!!

  • IBINAR

    Thanks ALL for the laughs, these are great!!!!!!

  • Joe

    “All I Want for Christmas Is an RPG”
    (Yes, irony intended)

  • Joe

    “All I Want for Christmas Is an RPG”
    (Yes, irony intended)

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Hey this works just as it is:

    “The Long Black Veil”!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Knock Three Times (On The Detonater)

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Sweet Home Al Jazeera

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Come On Baby Light My Firebomb

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Domo Arrigato, Mr. Jihado

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Another one that works just fine as it is!

    Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    (you may need to think about that one…)

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      And another one from the same set:
      Wheels On Fire

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Waiting For A Goat Like You

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    The Safety-Off Dance

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    The Night They Drove Old Mecca Down

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Be True To Your Madrassah

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Set Fire To The Zionist – Aggressor Rain
    –by Al-Adel

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Three more that work just right as they are:
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Shoot To Thrill
    Back In Black (goin’ out to the ladies with that one!)

    • Derek plt

      what about “TNT”

  • Steve_J

    “School’s Out”

  • I am not MetaData

    Aww my song Dirty deeds done with sheep didn’t make the lineup… Oh well. Plenty of other good #Talibanhitsongs got mentioned :)

  • rennyangel2

    You can’t always get what Iman wants

  • Noah

    #TalibanHitSongs
    “Where have all the martyrs gone?”
    “Jihad to tha bone”

  • Noah

    Baaah Baaaah O’riley.