Remember when GQ magazine exposed Sen. Marco Rubio as just another anti-science fundamentalist whackjob Republican who doesn’t know how old the universe is? Well, the White House wants you to know that you can trust Rubio when it comes to his and the Gang of Eight’s immigration reform plan. After all, America is a nation of immigrants, and the White House issued a reminder today that unless you’re a Native American like Elizabeth Warren, you’re not from here yourself — so how could you even think of denying other immigrants the same welcome you received?
The thing is, didn’t even the Native Americans come here from somewhere else? We’re never sure until a noted scientist like Al Gore confirms, but we have our suspicions.
You immigrated legally? Get to the back of the line, you!
Tammy Bruce proudly embraces her status as a Native American.