Those public service announcements on bullying seem to be working. Victims of bullying are urged to tell an adult, so Sen. Harry Reid opened up on the Senate floor to confess that he’s the victim of a schoolyard bully named Ted Cruz. Majority Leader Reid didn’t let the shame of being pushed around by the “very junior senator from Texas” keep him from seeking help, but what was the problem, exactly? There have been some rumors going around the schoolyard about just #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid, and it’s not pretty.

Some security cameras in the schoolyard caught Cruz in action, and we have to admit: Cruz’ beatdown of Reid is pretty brutal.

  • Peyton

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid Posted a copy of the constitution on Harry’s facebook page

    They missed this one. It was one of the most popular.

  • Marvin Nelson

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid Gave him a swirly in the Senate men’s room.

  • Garth Haycock

    Cruz pushed Reid down out in the parking lot then kicked Reid’s soccer ball on the roof of the capitol building.

  • I M Free

    Sen. Cruz just schooled very old senator do nothing Reid

    • Elaine

      Translation: Resident bully in senate pouts and tattle tales to members that new bully pushed him back! whine whine I want my ball back!

  • Gary Freeman

    How can the morons who blindly vote Democrat every election not get mad when their taxes go up? My mistake, I made the assumption that anyone who votes Democrat actually has a job and actually pays taxes.

    • Ben Bollman

      Exactly, they think voting Democrat mean everyone BUT them pays more taxes which is never the case.

      • Elaine

        They WANT more taxes so they can get more stuff! I want one of those smart phones they all have. I can only afford a basic dumb one.

        • DavidKramer

          That regulation that made it illegal to unlock your phone has to be addressed. I purposefully purchased one of the newer Blackberries recently thinking that I would be unable to unlock it and get a service with anyone……nope, they changed it just recently so that whoever you bought it through is the only service provider you can use…..with that phone. That is completely bull hockey, a piece of property I own can only be used with only one carrier? Pretty much another form of fascist economics.

    • Frank Drebin

      With the inclusion of the District of Columbia in the Bureau of Labor Statistics list of unemployment rates for states, ol’ Harry’s home state couldn’t even crack the Top 50.

      That’s got to sting a little.

  • linnicy

    I needed a good laugh, thanks. We could add to this . Harry is so funny, why are these old geezers still in Congress anyway? Didn’t he steal enough money?

  • Marty Luther

    said on good authority that Harry didn’t pay any taxes

  • Tony Deisla

    I nominate Gov. Brian Sandoval to challenge Reid for the senate in 2016. He would knock him out of the ring.

  • yacope

    Can’t express how proud I am to have voted for this man. I had my doubts but it looks like he’s doing we voted him in to do.

    Take that Reid you Nancy boy you…

    • Lady 12

      A Nancy Pelosi boy? :)

      • yacope


  • Slapweasel

    -He cornered him and yelled, “Cowboy Poetry Sucks!”, over and over again until he cried.

    -He sent photos of Harry crying to all the pretty Republican women.

    -He forced him to eat cold, old “Freedom Fries.”

    -He knocked his amendments out of his hands in the hallway.

    -He jammed the bathroom door with a Constitution and made him crawl under.

    -Harry always falls for the old, “tap the shoulder on one side, steal the Jell-O on the other and smack upside the back of the head”, -prank.

    -He replaces his Geritol with Viagra.

    -Maybe it was Cruz who kept hiding Reid’s budget?


    –My favorite was the one about; “Why do you keep sequestering yourself?” I got a rolling laugh out of that one.

  • 3seven77

    Why did Harry Reid whine that Ted Cruz is a bully? Because Ted Cruz is shining the light on the Senate and showing Harry Reid for the cockroach that he is.

  • tops116

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid Cruz asked Reid in public why he never votes for Obama’s budget proposals.

  • Robert Patrick Moscato

    So Harry how did it feel to get knocked down a few pegs by the “..Very Junior Senator from Texas??” I’m sure your voice is a few octaves higher too.

  • Austin Reis Green

    Love it. Hold them accountable. It’s what you’re there for!!! CRUZ for president! I’m so done with these jackasses who claim to be all about the poor, but keep raising debt, lowering the value of the dollar and making us all more poor.

  • peteee363

    i’m sorry, i watched the video, and it must have been edited, not once did he call old dingy liar liar, pants on fire! can we see the unedited video old dingy is talking about? i also thought old dingy was a former boxer, and he can’t defend himself? he must have been a democrat boxer way back.

  • Seriously?

    The power of awesome.

  • DeBaliviere

    And what was the name of the cow college where Li’l Hairy Reed studied?

  • Turd Burglestein

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid – Gave him a swirly in my avatar.

  • Turd Burglestein

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid – Told him he was bobbing for a snickers bar when it really my avatar.

  • HARP2

    Maybe you should transfer to a different school Harry.

    • nc

      Or just drop out.

  • BlahBlah

    This hasn’t made the news yet but rumor has it that Cruz made Harry read the bill he was voting on. I know… I’m outraged too.

  • CombatDiver

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid… He spoke the truth and did it with the conviction that a true Constitutionalist Conservative would and should.

  • DavidKramer

    He could have bullied by saying…………I could accuse Reid of being a felony tax evading scum……….like he did to Romney, but I will not go there. I could accuse Reid of being a pederast because of the rumors abound on the internet, but I will not go there.

    Cruz instead took the high road and poked him in the eye, by just pointing out every sniveling piece of crap thing, that Reid just did. Cudos Cruz, but next time, ask him about the rumors.

    • Lady 12

      I agree, he needs to quit playing the gentleman’s game. Look how that worked for Romney.

  • rhondas_view

    Pouting Reid crying foul when somehow not being able to bully Cruz means he’s being bullied. Lol #sillyself-importantman

  • Red Fred

    The Cruz missile is fearless! Great video!

    • nc

      “Cruz missile” – good one!

  • Booker

    Too freaking funny. Gotta love Ted Cruz.

  • nc

    “Speaking the truth is not bullying. It is our responsibility.” – Sen Ted “Awesome” Cruz

    If the above video is Sen Reid’s example of a bully, then I say to Sen Cruz, “Bully me, please!”

  • Guest

    #HowTedCruzBulliedHarryReid Taunted him in front of his Senate peers with “Harry and Sharron sitting in a tree…k-i-s-s-i-n-geee


    Cruz gave Harry a dose of Reality, and told him he could keep the C h a n g e !

  • © Sponge

    I’ve been waiting for someone to stand up and use the words of that pederast against him, so thank you, Mr. Cruz. That’s been a LONG time coming. Now, if only the RNC and the REST of the Republicans would show the same backbone.

  • white dog

    Cruz rocks

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    What is the deal with Cruz being born in Canada? My son was born in Spain but he is 100% eligible to be POTUS at age 35…. I was serving in USN. What are circumstances of Sen. Cruz birth I CA?

    • Kathy Fugitt Price Skaggs

      His parents were working up there. If Obama is eligible then Cruz is.

  • 912er

    He took away Reid’s helium revealing his true Ted Baxter voice.

  • Jim

    Went to Reid’s Cowboy Poetry Festival and read the screenplay for Brokeback Mountain.

  • Gary

    Cruz is unfair! He speaks truthfully! No wonder Harry thinks he’s a bully. He doesn’t know how to do so. It’s so unfair.