Before any of you haters throw shade at the president for performing his warm-up set for Conan O’Brien at tonight’s Nerd Prom, the White House would like you to know he’s just brushing that dirt right off his shoulder. Look, they have photographic proof.

Yes, he’s still doing that Jay-Z thing.


(Hat tip: Jeryl Bier)

  • waltermitty2012

    You wouldn’t have that problem if you used the new Head and Shoulders Old Spice. It cleans and conditions in one easy step. Now with the fresh, masculine scent of Old Spice, you can fight flakes and smell like a man.

    • Guest


      • waltermitty2012

        Corrected. The joys of using a tablet.

  • traffic_robot

    What a douche.

  • detroit19

    Words cannot express my contempt for this spoiled man child.

  • El Train


  • CO2 Producer

    That’s not a fly, Mr. President, that’s the flag.

    Oh, right. Intentional.

  • wwbdinct


  • James Rose

    Is that the Kenyan or is it the Indonesian version of the finger?

    • Hey berto

      Keynesian version.

      • Mark Rebel_1

        How do you do a stinking PWT version, you should know.

        • Heather_A

          Have you ever heard of Keynesian economics? You might want to look that up before playing the race card.


        • anjullyn

          Low info voter.

        • RedSoloCup

          Aww, upset your mom’s EBT card was denied at the liquor store?

    • Mark Rebel_1

      Bigotry at it’s best on you PWT.

      • Hey berto

        Takes one to know one, “Rebel” 😉

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        So what is ‘PWT’ exactly? Some bigoted remark, or something? Does the W and T stand for ‘white trash’ or something? I suppose it takes a bigot to know a bigot…

        • RedSoloCup

          Yep… what a dumbass troll.

      • RedSoloCup

        Spoken from a person whose side is the specialty in bigotry.

    • WingedBishop

      I’m not sure; That gets into the topic of nature vs. nurture.

  • Ty Pryor

    It just baffles me, how anyone can respect or support this man. And the sad thing is, he’s my boss. Remind me why I enlisted again?

    • redstilettos

      I totally applaud your service, but I’d be terrified to enlist while this joker is CiC.

    • Mark Rebel_1

      Can’t make it on the outside, just the military. You clean latrines?

      • 3seven77

        I’d bet he/she could clean you…

      • anjullyn

        Coward. Say that to his/her face. Putrid piece of cow dung that you are, I’m sure your Obamaphone, free internet, food stamps and welfare are keeping you in the style you’re accustomed to. Loser.

      • Steve_J

        He is just one of many people who make it possible for you to make assinine statements like that.

      • grais

        said the clown who’s never done a thing for his country or his fellow man


      • Junie3

        I hope you tell a military person that to their face.

      • Adela Wagner

        You kiss your momma with that latrine?

      • RedSoloCup

        Would love to see you get your clock “cleaned” by a military officer, who fought for your right to spew your garbage.

    • Spatial Awareness

      You enlisted for the greater good of our Republic! Thank you for your service and sacrifice.

      -A Grateful Nation

    • Brown Eminence

      Yeah, I don’t know either specially since the last guy at the 2004 correspondents dinner joked about not finding WMDs while American soldiers (who believed him when he said Saddam had chemical, biological weapons) were dying in Fallujah.

      • anjullyn

        You can repeat this 1 gazillion (Barack’s math) times and it STILL won’t turn this angry little boy into a respected pres. of the U.S.

        • Brown Eminence

          That was not my intent. Just pointing out some of the reasons why soldiers would be disheartened.

          • beebop1952

            Try as I might? I can’t remember when President BUSH cut back on college tuition reimbursement for members of the military or used THEIR PAY as a pawn in a debt ceiling hike. Barack INSANE 0bama is the worst person EVER to walk in to the oval office, much less put his feet up on the desk.

          • Brown Eminence

            However I do remember the Bush administration mess ups like not providing the troops with body armor, giving them substandard humvees, making them do a crazy amount of multiple deployments, letting Walter Reed Hospital fall apart,

            and not going in with the right amount of troops to name a few. I also remember what “Rummy” said when a soldier complained…”You don’t go to war with the Army you wish you had, you go to war with the Army you have”. Are you Rip Van Teabagger? because it seems you have been asleep till 2009.

      • HarlemGhost

        Bush respected the military and they knew it …

        • Brown Eminence

          Bush relating to wounded combat soldiers says he was in “combat” with a soldier
          “As you can possibly see, I have an injury
          myself — not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I
          eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact,
          the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was
          able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your
          compassion, Colonel.” –George W. Bush, after visiting with wounded
          veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006
          I know you are not going to listen to me but here is a veterans site that talks about how disrespected they feel by the Bush administration.

          • Kev_H

            While I generally think economic stimulus from the government is foolish, I like how Pres. Bush’s stimulus meant checks being mailed out to all taxpayers versus Obama just giving all the money, Chicago style, to his campaign contributors and phony aggrieved farmers.

          • Jeff McCabe

            So you DO know Obama has been president for several years now, right? Or are you just stuck in “the last guy sucked so my guy can suck too” mode? Bet that wins ever time during recess on the playground.

          • Brown Eminence

            No just comparing previous Correspondents dinners with the current ones you know keeping it “fair and balanced” You do know that Obama was inaugurated in January 2009 it is now April 2013 that is 4 years and 3.5 months. I think someone needs to skip recess on the playground and concentrate on math.

          • beebop1952

            Someone sucking on as much anger as you are is fixin to EXPLODE.

        • Brown Eminence

          Here is a picture of Bush having his pic taken while standing under a statue of Ho Chi Minh and the communist Viet Cong flag. So he avoids going to Nam during the war and when he does go 30 years after the war he does this. What is that you said about respect?

      • Junie3

        Go here for all the Dims who said there were WMD’s and agreed to go to war.

        Now wipe the tears, shut up and sit down.

        • Brown Eminence

          What does that have to do about joking about the troops mission? Commander in chief joking while soldiers are dying in Iraq. Don’t worry about my tears think about the combat soldiers mom that watched that disgraceful performance.

          • beebop1952

            Imagine how the families of those MURDERED in Benghazi felt after the photo op when they were lied to and were left to go home and bury their dead.

        • Brown Eminence

          BTW Obama never supported that war hence the reason he beat Hillary. While Cotton and Peggy Hill wanted to stay in Iraq for 100 years! What is that they say about people who do the same thing hoping for different results?

          • plumberskid

            He didn’t vote against it.

          • Brown Eminence

            Obama in 2002 while an Illinois senator “I don’t oppose all wars,” he began. “What I am opposed to is a dumb
            war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. What I am opposed to is the
            cynical attempt by Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz and other
            armchair, weekend warriors to shove their own ideological agendas down
            our throats, irrespective of the costs in lives lost and hardships
            borne. What I am opposed to is the attempt by political hacks like Karl
            Rove to distract us from a rise in the
            uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop on the median income–to
            distract us from the corporate scandals.”

          • beebop1952

            Yeah. His little speech that maybe 200 people heard in Chicago made all the difference. He beat Hillary because he CHEATED IN THE CAUCUSES …. you are a fool.

          • Brown Eminence

            Yes the Clinton machine, who the right have been saying for years is cunning, devious, immoral, and corrupt let a half term junior senator cheat his way to victory. Have you taken your Alzheimer’s meds today?

      • plumberskid

        You can repeat this lie a million times. The rest of us know exactly who was the one who claimed there were WMD, and put Bush in a no-win situation.

        • Brown Eminence

          I thought he was the “decider”.

      • Peacelanese

        Did you uncover this fact at the “Blame Bush Library”?

        • Brown Eminence

          No I just had the misfortune of living through his Presidency. The Republicans at the 2012 convention felt the same way.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Hmm. I wonder what would happen if nobody, for the remainder of this douchebags presidency, enlisted…

  • Bill Board

    It’s not dirt he’s brushing off his shoulder, it’s the sh*t that spews from his lips.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    If he were raised by wolves he’d howl at the moon.
    If he were living in Indonesia, he’d eat dogs.
    Instead he hangs out with thugs, so he uses the gestures of a thug. And he does the dog-eating thing too.

  • Brett McMicken

    does he do anything other than party, vacation, and golf?

    • Zefal

      Throws temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his way.

    • thehappyhedgehog

      I was always grateful when W went golfing, on vacation, or otherwise took time off. I figured he’d do less damage that way. Suit yourself, though…

      • HarlemGhost

        the thing is Bush didn’t cost us a million every time he left the White House …

      • beebop1952

        Funny thing? President Bush quit golfing after the war started. He took his “vacations” at his home in Texas and not on Martha’s Vinyard.

  • Guest

    Who was the lucky Comrade selected to give the emperor a quickie,
    in a room full of mutual masturbators

    • ClinkinKY

      Unofficial word is that the B.O. “Fluffer” honors, after a grueling 64 man tournament, came down to a finals of Chris Matthews and Piers Morgan. Congrats Chrissy.

  • Stephanie

    What an insufferable brat.

  • Bemani Dog

    That’s the “ice on my fringe” gesture. Who does he think he is? Macklemore?


    They cover this, but not Benghazi or Operation Fast and Furious

  • HarlemGhost

    Nice UN blue tie he’s sporting there …

  • Junie3

    I can’t wait until this fraud is found out and all the libs run to make excuses for their ignorance that they worshipped the beast.

  • Right Wired

    He’s knocking the angel of good off his shoulder.

  • Jedd McHead

    Barry/Jay Z on the down-low. Word.

  • Derelictus

    OK I’m ignorant, what does this gesture mean? Why is everybody up in arms about it?

  • RedSoloCup

    Secret hand gesture Reggie Love taught him.

  • Aruana Zeelie

    Steven Spielberg’s “Obama”

    Published on 27 Apr 2013

    Created for the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner

  • TDS

    He must have gotten some dirt on him while speeding over all the bumps in the road…

  • barney59


  • Red Pill

    If before your #WHCD speech,
    a trending tag got under your skin but you pretended it didn’t,

  • Diane Stephan

    The United States has officially become “the Class Clown” of the world.

  • Diane Stephan

    The United States has officially become “the Class Clown” of the world.