We know that caption isn’t correct — how could Zooey Deschanel be tweeting if she’d been taken into custody?
Apparently the suspect in the boat is Zooey Deschanel, who was much younger than I thought. pic.twitter.com/Baz5n6SbRN
— Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) April 20, 2013
So Zooey Deschannel is in custody? Such a relief. @FoxNews
— Jod with a y (@jodmentum) April 20, 2013
They have caught the suspect, Zooey Deschanel. Her bangs have been cut off in order to disarm her. Good job, America!
— Timothy Netz (F) (@Bristel) April 20, 2013
No, they said flash-bang grenades, not flashy bangs.
— Lauren Modery (@Hipstercrite) April 20, 2013