We know that caption isn’t correct — how could Zooey Deschanel be tweeting if she’d been taken into custody?

No, they said flash-bang grenades, not flashy bangs.


  • ZoriahShepard

    Zooey-Dzhohkar; Deschanel-Tsarnaev : tomato-tomatoe.

    • texas_suzie


      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

        Michael-Jabba The; Moore-Hutt

  • Brian Roastbeef

    Can’t say I ever cared for New Girl, but this seems a bit excessive.

    • ZoriahShepard

      Those typists just get really lazy sometimes!

  • $1014973

    Does this mean she’s never going to hook up with Schmidt?

    • TocksNedlog


    • SameJerkDifferentName

      Not Schmidt, NICK.

  • dancerina

    Any unusual name will do.

  • TocksNedlog

    Never trusted her.

    Although, her sister does have nice bones.

  • BlahBlah

    I’m so sick of people attacking Zooey. His brother Groucho was a great patriot.

    • Miss Clairee

      Co Co Deschanel was a far greater American! She designed the Revolutionary War uniforms!

      • Clayton Grant

        That is the best laugh I’ve had on here!

        • BlahBlah


      • BlahBlah

        You win the internet for like a month!

      • Miss Clairee

        Not to mention the fine fragrances she created to combat the pestilence and dysenteric odors of the war. I believe the scents continue to be sold in high-end department stores to this day. A fine American, that Co Co Deschanel!

        • BlahBlah


  • MrApple

    I volunteer to frisk her, in the name of public safety.

  • notenoughtime

    A visual that explains the dismal state of news reporting when ideology trumps experience and professionalism. Another example of how unprepared and uneducated our work force has become.

    • John (it true me am)

      How did you get that out of an automated voice to text captioning system?

  • LinTaylor

    Finally, her reign of perky, adorable terror has come to an end!

  • Johnny_Layabout

    A quarter-second later, the scroll on the bottom would read “HOT AND WAS IN SERIOUS CONDITION.”

  • ML

    Am I the only only who reads her name as Zoo-eee? Of course, I would say Zoe when reading aloud but I always say zoo-eee in my head….

    • Jeffrey Jackson

      Until this moment that’s how I thought her name was pronounced.

      • ML

        Haha! See, and people tell me I’m too old-fashioned because I like to spell names the traditional way. If her parents only took out an “o” in her name she wouldn’t have people thinking her name was zoo-eee…

  • CynicOwl

    Thank you Boston PD! You have made the world safe from a possible Elf sequel.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    This is Siri’s revenge for having to arrange a home delivery of tomato soup for Zooey because she’d rather dance around the house than put on a pair of “real” shoes.

  • Orlando Cee

    Must have been typed by the same person who keys in the words for Obama’s teleprompter.

  • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

    She was great in Elf, but typos can be a HOOT!

  • Dennis the Dreamer

    They caught Bobba Fett. Oh my!

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Zooey, what happened? And to think I used to have a kind of crush on you!


  • Samh09

    I have always felt that Zooey Deschanel has been overrated. 😉

  • Zathras11 @B5

    The real question to ask is why was Zooey watching with closed captioning on? And she just happens to catch it RIGHT as it happens… Kind of strange, that.

  • silverzone

    Rush to be the first to report, no matter how bizarre that report is. Whole week incompetence of the media was on display. Naked guy arrested, another guy on the ground, second suspect run over his brother, second suspect fled the scene on foot, mysterious person on the roof, another suspect fleeing the bomb scene (for some reason him running away from the blast is a strange thing), 2 bombs, 4 bombs, etc…