Breaking news: tonight at the White House’s celebration of Memphis soul, actress Jessica Biel hugged President Barack Obama — possibly three times. We can’t confirm, because we weren’t invited, most likely due to sequestration cuts. Others were on hand, though, to experience the glamour in our stead.

Not in attendance: Al Green, who sent his regrets and almost certainly spoiled plans for some sort of duet with the president.

The White House streamed the event live for those who couldn’t attend, and Matt Drudge was kind enough to add the stream to the top of the Drudge Report.




Exit, stage LEFT:

  • Brandon Goeringer

    Don’t bother, just Hollywood doing what it does best…worshipping false idols.

  • Stan

    Ahhhh… Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous…This is what goes on in DC while the common people lose jobs and stand in line to get food stamps.How kind of the Master to indulge his subjects with a live stream of his lavish party.

    • trixiewoobeans

      SUPER kind, and we got to take part in their Hawaiian vacation too, which was really thoughtful, cause I’ll never be able to afford it, so they did me a favor…REALLY!

  • bidentime

    Thanks Drudge for letting us little people live large like flotus and potus, well kind of anyway.

  • NotaLemming

    Where did the people from Occupy Wall street sit?

    • Brett McMicken

      in obama’s lap…..they thought it was an empty chair

  • peteee363

    i suppose that laserlike focus on jobs has to wait yet again? this president is just too busy checking out jesica biel’s backside to actually do any work. or was he checking out justin’s junk?

    • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse


  • R.C.

    How many weeks of White House tours could have been funded with this money?

  • ML

    It’s like he’s Marie Antoinette, except the peasants don’t realize what’s happening.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Clarification: Obama is Louie XVI, Michelle’s Marie Antoinette. Jawamax 8<{D}

      • ML

        Nice. Even better. :)

  • Jim DeAcutis

    That’s all she got? China’s had him bent over a table…

  • Brett McMicken

    remember, these are the people who were so obsessed with the romney’s lifestyle.

    • Amber Lee

      Perfect comment! I got banned from Twitter because I pointed that out to Chris Rock. (still bitter about that)

      • LinTaylor

        Twitter can ban you for pointing out liberal hypocrisy? Guess I didn’t read the TOS carefully enough.

  • Marty Luther

    Just when you thought it was safe to stop throwing up.

  • Brett McMicken

    funny, that he should be singing about sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time to obama.

    • Clayton B

      . . . I was waiting for Moosquatch to jump on stage w/Timberlake and duet, ‘It’s my dick in a box’ . . .

  • capisce

    POTUS’s impersonation of Al Green is a lot better than his impersonation of a leader.

  • Laconic

    Jay Z and Beyonce were dining in Cuba last week and the White House tonight, is dining with socialists now a thing?

  • Bill Board

    Osamba: “It’s not that I don’t like your singing Justin, it’s that I could do a much better job of it than you”.

  • Clayton Grant

    Michelle Malkin said “Tomorrow, it’s back to using olive branch as hammer.”
    I thought it was the other way around.

  • LegalizeShemp

    If you’re white, you can be admitted, but only if you’re a Marxist.

  • lazypadawan

    Drudge wins.

  • LegalizeShemp

    I’m surprised Ashley Judd didn’t get on the mike and do “I Heard It Through the Grapevine” and “Somebody’s Watching Me” with Mitch McConnell on the banjo.

  • AlCashier

    barry and his ‘beard’ wife mike just THINK they are America’s Queen & Queen.

  • notenoughtime

    Remember nothing that is wrong with this country is Pres. O’s fault. Good to know that our tax dollars are being squandered. But makes keeping the wallet closed easier when walking past the projects of the minions who had no issue performing in the White House but point their fingers at us for not doing our fair share.

  • PhillyJoe

    I cant stand any of these people.

  • lillymckim

    I’m nauseous.

  • $27789750

    ‘Looks like nothin’s gonna come my way.’ Could be the theme song for all the jobless under Obama. Wonder if it ocurred to the Bams that this is ‘their’ song. Probably not..they are not into other people’s problems.

  • Neil Leininger

    What’s more whiter than a Tea Party Event?

    The White House Memphis Soul tribute after watching that video.

  • dr44

    How nice of Drudge to live-stream the concerts from the Winter Palace.

  • Frank Smiles

    Limousine liberals, pretending to be for the little guy. What a crock.

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Queen Latifah and Queen Leteatcake.