Fear not, Meghan McCain: your followers would love it if you were cannibalized out of your party. Or maybe they’d be sad; to be honest, we don’t know what it means to be cannibalized out of something. If we were as smart as McCain, we’d get it for sure.





Yeah, the last thing the world needs is cranky old white guy named McCain, right?

  • Jenn

    Kind of telling that McCain is disliked by Conservatives and liked by liberals. Naturally, she doesn’t connect the dots. Perhaps Conservatives are tired of liberals pretending to be interested in the GOP.

    • 2ifbyT

      She is unable to connect the dots. She’s blonde – no pun intended, but nonetheless it is inevitable.

  • Dee

    Why don’t they just say “We’d love to welcome you to the democrat party with us, but we frequently bash rich old white men (like your dad) so don’t be offended.”

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    .@MeghanMcCain cries and whines enough. She’s already a Dimocrap.

  • Miss Clairee

    Because Meggie sweetie, there is so much of you to be cannibalized! Where’s the dang FLOTUS BMI police when you need them cause they would arrest you straight away!

  • Catchance

    The tweet from Jeremiah Ortega pretty well sums it up: ” It’s a bunch of assholes who get their info from Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin they also only read the bible.”

    Hmmm… guess he realizes that Meggie probably doesn’t get her info from Rush or Mark. (Whether or not she reads the Bible is another issue.)

    • http://profiles.google.com/danielmedicis Daniel Medicis

      Do you think the irony is lost on Ortega as to how he responded to McCain’s tweet about Conservatives saying things in the “Nastiest, ugliest, most disturbing tweets”?

  • TheTweetest

    This is the pot asking the kettle why its black

    • TocksNedlog


  • YERMOM182

    It’s not her party and she’ll cry if she wants too… cry if she wants too.

  • ssj429

    I’ve actually wondered the exact same thing. Why do conservatives hate her? I passionately disagree with her on a lot of her extreme, wacky liberal beliefs. However, the more you throw fire at someone, the more they are going to dig deeper in their beliefs and throw fire back. Honestly, if conservatives want to be mad at someone, then they should be mad at Abby Huntsman, and the rest of the Huntsman family. They have said truly hateful and terrible things about conservatives, while claiming to be republican.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      There is a difference between hate and mockery. The former assumes visceral passion. McCain is not influential enough to evoke such a reaction.

      • VerminMcCann

        People don’t like being lied to, embarrassed, insulted, or lectured to, especially by stupid people. Meghan McCain is basically an internet troll with a national audience. The difference is that most trolls are doing a bit–they spew nonsense to get a reaction. McCain actually believes her spew and thinks it’s worth publishing.


      She only became Republican because her father was running. She has bashed Republicans since then, and expects them to fawn all over her?

    • http://twitter.com/Gator_Country Stephen K

      She fancies herself as some great expert on American politics, but the only experience she’s had with it was riding on Daddy’s campaign bus while he was handing the 2008 presidential election to Barack Obama.

      She calls herself a Republican, but she’s never met a Republican who’s worthy of anything more than her snark and contempt. Similarly, she’s never met a liberal she hasn’t squeed over like a 13-year-old girl at a Justin Bieber show.

      Speaking of 13-year-olds, she’s a graduate of Columbia University but writes and speaks on a level that makes them look positively erudite.

      She’s a talentless, should-be non-entity cashing in on her father’s name to become internet famous by regularly trashing conservatives like a trained parrot. She’s parlayed this into a TV show premiering in a few months on an obscure start-up cable network, and she’s desperately trying to drum up buzz for it in the only way she knows how, by trashing conservatives.

      Why are we supposed to embrace her as a “Republican”?

  • Love of Country

    Meghan, you make me want to hurl!

    I’m not even saying this to hurt your feelings; I’m saying this because your snake-in-the-grass comments and views make me want to vomit. But don’t take it too personally, I feel the same way about Geraldo Rivera, Colon Pal and Joe Scarborough as well …. all RINO’s. Or maybe in your case, a HIPPO!
    Oh, but not because you’re fat, Meghan, but because you’re a hypocrite, too, lol.


    • TheOriginalDonald

      (holding a Dixie cup) if you’re gonna spew, spew into this!-Garth Algar

  • VerminMcCann

    So, in the Tweets above, she bad-mouths conservatives, then says something incredibly stupid while asking why they don’t like her, and poor, dumb Meghan still can’t connect the dots.

  • VerminMcCann

    She looks just like this tranny, so she has that going for her.

  • Scott Carroll

    “Meghan McCain wonders why she’s being ‘cannibalized’ out of GOP”

    Great news folks! The GOP will have plenty of food for the coming zombie apocalypse!

    • seek456

      She wishes she would be cannibalized.

      • TheOriginalDonald

        NOpe Meghan Boo Boo is on my Vir Cotto list.

  • sqeptiq

    Man, does MegMac block a lot of people on Twitter! Numerous conservatives I know there, and me, too.

    • TocksNedlog

      It’s a fair bet that you earned it.

  • Maxx

    You once said of Ann Coulter, “I don’t like her demeanor. I have never been a person who was attracted to hate or negativity… Everything about her is extreme: her voice, her interview tactics, and especially the public statements she makes about liberals. Maybe her popularity stems from the fact that watching her is sometimes like watching a train wreck.”

    You also went after Michelle, describing her reaction to a photo of your dad and Fluke as a “manic rampage.”

    Here within is your lesson. The two statements above are called dots.

    Can you connect them now?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    The fact that so many liberals are ready to welcome her over to their side speaks volumes about a very important point: Liberals like big squishy boobies, too!

    • LibLieExposer

      Not all of them like big ‘uns. Some of the libs prefer them to be underaged and from the Dominican Republic.

  • It’s Dumplins!

    She can’t join the Democrats, whom she wishes she was, because then she wouldn’t be a useful tool for the Democrats. She wouldn’t be able to use Republicans as a whipping post. She would just be another tool and there are already too many other white tools (pssst and she likes men). Double whammy! They want to look like the party of minorities. She knows that, otherwise she would be a Democrat already!

  • kim

    Meghan, That is kind of ‘the pot calling the kettle black’ isn’t it?
    You have spent the last 5 years trashing conservatives, blaming them for your dad losing and every other ailment in society and have overall acted more like a far left lib than a conservative on any issue. Grow up honey. You don’t get special treatment based on your name.
    You want respect from others? Give respect to others, stop your whining, and nasty attacks on them

  • Kleverabevera

    Come on over to the democrat party! All you have to do to join, is have a willingness to follow in a cult like manner and be able to ignore and marginalize the constitution of the United States. Oh! and stomp on the name of Jesus!

    • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

      In other words, being a liberal is easier!

  • http://twitter.com/Queen9ine Queen9ine

    Yeah HoneyBooBoo and your bio will never say you are a “proud conservative” So be true to yourself, no more being a Turbo Rino, just switch already! And we Thank Him for his service but if the Ol Man wants to go with you we aint gonna cry any crocodile tears…

  • $472942

    Sheesh, she really is as dumb as a friggin’ stump, isn’t she?

    • therantinggeek

      I’d say the stump is smarter… #justsayin

  • NRPax

    Meghan, you regularly trash conservatives. Liberals keep inviting you in front of the cameras because you trash conservatives. After a while, we get tired of it and we trash you in return.

    And I trash you because your writings make the English language cry.

    • beebop1952

      Maybe her father can explain the word colluding to her ….

  • Adam Johnson

    and maybe it’s because she IS a democrat lib who puts an R next to her name for the attention she gets when she speaks like a dem about “her own party”. You know, like that guy in New York. I forget his name, but I think he’s a salad distributor or something like that.

  • LibLieExposer

    If her companion blows in Meghan McCain’s ear, what comes out the other side, air or sawdust?

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      A high-pitched whistle.

  • michael s

    Meagan McCain SE Cupp Kelly Clarkson are examples of how the conservative plantation, treats women for having some independent thought.

    • Pablo

      ^^^Example of progressive English.^^^

      Examples of conservative women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6g5t_ZSBQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZl-n6JUlMQ

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      Completely unlike the manner in which liberals treated Reagan, Davis, or Caddell? For what it is worth, Clarkson was always an Obama supporter. Her brief support of Paul was a stunt, nothing more. Cupp made a statement that I disagree with, however her contribution to Beck’s network is still welcome, so I really do not believe your charge of shunning and derision have merit. McCain has always been perceived as a succubus, riding the coattails of her father’s achievements. Name one, just one, prominent conservative leader that has offered more than a tepid response to any of her brilliant pontifications.

    • $1014973

      So a woman who claims to be a Republican but follows the democratic party line to a tee should be embraced by Republicans? In a word, no. She has made her living being a contrarian jackass. The only people who give a damn what she says are liberals who like to listen to her pissing off Republicans.

    • Matt

      Anddddd Dr. Ben Carson is a good example of how the democratic party treats a black man who they believe has wandered off the plantation.

      • michael s


    • seek456

      if you have “independent” thought – then you’re not a conservative are you, you’re an independent.

      The rest of your post makes no sense. You somehow equate mediate having to write stories about Fox 24/7 because, well because they are not “independent” doesn’t mean that what they write is true. Take Tommy for instance – his truth meter filled up the first week he was employed here, since then, floating on the same ship Meagan is stranded on.

    • TocksNedlog

      Kelly Clarkson, the political commentator?
      Say it isn’t so!

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Ben Carson and Stacy Dash (among others) are examples of how the liberal plantation treats Blacks for having some independent thought.

      • michael s

        You’re correct.

  • tsluf273

    Offend conservatives.

    Get offended when they respond.


    Hush little girl , you are nothing

  • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

    “Dems = big tent”, unless you’re gay, black, a woman or an immigrant that doesn’t fall into line and agree with every Democrat party position. Other than that, totally big tent.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      As a Democrat, you can be any race, color, gender, sexuality or species you want, just so long as you agree with them on anything and everything.

  • kateorjane

    Call me a cynic but this latest little “boo hoo – you’re all so mean to me” sounds like a prelim to “I guess if the GOP doesn’t want me I’ll just have to go where my wisdom is appreciated – the Democrats.”
    While the Dems may be gleeful if that happens what she and they fail to understand is that most Conservatives already consider her a liberal so signing up as a Dem is just another baby step.

    • seek456

      It would surely help her if she was bright enough to figure out that she isn’t/hasn’t been a republican for a very long time.

      I feel sorry for the kid because most people by her age have figured out what they are. She hasn’t figured out that trying to get 24/7 media attention, isn’t worth the price of admission.

      Oh well.

  • $1014973

    The only reason she would be cannibalized is because she’s so fat she could feed a village.

  • RalphTheCat

    The only way this babe had any acknowledgement was due to her father.
    She has had her 15 minutes of fame.
    My stomach is now empty and she should go away.

  • digitalPimple

    Ohh. My head. The ‘stupid’ just hurts.

  • ceemack

    “Switch parties, gorgeous”? Tells you all you need to know about the perspicacity of Democrats.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    “cannibalizing me”: Is that just Megan’s way of saying “Bite me!”?

  • http://twitter.com/Gator_Country Stephen K

    She’ll make a lot of noise about how she’s being chased from the GOP, but at the end of the day she’ll continue to call herself a Republican. Even Meghan McCain knows that once she jumps ship, she’ll no longer be of any use to the left or the media, and all those bookings and requests for interviews to trash Republicans will dry up overnight. Once those go away, her internet fame will soon follow.

    Why would she willingly throw away her only meal ticket?

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.a.white.16 Joseph A White

    The only reason she calls herself a “Republican” is that is what her Daddy calls himself. Truth is, neither one of them are Republicans, let alone conservatives. They are simply put, “moderate democrats”……and as such, neither one of them are worth two turds or a pint of pee….

  • ddddd

    Meghan McCain has no guts. She should just become a Democrat and get it over with. What are her parents going to do? Cut her out of the will?

  • Samh09

    She admitted on Hannity & Colmes that she voted for Kerry in 2004 since Bush beat her father for the Republican nomination in 2000. Go figure. I still do not understand the term “cannibalize out of the party.” I thought the correct word would be ostracize or exorcize. Hmmmmm……………………..

    • seek456

      Not if you’re a burnt out bulb on the old Xmas tree.

      • gotroy22

        Now if she’ll just take Chipmunk Nicole Wallace with her.

    • michael s

      she said she voted for kerry because of how the republican party mistreated and lied on her dad. which was a correct thing to do,family before party.

  • Matthew Morris

    ” cannibalizing me out of the party?”
    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    The only difference between Meghan McCain and liberals is what she calls herself. Calling yourself conservative doesn’t make it so.

    • TocksNedlog

      When has she EVER called herself ‘conservative’?

  • seriouslysickntired

    the democrates are happy to take her. They like all stupid people. She is soooo liberal just like her papa. Move on little girl, shoo now. Another low information voter for them.

  • truckee22

    “Perhaps you should consider a different party. Seriously. Dems = big tent.”
    That is seriously one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time.

  • https://twitter.com/thehiredmind Hired Mind

    “…no matter how lack of experience you have.” – Meghan McCain, on National TV.

    Please Ms. McCain, switch parties. Go be an embarrassment to the Democrats for a while!

  • TocksNedlog

    It’s “my party” and she’ll whine if she wants to.

  • rinodino

    No Megan… please stay , like I’m staying …, soon all these old farts will be gone and at the very least irrelevant and the young republicans can build the party the way Lincoln and the original GOP intended , just keep fighting them on their hate

  • SalMoanella

    Your father wasn’t a republican and neither are you. Go. Be a dem. Good riddance.

  • Gallatin

    Nathan Reese
    @MeghanMcCain Don’t define yourself with a party. Just because you’re dad is a Republican doesn’t mean you should be.

    Neither Dad nor mehgan are Republicans.

    Tina Duryea
    @MeghanMcCain I’m a Democrat and I’d love to see you switch to our side:)

    Dad and meghan switched sides years ago, but they can make it official and save us some trouble.

  • TocksNedlog

    Miss Meghan, the Republican Party already has two big boobs!

    They’re called Senator Graham and Senator Daddy.

  • Richard Wayne

    We gain 3 things by ‘cannibalizing her out of the party:’
    1) Less knife wounds to our back
    2) More knife wounds to the back of whatever opponent party she joins
    3) Meat for a year

  • Conservative First

    Quite telling that the democrats are so quick to embrace her… quite telling indeed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

    too fat

  • http://www.facebook.com/100000220517250 Thomas Collins

    why am I not good enough for my party?

    Go ahead, cry if you want to…♪♫

  • Sakemoto

    With a name like Maggot McCain, she BELONGS in the Democratic Party.

  • BigSky1970

    LOL @ The “tolerant” left. Meghan McCain is the Honey Boo-Boo of politics.

  • Jeffrey Olah

    the funniest tweet is that John McCain is a republican

  • Anderson

    Yes, maybe she should go BACK to the Dem Party. She only registered as an R so that she could vote for her dad in the 08 presidential elections, and has spent everyday since bashing Rs. The progressive love her for that. However, if she went over to the Dem party and said the same stupid things that she says as an R, they would throw her under the bus in a heartbeat. Then we would be subjected to whiny tweets about how both parties have “cannibalized” her and how hard it is to be her. Sniff, sniff.

  • Steve_J

    She’s only been in the GOP since her old man ran from President. Nolthing she supports would indicate there is anything that would remotely suggest she’s a Republican.

    • http://twitter.com/Gator_Country Stephen K

      Heh heh. What was done there by you in the first sentence, was seen by me. :)

  • shimauma

    @meghanmccain you need to understand that conservatives like myself are tired of libturds like yourself ruining our election chances. Go join the demoncraps, they seem to want you on their side.

  • SideshowJon36

    The question is, why does she identify with Republicans if she has nothing good to say about them, and they have nothing good to say about her? What about the GOP does she like? Why doesn’t she ever emphasize that, rather than what she is ashamed of?

  • Brian Roastbeef

    If John McCain’s daughter has been “cannibalized” then it was because this vapid bigmouthed blonde ate her.

  • Mario Leone

    let her go, it’s warmongerers like her dad who ruined the GOP anyway

  • Jerry Camp

    You get offended by conservatives responding to your offensive positions?
    Quick, name one conservative position you support…

  • http://profiles.google.com/danielmedicis Daniel Medicis

    Ask Meghan to pen an essay on her beliefs of the following: God, guns, American oil, strong defense, no illegal immigration, spending control, less government, less taxes, less abortion. That will help us all to help her make her decision.

  • KansasGirl

    Talk about “passive-aggressive behavior”.
    She has it bass-ackwards.
    It’s the RINO’s that want us conservatives (TeaParty) out of the Republican Party.
    Nice try though schmuck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    funny that someone who feeds off of trashing conservatives would whine about being cannibalized.

  • stillinthe60s

    @MeghanMcCain Perhaps you should consider a different party. Seriously. Dems = big tent….Yeah Mac, Occupy Wall Street had plenty of big tents to throw a different kinda party for all you poor misunderstood wimenses.

  • neoface

    Meghan McCain sounds like an opportunist, riding her daddy’s coattail, most of the time comes across “lame”. If the democrats love you, then you must be on the same page as them, that’s when they are most tolerant. Or you just need to find your own identity!!!!

  • EastValleyConservative

    That’s rich. Everyone knows she exists only to further push progressive ideology into the Republican party. Daddy can’t do it forever. She thinks she is going to run on a ticket here in AZ at some point. And she further shows her idiocy–conservative is not a party.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    “@MeghanMcCain Don’t define yourself with a party. Just because you’re dad is a Republican doesn’t mean you should be.”

    Good advice for the Obama girls.

    It sounds like some people are maybe hitting on her over this?!

    I wonder how the left would react if Chelsea Clinton or the Obama girls married republican cowboys from the OK panhandle or the hills of Georgia and changed their views completely.

    I’d love to see the tolerance from the left, the same tolerance they allegedly have for so-called “gay marriage”.

  • froggy19510

    Boy. That nut didn’t fall far from the tree. I hope she joins the Democrats and maybe her daddy will follow. Then I woke up and it was only a sweet sweet dream.

  • Zefal

    ♬ It’s my party and I’ll say who can be in it if I want to but you can’t because it’s my party ♬

  • Idlewylde

    Meghan is a Narcissist. Who cares what she thinks. Her only G_d is herself. Like Barry Oh… This a poor soul. Pray for her, and the USA!

  • Tony Deisla

    Im a conservative, but Republicans should not demand that everyone be staunchly conservative on every issue. The GOP must be inclusive if it wants to win. Do I want her to be president? No, but she should feel welcomed in our party.

    • gekkobear


      Is she for fiscal conservatism? No.
      Is she for limited government? No.
      Is she for social conservatism on any topic? No.
      Is she for any form of conservatism anywhere? None that I’ve ever seen.
      Hey, we could win if we’d only give up every single thing we’ve ever stood for and not have any positions or ideas or ideals… it’d be great, we’d win tons of elections.

      We’d never get anything conservative done in the way of governing or legislation; but who cares… we can pass liberal laws and “win”.

      How is having the GOP pass the laws the Democrats are passing now “winning”?

      Find me 3 conservative positions that Ms. McCain has… I’m not requiring her to toe the line on ALL issues… but I’d like her to be on ours die of the line on a couple issues.

      Can you prove she’s even done that?

      • Tony Deisla

        She IS for fiscal conservatism and that alone makes her fit for the GOP because that alone would make her unfit for the Democrats. She is pro states rights and is pro-life. So what if she supports gay marriage?

        • gekkobear

          I’ve never once seen her write, opine, or even mention fiscal policy; except to attack the Tea Party… an organization started specifically over fiscal conservatism.

          I see places where she claims to be a fiscal conservative; but I’ve not see a single time she’s made a fiscally conservative speech, argument, or article.

          The only things I’ve seen from her are socially liberal positions, arguments, and writing… those seem to be her main focus, and where she spends her time, energy, and effort.

          • Tony Deisla

            I got news for you, Republicans will never win another election again if it continues to cling on to social conservatism. No one cares about the bible and no one wants to hear a bunch rhetoric on moral values from politicians.

            I don’t blame her for attacking the tea party, they’re a bunch of extremists and no tea party candidate will ever win the WH or any race outside of the south or states that are already deep red. They started out well, focused on fiscal conservatism, but have been taken over by the religious right.

            The only litmus test should be fiscal conservatism and opposition to centralized government.

  • http://twitter.com/CDChambers62 Chris Chambers

    Megan honey, you are at best a RINO, maybe not even that. Look at your dad’s record and see where you are and where you came from. We understand. It can be hard to not be understood. We conservatives get that every day by the very liberal press. (We secretly they know exactly what they are thinking, and we know their real agenda, but it would be bad form to let on.)
    Keep trying though. Someday you may blossom into a true conservative. We’re rooting for you! (We really are! We need more true conservatives!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/the.real.andy.fox Andy Fox

    I love one of the tweets . . . Dem = big tent. Yeah, as long as you are pro-homosexual marriage, pro secular humanist, pro-abortion, pro big government, etc.

  • gekkobear

    “I am a young female fiscal conservative, and I cannot associate myself
    with the Republican Party due to its position on social issues” – Meghan McCain, April 2009

    When did she come back to the party? She couldn’t associate with them in 2009.

    “If I don’t see some changes in the next four years, I’m going to consider registering as an Independent in 2016.” Meghan McCain 2012

    Oh, I guess she was back in 2012; so she could claim she was ready to leave again…

    And now she’s ready to leave.. yet again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.boettcher.94 Jason Boettcher

    B.S. -she tries so hard to play the victim. She just wants to be the edgy, outsider Republican.