Sure, members of the media might have been a little bent out of shape over being banned from President Obama’s weekend golf retreat, but fear not: ABC has come through with the story after all. We don’t have photos of the president’s amazing touch, but we’ll take ABC’s word for it.

https://twitter.com/scotttinsleyroc/status/304077702871257090

https://twitter.com/Miami_Jess/status/304073373384851457

Come to think of it, this tweet’s a little awkward as well. Maybe it sounds a little different when you hear Tiger say it.