A thank you … for what, exactly? A note on the Clinton Foundation’s website covers Hillary Clinton’s entire political career, so, thanks for everything.

As First Lady, U.S. Senator, and Secretary of State, she has dedicated herself to service, and to giving more people in more places the opportunities to live their dreams.

We hope you’ll send her a personal note of thanks.

Bill and Chelsea

You were probably thinking of sending a handwritten note, but his method saves you the price of a stamp. All it will cost you is your name, email address and ZIP code. Some of the more cynical out there think there might be an ulterior motive.

What do you mean, “bandwagon”? Oh, it looks like Debbie Wasserman Schultz would like you to head to Democrats.org and give thanks for Clinton’s service as Secretary of State.

Hillary Clinton has done an outstanding job serving our country during her past four years as Secretary of State.

To thank Secretary Clinton for her service, add your name to our card. We’ll deliver your message.

While you’re at it, Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards also would like you to co-sign a note of thanks to Secretary of State Clinton. It’s going to take Hillary forever to read all of these thank you cards.

When you said, “…Women’s rights are not just a moral issue or a fairness issue; it is a security issue, a prosperity issue, a peace issue,” I said, EXACTLY!

When you proclaimed that “You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contraception and family planning and access to legal, safe abortion,” I said, YES!

If you’d rather not give up your email address, you can just use the #ThankYouHillary hashtag, like so:


  • Bob Smooper

    Thank you Hillary for growing that wonderful daughter in your womb. We love her!

    Thank you Bill for still being the most popular president alive today despite allegations of rape, and massive improprieties. How do you do it!

    • beebop1952

      Thank you Hillary for clinging to the Clinton name in order that it might further benefit you.

      • GaryTheBrave

        I noticed that Chelsea is also clinging to the Clinton name. Didn’t she get married last year?

        • Penmar

          She’s a modern girl, product of her mother’s making….and it makes it easier when she gets divorced, she doesn’t have to go changing all her bank accounts and stuff.

    • Calcat36

      Umm, riding a young intern “dirty” isn’t really an impropriety. It is an abuse of power. Bill did your queen dirty as well, only she put some ice on it and shut her mouth. In fact, she is probably sexting him right now. Dirty queen….

      • Judy B

        You convinced it’s a “him” she’s sexting?

    • V the K

      Thank You, Hillary, for demonstrating the triumph of feminism by riding to power on your husband’s coat-tails while never accomplishing anything.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

      Indeed, I will thank Hillary for choosing life for her daughter and not prenatal infanticide.

  • Karla M

    Yuck Planned Parenthood

  • Peyton

    Time to Hijack.

  • Steve_J

    Yeah, right, I’ll get right on it.

  • Tugger – not quite dead yet

    I would thank her, but “what difference does it make”

  • PegLeg1069

    I think that the thank you gift I’d like to send Hillary would get me in hot water with the Secret Service!

  • Steve_J

    #ThankYouHillary for backing the retreat from Afghanistan leaving all those women and girls to fend for themselves when the Taliban return. Good job Hillary.

  • Karadion

    GoonSwarm Federation #ThankYouHillary for letting down Sean Smith.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #ThankYouHillary for allowing four brave Americans to lose their lives in #Benghazi…and then lying about it.

  • Peyton

    #NoThankYouHillary Sincerely, Ambassador Stevens

  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.clarksetters Linda Clark Setters

    Thank you Hillary for helping our Ambassador and the others at the Embassy in Benghazi


    Thank you for getting Americans killed!

    • Calcat36

      Those Americans were hobbitz…

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

        Meth is a helluva drug, huh?

  • louisiana_mom

    LOL! What a pathetic attempt to get email addresses… But just think, the kool-aid zombies can be bombarded with spam from Obama and Clinton at the same time.

  • CatHerder

    Yeah, thank you Hilly, for finally getting your antique visage off my television.

  • pairadimes

    Oh, all right. Thank you for leaving public office, Hillary. What took you so long?

  • susan schneider

    Do these people ever go away…. nothing to thank you for, maybe if you had done something I would

  • $27789750

    Thanks for the Benghazi cover up, the Arkansas crooked land deal and …all the sneaky stuff we probably never heard about.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZA4URXM4LMINT6Q5FDBZ7VY3FA republicandrinkingtea

    I will NEVER be appreciative of the lying bitch!

  • ceemack

    “Let’s thank an outstanding Secretary of State and an inspiration to women and girls around the world.”

    Great idea! Thank you, Condi!

  • Maxx

    “the opportunity to live their dreams.”

    ..or in the case of four Benghazi volunteers, their nightmares.

  • Roger Taylor

    Dear Madam Secretary.

    Thank you for only breeding once.

    • Calcat36

      And even that is an ugly epic failure! But hey, then again, you can’t feel ugly in the dark!

      • Roger Taylor

        That depends entirely on the magnitude of the ugly.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil


    So sorry I can’t send a thank you note. I’m dead now.

    Christopher Stevens

  • Calcat36

    I’d like to thank the blood clot, and wish it success before 2016. Crude? Yes. She allowed 4 brave Americans to die alone at the hand of brutal savages.

  • V the K

    It sickens me that her presidency is inevitable

    • Calcat36

      Nothing is inevitable. She is no longer a healthy woman. If the media questioned Bachmann’s migraines and declared her unfit to be President, the concussion queen hasn’t got a chance, if the right wing media beats her down with it. They should be running with it NOW. But…

      Let’s all pray for another stroke.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JoeZepeda606 Joe Zepeda

    Thank you for allowing 4 Americans to die without giving a damn. “Why does it matter”… well Mrs Piggy, it does and you showed your true colors. I’ll thank you when you actually do something you idiot.

  • RightThinking1

    Dear Chelsea,

    At this point, what difference would it make?

    Chris Stevens

  • bidentime

    Dear Madam Secretary,

    Please accept this box of cigars as a symbol of my appreciation for all that you’ve done.


    • o0Nighthawk0o

      Wouldn’t those be “Barely used, slightly damp cigars”?

  • notenoughtime

    No need to thank her for doing her job. Doing her job included looking out for the Embassy in Benghazi.

  • Joe W.

    They never did this for Condoleeza Rice….RACISTS…..

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Giver a going away cigar.

  • carla5731

    Do you think she would settle for an F You?

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Lets throw a party at Fort Marcy park.

  • Gallatin

    Chelsea Clinton✔
    My mom dedicated herself to #service & to giving more ppl the opportunities to live their dreams. Say #ThankYouHillary http://bit.ly/UV9D1n

    1. Why do politicians always think that their life of “service” was really all that important? Why do they always want every one to believe they sacrificed so much?
    2. chelsea please tell us what your mother’s net worth was before she entered her life of “service” and what it is now.
    3. shrillary thank you for leaving your life of “service”, you’ve screwed and lied to the American people far too long.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    thanks, to the entire clinton trio, for reminding us that there are people more self-absorbed than the obamas

  • KansasGirl

    Thanks for nothing.

  • Steve_J

    #ThankYouHillary…thinking…still thinking…Never mind, I can’t think anything you’ve done that anybody in the U S should be thankful for.

  • Alexander_Mundy

    I still would like to know why Susan McDougal went to jail for a couple of years covering up for the Clintons.

    • RightThinking1


  • Garth Haycock

    I’d rather send her a personal #@$! you.

  • Judy B

    Benghazi was a nightmare, not a dream.

  • Judy B

    Thanks for nothing, Hillary, Sincerely, Vince Foster

    • Secede

      Now that hurt like a shot to the head !

  • joebidensgrabbyhands

    As Herman Cain would say, Bless her heart.

  • http://alert-up-usa.com/ AlertUpUSA

    Condi Rice, Thank You for you dedicated service!

  • Axelgreaser

    THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? Or is Chelsea still working as a mediocre (she’s unwatchable) ‘news intern’ for some Schmuck News Network with this being her big ‘break thru’ piece? ‘Thank you?’ I’d like to never hear the name ‘Clinton’ again as long as I live. This grotesque family is why most people hate politics and politicians. The real measure of the success of this family is that it has managed to survive their own trail of scandals and stomach turning hijinx including ‘lost files’, Vince Foster, White Water, Scooter Libby, The Rose Law Firm and an endless parade of women with stories of (alleged) rape and long term ‘releationships.’ And THAT is a pathetic commentary on our ‘broken system.’ I’ll send my ‘personal thank you’ to Monica Lewinsky for tripping up a sex-addict and to Paula Jones for the one moment of comic relief in her father’s irksome, lurid Presidency when in deposition she described Little Bill’s, ‘Big Bill’, in graphic detail. And she would know after having been asked to ‘kiss it.’ The one mark of success of those Clinton years was perhaps that oral sex became wildly popular overnight.

    Why not go for broke and extort a thank you for your mother’s campaign kick-off from the people that lost their jobs during ‘Travelgate?’ Or better, ask the surviving relatives of the Benghazi Four. Her big accomplishment as a Secretary of State, imo, was her ‘Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’ wasted in flight miles. I’d love to see a calculation of what those miles cost the taxpayer and see a detailed summary of an ‘actual return’ on success. Outside of her new facility for being a ‘phrasemaker’: “What difference could it possibly make now?”

    Soliciting a national thank you? What colossal nerve.

    • Penmar

      Unfortunately I don’t think it is a joke, I think they are campaigning for 2016.

  • lillymckim

    Well if her idea of “service” is standing behind her man and the lies of two Presidents she really should be asking her Father and Obama for the thank you note!
    What’s a few lies.
    “What Difference Does It Make”?

  • Penmar

    Well, with endorsements like Planned Parenthood and Wasserman Schultz, how can we possibly resist. I say we thank her for finally quitting and hopefully leaving us alone. Right after we thank her for doing such a good job as Sec Of State and protecting our Amb and the others in Libya.

  • Mama Bear

    My personal thank you to Shrillary: *middle finger, both hands*

  • daeghrefn

    That’s just asking for it, isn’t it?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for leaving the State Department. Perhaps now we can get down to the business of dealing with our allies and foes instead of simply entertaining and appeasing them.

    Good riddance.

    WWCSS? (What Would Christopher Stevens Say/)

    Note to John Kerry: We will kick Totally your ass if you pull any of that crap!

  • Joseph Phillips

    She and Bill make me ill. They are two power-hungry asses with no shame, no guilt.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004785969670 Hal Burton

    Thank you for quitting. Not sure how much more “help” we can survive.