No, for real this time — and don’t even dare to joke about it. Clinton hasn’t been well, but she’s getting better and has scheduled a make-up date for her testimony on the Sept. 11 terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya. She’ll testify Jan. 23.

OK, you can joke about it a little bit.

Whoa, slow down!

  • detroit19

    Now that I’ve had enough time to consult with my lawyers, the Democratic Party, the main stream news media, and dissect the results of my 2016 Presidential campaign probe, I feel confident that I can lie convincingly enough to fool most of the people enough of the time, just like B. Hussein Obama, but if not? Benghazi? Is he a new clothing designer? No wait! You’re asking about my new car ! No, my new coffee maker! Bill’s tailor? Bill’s new girlfriend?

  • syvyn11

    How much you want to bet she’ll won’t testify. I’m going to guess that something will come up.

    • detroit19

      Not taking that bet as I ‘guess’ the same thing…

    • Sons Thunder

      Do you think she’ll be able to testify all by herself or will she need Dick Cheney there as our former POTUS did when he testified before the 9/11 commission?

      • syvyn11

        What does Bush or Cheney has to do with what happpened in Benghazi? Another liberal strawman.

        This is the sins of Obama, Biden and Hillary. Not Bush.

        • Sons Thunder

          You have a point. It is kind of a straw man argument.

          What I was trying to get at is that Charles Krauthammer and a number of fairly prominent conservative voices suggested that Hillary Clinton is terrified to testify about what happened in Benghazi. They mocked her recent hospitalization to reinforce that narrative.

          Based on the weakness of evidence presented by the “Benghazi is bigger than Watergate” crowd, I doubt Mrs. Clinton is running away from accountability.

          Reminding conservatives that GWB wasn’t able to testify before the 9/11 commission all by himself and had to have Cheney there to hold his hand was a little childish…but fun :)

          • syvyn11

            Childish and inaccurate. Cheney wasn’t ‘holding Bush’s head’ and Bush has nothing to do with Benghazi.

          • Sons Thunder

            I didn’t say Bush had anything to do with Benghazi.

            However, he refused to testify under oath and his testimony was private and he did have Dick Cheney there rather than testify alone.


          • syvyn11

            SO WHAT?

            That has nothing to do with Clinton and Benghazi. Move on!

          • Sons Thunder

            My response was to you claiming my statement was inaccurate.

  • Howzah123

    First Question: Why did you LIE to the family of Tyrone Woods and blame his death on a Youtube Video, when you KNEW AT THE TIME IT WAS A LIE Madame Secretary?

    • nc

      Ding Ding Ding!

      If this question isn’t asked, we’ll know the whole testimony is a meaningless sham.

  • kayakingfatso

    Well, she needed all this time to memorize her script.

  • RblDiver

    Late Jan 22nd evening: “*fake cough* Looks like I’m coming down with something, guess I can’t show up tomorrow.”

    • Sons Thunder

      Hahaha – blood clots in the head are hilarious!

      • MTA

        They are pretty convenient when you’re being asked to recall specific details from months ago.

        • Sons Thunder

          That’s a fascinating conspiracy theory based on absolutely no evidence.

  • Brett McMicken

    who wants to be that her “recollection” of things will be “fuzzy” considering her recent “health problems”

  • bschrage

    Hillary won’t reveal anything we haven’t already heard. She will abide by the rules set forth by Obama and do her duty as a loyal follower. I would love to think that she would spill the truth, but she won’t.

  • Snarky D

    Please keep her away from wet floors, icy surfaces, and State Department flag football games. I’d like her to hear what she has to say. Let’s hope she’s not summoned out of the country for an emergency meeting with Prime Minister Gillard to discuss vegemite exports.

  • Steve_J

    What’s the over/under on the number of times she falls back on “I don’t recal”.

  • MTA

    Well, she already delayed enough to squeeze a concussion & blood clot in. I have a feeling we’ll be hearing a lot of “I don’t recall’s” and “Not that I was aware of’s”.

  • Booker

    Rep. Labrador, Rep Gowdy etc, do not disappoint!! I don’t know who is on these committees, but make sure you give ’em hell.