Confusion over Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s condition already has been so great as to inspire a “Where’s Hillary?” headline on the Drudge Report. After Clinton was revealed to be under treatment for a blood clot in her head, liberals lambasted those who questioned Clinton’s concussion, despite reports from medical professionals that the two conditions were likely unrelated. Then there was that stomach virus.

Headlines today that Clinton had been discharged from the hospital would seem to clear up matters.

They would clarify things, aside from the fact that she might not have been discharged. Yes, she was spotted leaving the hospital with her husband and daughter, but that only seems to prove that she left the building. Whose tweet are you going to believe?

Yes, she is turning out to be quite the woman of mystery. Who knew that one day Hillary Clinton being spotted in an SUV would cause such a paparazzi-like uproar?

Will we one day hear “definitive info” on Benghazi from the Secretary of State herself?

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After that bit of confusion, the State Department has confirmed that Clinton has been released from the hospital.

According to the official statement, Clinton is anxious to get back to work.

Secretary Clinton was discharged from the hospital this evening. Her medical team advised her that she is making good progress on all fronts, and they are confident she will make a full recovery. She’s eager to get back to the office, and we will keep you updated on her schedule as it becomes clearer in the coming days. Both she and her family would like to express their appreciation for the excellent care she received from the doctors, nurses, and staff at New York Presbyterian Hospital Columbia University Medical Center.

  • Joe W.

    Well, they don’t serve cocktails in that hospital, so what do you expect??

    • Let’em Crash

      Yes, but the ativan drip the ER happily starts you on is very close (right before requesting your consent to further treatment).

    • Vennoye

      Man, she needs to lay off that stuff! She is beginning to look like Granny in the Beverly Hillbillys!

      • catb55

        I met “Granny” once shopping (Irene Ryan used to summer vacation in my old hometown) .. out of granny makeup .. SHE LOOKED MUCH BETTER THAN HILLARY! 😉

  • TugboatPhil

    Was she seen being admitted? This facade is even shakier than the Benghazi “video tape” debacle.

  • Raphael Gluck ツ

    We all wish Sec Clinton well and pray for her recovery, But this whole Has she/ Hasn’t she been discharged, reminds me of #Benghazi Gate confusion

    • GaryTheBrave

      It was an anti-Muslim video.

      • Let’em Crash

        Spontaneous discharge after viewing youtube.

        • GaryTheBrave


  • Fido


    fat girl is supposed to be horribly unwell,

    too ill for an appearance before Congress.

  • Moue La Moue (D)

    I hear they have the best french fries there. /sarc.

  • ember

    More Clinton drama. Time for her to face the music and testify on Benghazi.

    • catb55

      Agree … that should be her first work .. before resigning!

  • Jim Russell

    It’s like a recurring headache. I think I’ll admit myself.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    In order for one to be discharged, one would have to be admitted in the first place, I believe.

  • Red Fred

    Where the h3ll is Bill? Wouldn’t you think he should be there? Just weird.