Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been keeping such a low profile that it inspired the Drudge Report this week to run the headline, “Where’s Hillary?” NBC’s Andrea Mitchell kindly stepped in Thursday to let us know.

Clinton had said she’d testify Dec. 20, but that was before the concussion sidelined her. As the proverb goes, a watched pot never boils, so perhaps if we all would just look away for a day, Clinton would find a spare hour to share what she knows about the State Department’s response to the deadly Sept. 11 terrorist attack in Libya.

And since we’re speaking of proverbs, Iowahawk and others have been inspired to create their own #HillaryProverbs to teach us all patience while we await to receive the wisdom of the Secretary of State.

One good Iowahawk tweet deserves another.

  • James Burke

    What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive…Words never heard by Chelsea growing up!

    • jacksonjay

      If Chelsea can be a reporter without ever taking questions from the media, Hillary can be SOS without ever taking questions from the Senate.

  • almarquardt

    I don’t know why she would put off testifying, because if history is any guide, her answer to every question will be, “I’m sorry, I don’t recall.”

  • Mike Horve

    Going with the theme, Hillary just can’t remember a thing about Benghazi since the fall.

    • hbnolikeee

      But come 2016 she’ll be ready to run for the WH.

    • michael s

      but you and others didn’t demand accountability on the terrorism in benghazi on her like you did,Pres Obama and UN Ambassador Rice. same with Panetta Clapper biden. i wonder why?

      • almarquardt

        The Hell we didn’t! You just didn’t notice because the MSM refused to cover it.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Concussions: A Blessing in Disguise!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    No one can ever attack or hold you accountable for what you DIDN’T say.

    • GaryTheBrave

      No, but they will say, “What does he know and when did he know it?”

  • TugboatPhil

    A journey of a thousand questions ends with one bump on the head.

  • douchie

    Every dog hath its day.

    • lainer51

      even if eaten for lunch!

  • TugboatPhil

    Like a dog returns to his vomit, so is a fool who believes Hillary will testify. (with apologies to Proverbs 26:11)

  • Red Fred

    Hillary, Smillary, Smoo, I don’t know what to do, I busted my @as, but I did it with class, while thumbing my nose at you. (not a proverb, but what the hay.)

  • Steve_J

    #HillarysProverbs No time for questions. I’m baking cookies.

    • lainer51

      good one – that goes back to the good ol’ days of Billary being on GMA! Thanks for the blast from the past.

      • Steve_J

        People need to be remined of just who and what kind of person Hillary Clinton is.

  • Black Ball

    Hillary will be enjoying the Dominican Republic as recuperation from her concussion.

  • lainer51

    An ounce of the flu is worth a pound of escape.

  • Jack Deth

    #HillaryProverbs: “Smart like Bull. Hung like Einstein.”

    #HillaryProverbs: “She who knows where the bodies are buried. Must be obeyed!”

    #Hillary Proverbs: “What?… Me Worry?”

  • Insubordinate

    If at first you don’t succeed, lie, lie again

  • BeeKaaay

    #HillarysProverbs Karl Marx is my Lord and Savior.

    • Zane Henry

      and the Council on Foreign Relations is where the “real” decisions are made. Look it up.

  • nc

    Pride goes before a fall, the lying comes after. #HillaryProverbs

  • Ariadnea

    “A dose of concussion keeps investigation away.”

    This is very important Hillary proverb for political crooks and ponzi schemers to remember. Don’t be surprise when concussion will soon become a contagious epidemic in Washington D.C. The White House already suffered from Fast & furious as well as Benghazi amnesia, what’s one more epidemiology?

  • Guest

    What’s the point of her testifying? She’ll just do what her husband did and lie through his teeth while under oath.

    Still, I’d like to see her squirm when asked the questions that need to be asked and answered. It would be fun to see here seethe until her head explodes.

  • Garth Haycock

    What’s the point of her testifying? She’ll just do what her husband did and lie through her teeth while under oath.

    Still, I’d like to watch her squirm while being asked the questions that need to be asked and answered. Seeing her seethe until her head explodes would be a lot of fun.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Maybe Sec.State Clinton is hiding a Snuke in her Snizz just for the Congressional Benghazi inquiry.

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    “It’s 3:00 AM. We’re sorry we aren’t able to answer the phone, we have a concussion.”