With CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight” dominating the cable news ratings night after night, it’s unlikely that Morgan will make the move to the big screen his fans have been demanding. (That was sarcasm, by the way; we thought we’d point it out since Musket Morgan has trouble with that concept.) Americans who can’t get enough of a British citizen lecturing them on Constitutional rights can only dream of these #PiersMorganMovies that will never be made.

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Normally we ask Twitchy readers to keep ’em coming, but we’ll leave that to a professional.

  • my preciousss!!

    Morgan in Tights

  • http://twitter.com/utopiaharley Darrell Barfield

    Mrs, DOUBTreadyaimFire! The Last Eurotwit Standing Mary Poppintwit.

  • http://twitter.com/utopiaharley Darrell Barfield

    Mrs, DOUBTreadyaimFire! The Last Eurotwit Standing Mary Poppintwit.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    GOtta give Morgan credit. He’s a dope possessed of dangerous liberal ideas, but at least he isn’t as self-serious as the rest of ’em. He can take it without whining abut brainwashing or regressive values fueling hate.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    GOtta give Morgan credit. He’s a dope possessed of dangerous liberal ideas, but at least he isn’t as self-serious as the rest of ’em. He can take it without whining abut brainwashing or regressive values fueling hate.

  • Clay Ranck

    you forgot Hackers…

  • Clay Ranck

    you forgot Hackers…

  • richard

    I’d like to see Piers Morgan taking a long walk, on a short Pier.

  • richard

    I’d like to see Piers Morgan taking a long walk, on a short Pier.

  • Jack Deth

    #PiersMorganMovies: “An Idiot Abroad”.

    #PiersMorganMovies: “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Stupid”.

    #PiersMorganMovies: “Simple Subject”

  • Jack Deth

    #PiersMorganMovies: “An Idiot Abroad”.

    #PiersMorganMovies: “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Stupid”.

    #PiersMorganMovies: “Simple Subject”

  • c2

    The Queen.

  • c2

    The Queen.

  • RonW

    #piersmorganmovies MOVING ON! or SHOULD NOT LIVE IN THE USA!

  • RonW

    #piersmorganmovies MOVING ON! or SHOULD NOT LIVE IN THE USA!

  • MoxieLouise

    Withering Rights

  • MoxieLouise

    Withering Rights

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Saving Private Ryan From #AssaultWeapons

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Saving Private Ryan From #AssaultWeapons

  • $7610427

    Jackass: The Movie 4.0

  • $7610427

    Jackass: The Movie 4.0

  • Catchance

    #PiersMorganMovies: Non-Citizen Kane, The Deer Hunter (is evil), No Country For Old Men, Bad Will Hunting, Ghandi And Me, Who’s Afraid of the 2nd Amendment?, The Man Who Refused To Shoot Liberty Valance.

  • Catchance

    #PiersMorganMovies: Non-Citizen Kane, The Deer Hunter (is evil), No Country For Old Men, Bad Will Hunting, Ghandi And Me, Who’s Afraid of the 2nd Amendment?, The Man Who Refused To Shoot Liberty Valance.

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #PiersMorganMovies The Color Yellow

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #PiersMorganMovies The Color Yellow

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -The Social Communist Network

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -The Social Communist Network

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -There will be Blood… Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -There will be Blood… Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -The Greatest Showboater on Earth

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -The Greatest Showboater on Earth

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -Fist Full of Dollars -Capitalizing off Dead Americans

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -Fist Full of Dollars -Capitalizing off Dead Americans

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies – Fanny Get Your Gun Ban

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies – Fanny Get Your Gun Ban

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -RoboCommie

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    #piersmorganmovies -RoboCommie

  • MoxieLouise

    Goodbye, Mr. Clips

  • Kurt Harlacher

    Diary of a Wimpy Brit!

  • Conrad2010

    No a country for Limey’s.

  • Rob Stevely

    Raging Bullshit

  • nc

    Close Encounters With An Absurd Mind

  • http://twitter.com/mklo096 Adi

    Daily Mirror was not enough.

    Morgopussy.

    The idiot who wanted to be a failed journalist..

    CNN: a failed odyssey.
    Pierce Morgan and the greenroom of shoddy talkshowhosts.

  • $1014973

    Brainless is Seattle?

  • Steve_J

    “Fall Guys, the story of Piers Morgan’s aides”

  • TomJB

    “Rifle Madness”

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    The Douche

  • The Unusual Suspects

    The man who knew too little.

  • I CAN BREATHE!

    Send the Brit back to England, your starting to piss me off.