What? You don’t own a gun? Are you sure? According to Jesse Jackson, Piers Morgan, Jennifer Granholm and a lot of others, buying a gun in America is so easy, you might have purchased several already and don’t even know it.

https://twitter.com/its_jayare/status/280858886070730754

https://twitter.com/lovinganidea/status/280858769133555713

https://twitter.com/VANDIESEL10/status/280777592481648640

Speaking of the children…