With four more years of hope and change on the calendar, it might be time to kick back with a pitcher of Kool-Aid and try a new perspective. A whole lot of people must see something in President Obama that we just don’t understand. Maybe if we check off some of these handy #ObamaCultRequirements, the next term will just fly by.

Not that it helped the campaign season fly by when Twitter users offered insight into #ObamaCultRequirements in September. But forward! Or something.




Agree to be in the cult? Could we have another few years to think this over?

  • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

    Drink lots of brown shirted kool Aid and read the WHOLE hashtag! Awesome!

  • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

    Drink lots of brown shirted kool Aid and read the WHOLE hashtag! Awesome!

  • Garth Haycock

    #obamacultrequirements: turn off your brain

    • my preciousss!!

      …then turn on ladyparts

    • Francis Arsenic

      turn on your blame

  • MoxieLouise

    #ObamaCultRequirements Only hang out with slobbering sycophants, a.k.a. “the Tingly Leg People”.

  • http://twitter.com/dialville Elizabeth Burtch

    Caligula is the Obama Cult Mentor. Punish anyone who doesn’t bow in submission and take control of everything at the most corrupt and evil manner necessary. Work at the most petty levels and means. It will take Americans so long to notice because they will refuse to believe until it is too late. Black Gang Racist members will not stop or admit to their own flaws and are out for vengance. It’s an ugly concept and thought, but that’s the operation.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tucker-Latham/100003799320251 Tucker Latham

      “Caligula is the Obama Cult Mentor.”

      This is the single funniest (and wittiest) thing I’ve read all day.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #ObamaCultRequirements – Believe that Joe Biden really is an elder statesman that lends gravitas to the administration.

    • Joel A. Edge

      I’m sorry, There isn’t enough alcohol and delusion in the world to pull that one off.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        The Liberal Lemmings believe it. I guess it’s their Liberophrenia.

      • Canadian in USA

        Could try ‘shrooms. (/sarc)

  • Sketti

    #ObamaCultRequirements believes a fair shot at the American dream is taking from those who work and giving it to those who won’t

    This was my reply to this clueless Obama voter’s post:

    Greta Smadbeck [email protected]
    #ObamaCultRequirements Not only believing in the American dream, but believing everyone should have a fair shot at it

  • Karl H

    Careful folks Obama cult members are just a purple blanket and glass of coolaid away from the mothership.

  • Francis Arsenic

    #ObamaCultRequirements: possess an inexplicable faith that government won’t step on the Constitution (again), and mock others for their skepticism on the matter.

  • nc

    #ObamaCultRequirements: The Republicans are the Evil Party and the Democrats are the Stupid Party.

    My lib brother told me this one week before the election. When I told him, that’s funny, we say exactly the opposite, he gasped in surprise.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    #ObamaCultRequirements: Must set aside $18,000 for a lifetime’s birth control.

    Must live off of welfare and treat those paying for your welfare poorly like slaves.


    #GOPCultRequirements = strongly opposed to FEMA and healthcare, but basically okay with rape..

    #GOPCultRequirements = You must have your own ” binder full of women”

    • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

      Look — a real life example of the kind of idiotic things Obama supporters believe Thanks for unwittingly proving that #ObamaCultRequirements must be as outlandish & disconnected from reality as possible!

      All who do not belong to the Obama cult remember — against these morons arguments based on logic, reasoning & evidence are no good — they are completely immune to those things.

    • Marcy Cook

      #ObamaCultRequirements Must believe George_W_Tush has something of value to say.

    • http://twitter.com/KALKAM71 KALKAM

      So it’s probably best to make sure the rockstars and celebrities Obama hangs with never slept with under-aged groupies…after all “rape is rape”.

      No distinctions…right?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Check the Occupy Wall Streeters, Billy Jeff Clinton and the Kennedy family about the raping. That is a Democrat specialty.

    • BeeKaaay

      #Leftwingwacko requirements

      * rails against Catholic priests molesting kids but thinks the TSA molesting kids daily is OK!
      * You must have your own binder full of money launderers

  • Marcy Cook

    #ObamaCultRequirements Must believe obamacare is free, quality health care.


    #GOPCultRequirements :

    … you think that corporations have more
    compassion than humans.

    … you think trickle down economics actually
    trickles down.

    …You think that a president lying about getting a
    blowjob is far more serious than a president lying about the reasons for
    starting a war.

    …You can’t see that claiming everyone else is a communist while your party’s color is red is being hypocritical.

    • Joseph Phillips

      You troll websites with propaganda… oh, hey, that’s you!

    • http://twitter.com/KALKAM71 KALKAM

      …Corporations are owned by people…

      …your paycheck, assuming you earn one, trickled down

      …Lying to any federal investigator is illegal….getting out of Saudi Arabia as per NSD signed under Clinton is not.

      ….The color red doesn’t demand to redistribute wealth…filthy commie lovin progressives do.

    • BeeKaaay

      You might be a leftwingwacko if:

      * you think that a government bureaucracy pushing papers around has more compassion than humans
      * you think that trickle down poverty is a good way to go!
      * you think that a president lying about everything is good if they are a democrat.
      * you can’t see Marxists in a party who’s color is not red

  • Joseph Phillips

    Think Europe is better even though you’ve never actually been there…



    — You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

    — You’ve ever referred to someone as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend”

    — You’ve ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

    –You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

  • Baba Ghanoush

    #ObamaCultRequirements Must pass bills before we find out what’s in them

  • alumin

    #ObamaCultRequirements: Always give the perfect gift for all occations – a picture of yourself!

  • Johnny Banco

    Some #ObamaCultRequirements:

    1) believe that 0bama’s needless and petty attacks against Republicans prove he is unifying, instead of a divisive, person

    2) believe that 0bama isn’t a shameless liar

    3) believe that 0bama isn’t a stereotypical politician who makes empty/grandiose promises he has no intention of keeping/clue how to keep

    4) believe that 0bama isn’t a malignant narcissist, but instead is a poster child for psychological healthiness and maturity

    5) believe that 0bama knows the first things about economics, running a business successfully, and fostering a pro-business environment

  • BeeKaaay

    #ObamaCultRequirements – must disable conscience.