Texas seems to have won the race to “secede” from the United States following President Obama’s reelection, with the state’s online petition surpassing the 25,000-signature threshold some time yesterday. At last count, 23 petitions asking for states to peacefully secede have popped up on the White House’s “We the People” website, but the story doesn’t end there.

A new counter-petition is asking the Obama administration to “deport everyone that signed a petition to withdraw their state from the United States of America.” Take that, sore losers and America haters!



There must be some post-election irony in wanting to exile those in the U.S. who want to “succeed.”

Hey, here’s an idea.

  • Sakemoto

    Why don’t my replies show up on the upper part of Twitchy?

    • pinkelephant22

      Those are just ones they’ve chosen to highlight.

      • Sakemoto

        Thanks. I’ve never really gotten that whole thing. When Michelle had HotAir, she closed registration and I could never comment. I see the same thing happening here which pains me because I love Michelle Malkin and I’ve got a brain. Or maybe not. LOL!

        • RblDiver

          I think the typical way the posts are laid out is by most popular first. Sometimes I notice it takes a while for my new posts to even show up, but eventually they will (at the bottom). It’s not perfect (I see a 6 above a 7), but more or less it seems that way.

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          You can choose which you want to see: “Newest” which will lay posts out from newest to oldest, “Oldest” which is the reverse, or by default “Best” responses which have a high rating.

    • AlmaAlma

      I thought it was a matter of the most recent comment comes up at the top. If you look aside the names you’ll see what time your comment was posted compared to the people above and below you.

  • medicinewomantwo

    Wow, that state education really shows loud and clear when liberals think they have had an active brain wave activity.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Agreed. I don’t think they really understand the definition of “secede” OR “deport.”

      • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

        They don’t understand the concept of a “free people” for God’s sake.

        • Harlan Hikaru Fox

          They truly think that the people are meant to be personal slaves to Barack Obama.

      • Vennoye

        How can you even question that when these are the people who voted for Obama because Romney was going to outlaw tampons and birth control pills!! Did you ever think you would see a time that Snookie would look intelligent compared to democrat voters??

  • Kate

    Not sure why they care about Texas anyhow, it is always a red state! Would make it easier for Obama to achieve dictator status if Texas was out, which is what they want, right?

  • http://erickbrockway.com/ Erick Brockway

    Come and get us, libs

    • ImTheNana

      How? They gave up their gun rights. 😉

    • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

      They need to get their obama phones first so they can

  • http://twitter.com/james_vep Mike James

    Right on. And what do liberals care if a State says they don’t want to be under an Idealist who ignores the Constitution. The last four years; I lost part of my income at my job and I am frustrated with not being able to catch up financially and pursue what I really want to do.

  • drt054

    I want the blue states to secede and take Obama with them. I will keep OUR Constitution. Then they can go start their communist utopia they crave so badly. @GlennBeck was right, the people signing these so-called petitions are crazy to put their names, email, or addresses/phone # on a form that goes to Obama. Watch out for drones overhead new enemies of the state.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      We could fit them all in several large cities on each coast and then wall them in. It’s obvious from the voting maps that they mostly want to live in large cities. Let them have at it and the rest of us can build the country.

      • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

        Where do I sign up? Can I be the treasurer?

      • my preciousss!!

        good idea. can i be the trigger-happy watchman on the wall?

        • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

          Well, okay, if I can be …… JUST LEFT ALONE TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT THE FREAKING GOVT GOING THRU MY WALLET! Oh, yeah, I’ll be on the RIGHT (pun intended) side of the wall for that. It’s all good then. Okay. You can be trigger-happy watchman

    • RblDiver

      Eh, I suppose I’d rather have it be the red who leave than the other way around. That way, the original Constitution could be used, but with updates so this sort of thing doesn’t happen again (like specifying freedom OF, not freedom FROM). Easier to start fresh that way, rather than have the boondoggle that presently exists.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      It is all worth it, though. Fighting for the U.S.

    • Shawn Smith

      I thought of this one a while ago. If we could get California, New York, and one or two others out, I think the rest of us would probably be just fine.

      Honestly, looking at how liberal elitists talk about “flyover country”, I came to the conclusion some time ago that we should just split from the big cities they love so much. They keep the entertainers, lawyers, bankers, politicians; we’ll keep the agriculture, manufacturing, mining. We’ll see who needs whom first.

  • AlmaAlma

    What happens if more than half the population signs the petition to secede? Would that call into question the election results?

    • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

      that’s why even if it seems fruitless to petition to secede, it AT LEAST gets the message out that WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS CROOKED CRIMINAL OBAMADMINISTRATION LAYING DOWN. I for one will NOT kick our forefathers in the face and bury the constitution under a stack of food stamps and obama phones. At least the Little Marxist will know HE DID NOT WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

      • Vennoye

        At least it should give pause to people believing Obama as he says “he received a mandate from the people”!!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      I signed the one for my State on WhiteHouse.gov. I recommend anyone wishing to join this movement to wake Obama up to our unhappiness with his reign of terror to sign the one for their State.

  • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

    Gee, is it just coincidence or do all Obama fanatics have like the worst grammar I have ever seen? Plus they are all such hateful people. Gee, coincidence? I think not, not with a party that is based on REVENGE. And, if you care to respond to me, please use something CLOSE to the English language. And furthermore, it is YOU LEFTISTS that should start your own little communist country. We have NEVER strayed from the Constitution that is the backbone of this country. YOUR president (he’s not mine) has done EVERYTHING he can to kick our forefathers in the face. OBAMA IS A DISGRACE.

    • Purple State

      It’s not a coincidence. Twitchy chooses the tweets to display here, and they choose only the ones that will make liberals/Democrats look bad. It’s the whole point of this website.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        It’s not like they have to sift through millions to find these dregs of human debris.

        • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

          love that. very clever. I’m with ya.

      • Victor Kahuro

        Really? Well then I would love to see the guy that takes the time to go through thousands tweets to find the ones with terrible grammar.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        From the ones I’ve seen on Twitter, Twitchy has chosen the most coherent.

      • Shawn Smith

        Because the Huffington Post and Democratic Underground always go out of their way to give a fair and balanced look at their political opponents. Heck, you don’t even have to go that far. Just look at any TV news besides Fox to see how viciously they treat conservatives in general.

      • Vennoye

        Well, if you think that Twitchy only picks the worst, and the liberals don’t really feel that way, let me give you a liberal web site to read over for yourself. I think it will be an education for you…it was for me. These are the people who consider themselves elite!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        @purple_state:disqus ~ please, by all means find some tweets from the liberal/democratic individuals that don’t make them look bad or show them as racist, misogynistic, hate-filled, rumor believing twits and suggest them to @twitchy.

    • http://amandakmelson.wordpress.com/ GreenEyedGal

      Obama voters don’t have two brain cells to rub together to make a coherent thought

      “ok i say deport all they asses to fucking cuba or china that’ll show their ass’es REAL socialism”: We don’t want REAL socialism. We don’t want KINDA socialism either. That’s why we didn’t want Obama. But hey, if you think it’s such a great system, please feel free to move.

      “To all of the states petitioning to secede..what can I do to help? I wish to deport you all to North Korea so you learn how good you have it”: We have ALWAYS known how good we have it. That’s why we want to keep it! We’re not the ones complaining what an evil nation this is, how it owes blacks, native Americans, Hawaiians, (who else do we owe? The list is just so long). Everybody with a damn hand out because they’re going to make Americans pay for some past injustice. Yeah, your love of this place is stunning… in its minuteness.

      “People in the US are so goddang DRAMATIC!!!! Yall dont wanna be part of the US because Obama president? Coo! Deport them hoes to Iran then!”: Umm, Pot, meet Kettle. And for the record, we would love to be part of the US, as founded. This isn’t the US. I don’t know what this is, except a great big sloppy, unhappy, possibly irreversible mess.

      As a young child, I was just awed and amazed that by the accident of birth (and the grace of God) i was born in the greatest country the world has ever known. Why wasn’t I born in China? Or India? Or Iran? But God saw fit that I should be born here! What favor I received from him.

      Now my 4 year old is growing up more quickly every day. I hope I’m able to kindle that flame of love of country in him, but I wonder if the flame will have gone out by the time he’s old enough to understand.

      God, be merciful!

      • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

        What a BEAUTIFULLY written response. I love how you answered the most absurd blogs from the most absurd people who UNFORTUNATELY live in this wonderful country. I agree with EVERYTHING you say. I too hope and pray to god that your 4 year old is able to experience even a glimmer of what we’ve known. I’ve been in a daze since last Tuesday & I wake up with a sinking feeling every morning because I know things are all wrong for ALL of us .. yes, even those who can’t or won’t see what is truly happening to the Great Experiment that was the United States of America. God help us all on this difficult journey.

      • 96leroy

        Home school your 4 yr old.or any progress you’ve made with instilling love of country will be for naught. The Dept of Indoctrination and the corresponding union sheep (NEA) do not have your (any) child’s interest at heart.

        • Shawn Smith

          Now that’s simply not true. They are very interested in the welfare of homosexual teens, to the point of giving all our children (as young as 12) detailed explanations of how gay sex works and how healthy and natural it is.

          If your (and/or your child’s) religion is opposed to this . . . well, they’re not very interested in that child’s welfare.

          • http://amandakmelson.wordpress.com/ GreenEyedGal

            Shawn, you’re right that they are very interested in giving detailed explanations of sodomy, but that disproves the first part of your second sentence. If they were truly interested in the welfare of homosexual teens, they wouldn’t be lying to them, telling them it’s natural and healthy.

            They aren’t interested in ANY child’s welfare. They’re only interested in perpetuating an endless cycle of unhappiness, despair and hopelessness. Which sets the perfect stage for “Hope and Change”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pompei.grimaldi Pompei Lena Grimaldi

      I have noticed that too. They can’t spell or articulate a simple thought.

    • bj mac

      it’s the free education that they received, school was not held on the street corner and selling drugs and prostitution is not a real job

      • Synch1216

        The least you could do is use proper grammar and punctuation yourself before you criticize someone else.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beautifuldisaster76 Amy Reese

      well said! i couldnt agree with you more!

  • JayJacobs

    Maybe they can send us all to an island with “free” government money and we can start over, lib free. That would actually be awesome.

    • diskinetic

      Except that libs love going to places built by hard work and conservatism and rolling in their own feces after arriving.

      • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

        SPOT ON!! What will happen to the takers when there are no more goodies because the makers have been taxed to death? Uh, can everyone say “Greece”? the sad thing is it will have to happen before they learn, but I must say I will be silently laughing when they storm Washington wanting their “stuff.” so many “I told you sos” but so little time

        • Vennoye

          Watch what is happening in France right now. The people are turning on their new socialist leader, he is not curing all their problems. Wait for it, you are going to see the same thing here!!

  • Guest

    Yeah…deport tax-paying Patriots! But, keep all the illegal criminals! /sarc

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Heh, they’re shooting themselves in the foot if they “deport” us. They will have no more welfare checks, food stamps, or a roof over their heads! But WE will have paychecks, food, and a home always!

  • http://ConservativeMom.net/ LoriGirl

    We can’t leave. Texas would devolve. See: “Idiocracy”

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Sorry, I see you made a typo. Did you mean to say California?

      27 States are petitioning at current. Texas is smarter than the majority of States and will remain so because they are devoid of a large number of Liberal contaminants.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        devoid of a large number of Liberal contaminants

        Well, except for “Moscow on the Colorado” (Austin) 😛

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    IMMA GO CRAZY! (help me o-bama) #TryingToFitIn

  • TiLiNi

    Deport us so we can come back and get free education, food stamps and healthcare as illegals!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      If ONLY we got treated as well as illegals aliens get treated by the gubmint.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pompei.grimaldi Pompei Lena Grimaldi

      Good idea;

    • Synch1216

      You probably already receive all of those things. Its all the Red States that soak up government assistance. But, nevermind facts: stay in your neo-con bubble.

  • Silenttype78

    Deport? Not likely.
    Audit? Far more likely….which is why I could not bring myself to sign on.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Don’t be afraid. We need people to speak up even if they are usually the “Silent Type”. 😛 We should not lay back and let the government take control of us.

      • Silenttype78

        I am terrified of my government.
        I hope to overcome this fear in the near future.

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          We’ll all work on it together!

  • diskinetic
  • Silenttype78

    Double post.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    deport? where to? their country of origin… brilliant. good grief.

  • BeeKaaay

    Can we deport the leftwingwackos? The rest of the world has too many of them so it won’t make a difference there :)

  • Sue

    If you deport us, who will pay for all your free stuff?

    • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

      Very good! I like that one and, sadly, true. It is they who should be deported since they are ANTI everything this coutry was SUPPOSED to be about. Uh, dream big, hard work and you can do anything, rugged individualism, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and on and on. The left’s new battle cry “Where’s my Obama phone?”

    • RblDiver

      Silly rightie, the gov’t will pay of course! Everyone knows they make money off of magic unicorn farts!

    • Synch1216

      Its actually the Red States that soak up all the government assistance. Your departure will be a relief.

      • Sue

        Cool … guess YOU will pick up the slack!

  • JimmyNeutron

    We want to secede (to succeed) and they want to deport us. Either way, it reinforces my point of a couple days ago in another thread that “I don’t want to make a country with them” and they don’t want to make a country with us. And that is FINE. Truly it is fine. Why compromise either side? Let’s just part ways and remain on a cordial basis. We will do what we want, and we will not hold them back from their ultimate social-democratic goal. What is the allure of “hanging together” when neither side particularly cares for, or about the other? Why force a relationship that neither side really wants?

    • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

      that would be a great experiment. What are the odds that in a few years’ time they are wallowing in their own squallor, starving and we have a happy, prosperous, productive society where EVERYONE can succeed to the best of their abilities. How’s about that? I think they would get the point then

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        I’m down for it. Time to be all we can be!

  • Guest

    Bless their hearts, those leftist never did learn to spell.

  • patrick lynch

    Imagine that communist scumbags telling us we need to be deported! These people are more and more like the NAZIS everyday! They carried out deportations too!!

  • aegean1

    You can’t deport illegal aliens, what makes you think you can deport a former citizen? Go on and try.

  • Discontentwliars

    Something else to think about. Senate’s S.2433 : Global Poverty Act – gives UN control over US foreign aid, $845 billion borrowed from China to give to UN to give back to China’s poor? S.2433 : Global Poverty Act http://www.washingtonwatch.com/bills/show/110_SN_2433.html #spreadthewealth

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Srsly, bro? =o

  • RightThinking1

    I have to say, it would be pretty interesting to witness an attempt to deport 50,000 Texans.

    • Discontentwliars

      Guess they’d have to send them to where; Washington DC? – Guess that would solve a couple of other problems :^)

    • SwTk

      Well if Texas secedes, they would, in effect, be living in another country. The Libs can’t even see the obvious. Ya can’t deport folks “from” another country. The most idiotic group of people I have ever seen.

    • Danny Wheeler

      Yeah, they can try, but they’ll be in for a fight!

  • http://about.me/petermichaelpetretich Pete Petretich

    “Right to petition in the United States”

    “First Amendment to the United States Constitution”

  • http://twitter.com/DLesetton Mrs. Crabbypants

    Can’t help but notice, after reading these comments, which side of the argument has any intellect….and which side comments in a ghetto language only they can understand! Enough said!!

  • http://twitter.com/angelga40160784 angel garcia

    HOW SAD we are afraid to sign a petition to our hirees

  • http://twitter.com/angelga40160784 angel garcia

    i love my country and I LOVE TEXAS dont really recognise america anymore scares me and tics me off

  • systemsanalyst

    Oh, I get it. We must do anything in our power to assist illegal alien invaders, but we refuse to tolerate the presence of citizens who exercise their right to petition their government for redress of grievances. What kind of patriotism is that?

  • http://twitter.com/angelga40160784 angel garcia

    John Galt, Hank Reardon WHERE ARE YOU?

  • plus_tips

    If they are deported who will foot the bill for the Big Gov’t Tax and Spend Programs? Ghetto Rats and White Libturds take & take and don’t give anything back. Absolutely Useless, can live w/o them.

    • Vennoye

      Well, their Ministry of Truth (MSNBC and HuffPo) tell them that the blue states are the contributor states, and all of the red states are the receiver states. They therefore; think they contribute all the money for the union, and the red states are the takers!

  • mayume

    Awesome! If we get deported then we wont have to fund the presidents vacations or pbs or free birthcontrol or stand idly by watching more Americans get slaughtered helplessly! The dumbass Liberals will have to get big boy jobs and redistribute THEIR WEALTH! PERFECT

  • Right Wired

    We are “undocumented Americans.”

  • John Fowler

    I couldn’t even bring myself to debate any of these people. It would be like child abuse. The main issues I have with any secessionist movement is 1) why should anyone that loves the US leave? Those that drag us down (including most CA voters) should go, and 2) we would only replace corrupt politicians with corrupt politicians. Even in areas where Romney won, Obama got far, far more votes than he deserved. A willfully ignorant electorate would still be an issue, even in those states that would secede.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      The petitions are merely there to give a “slap in the face” to Obama so he’ll wake up and see that we’re unhappy with his reign.

  • MKFenris

    Wait until the stir up a hornets next that are the people who use their rights. I hate to say it but they wont like what happens if they keep trying to provoke those they see as ignorant “rednecks”. Like a swarm of hornets they will be overwhelmed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

    I am truly proud to be a part of the “right” on this blog. Clearly when comparing the two sides, we have the most intelligent, witty, profound thoughts. Love all you patriots and I would love to start a “new” America with you — or just try and rehash what once WAS a great America. The left can rename theirs “Amerika” if they want.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      They can have American’t. We’re the Americans.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Amen to you, Melissa and KAdams!

  • Peyton

    This just in. All Illegal immigrants signed secession petition. Waiting to see if Libs still want to deport signers.

  • Peyton

    Tick of a liberal, sign the petition for a fair tax code..http://t.co/0ldEsQft

  • Peyton

    The people who are against gun ownership want to deport those who are all for gun ownership? Ya that plan sounds brilliant.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Evidence up above that not one of those poor souls has ever read the Declaration of Independence, nor studied the American Revolution. American education at it’s finest!

    • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

      It’s always the case that people will show you who they are if you just let them — and the left ALWAYS does, either thru ignorance or venemous hate speech

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    These are the same rational Libs that were prepping to move to another country if Romney won. Hypocrite much?

    • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.hill.98892615 Melissa Hill

      yeah, AND riot in the street AND kill Romney. Remember that?

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      The difference between us is we’re patriotic and willing to do the work to make things right in the U.S. like petitioning our government in any way we can to be heard. Libs just leave and abandon ship like cowards.

      • Shawn Smith

        Another difference, if you love the idea of America, there’s really nowhere else left to go. That’s why we can’t just pick up and run to Canada (or Europe, or Australia, etc.) That’s why people talk about seceding and forming a country based on the old principles, rather than just packing up and moving.

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria


  • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

    You don’t “petition” the US government to “allow” your state to secede — you petition your state government to secede from the USA & if the decision on the state level is made to secede,you INFORM the US government that your state is seceding — really, short of force, the Federal government has no say in the matter. So, basically, the people who want to secede from the USA don’t have the basic concept of how the
    relationship between Federal/State government works (not, btw, that Obama or anyone in the MSM does either).

    But dumber still are the idiots who filed the petition asking Obama to
    “strip” US citizenship from those who signed such petitions– besides the fact that *deporting* someone requires them to have come to *port* here from another country to begin with (so they don’t even have basic definitions right), where the heck do they get the idea that a POTUS can strip citizenship from a person? Further, even if the POTUS could do that (as if he’s a king who can banish a subject from his kingdom) where did they get the idea that petitioning the government is a reason to lose one’s citizenship? For the love of God, have they no idea that petitioning the government is the bedrock of the First Amendment? Really, at least the morons filing the petitions to secede only have made what basically amounts to a procedural mistake and their petitions can at least be viewed as a “protest” against the Federal government, unlike these prog idiots who obviously have no idea whatsoever as to what type of government we have, the basic principles embodied in the Constitution or the powers of same.

    No wonder this country is in such a mess.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Watch them change their tune and ask everyone to be deplaned, now…


    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      All we’re trying to do IS make a statement with petitions.

      • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

        I wrote that– 2nd paragraph– did you bother reading it?

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          You seem like a very angry person. Yes I read your droning diatribe. I was merely re-affirming my stance. I guess everyone’s an idiot and moron to you. Makes you wonder what you are to others, huh?

  • Maria Seeger

    Anybody remember the meltdown the liberal left had back in 2004 when Bush won re-election? How certain Hollywood stars threatened to leave the country and move elsewhere? And Twitchy posted a link to an article in Salon magazine where it was blue states that wanted to secede from the red states?
    How come it was all right for *them* to do it because of Bush’s re-election and it’s wrong for *us* to do it because of Obama’s? And everyone knows it’s largely symbolic. That’s why the Governors of those States haven’t said anything.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    The same people who want us to be deported if we sign the petitions are the same people who said they would leave the U.S. if Mitt Romney was named President. LoL I would have said to them “Wow, you don’t know how good you have it” as they left in droves. We do not have it good under Obama, they (the welfare/food stamp sucking Liberals/illegals) do, but we (the law abiding, hard workers) don’t. They have it golden under him! Everything they ever wanted. But we’re tired of working and handing them everything, and getting NOTHING in return.

    The whole reason for the petitions isn’t racially fueled or whatever they said, it’s because we want to wake Obama up and let him know we are unhappy with the way he is “leading” this country and to listen to us! Ignorant morons like the ones who tweeted above can’t see that because they’re the ones happy with being ruled by the government. The rest of us who have intelligence are sick and tired of the government’s oppression of its citizens! We are fighting back! I signed the Nevada Secession Petition. We need 8,000 more signatures.

    By the way, to the idiots above and the maker of the “Deport the Secessors” Petition: It’s our right to petition the government as outlined in the 1st Amendment! Don’t like that right that we have? Leave, for real!

  • http://twitter.com/BlissDesignz Tabitha Taylor

    OK… Asking if it’s in the constitution that people petitioning the gov be deported…..Saying petitioning the gov is “treason”…This is the typical Obama voter. Those public educated fools have no clue about their own country – or for that matter the definition of the word ‘treason’..lol Makes me wonder if they understand that it IS constitutional to petition our government. Highly doubtful!

  • bj mac

    all the signs would have to be changed to English its amazing the libs were going to leave the country when Bush was reelected all talk no action

  • $21367552

    Waaah, our childish tantrum (just as childish of a tantrum as was thrown by some Democrats in 2004 I might add) was met with derisive, satirical counter-petition. Face it idiots, you got the same treatment that a child would get from good parents when he is demanding ice cream instead of broccoli. And now you are here throwing another tantrum! Good grief!

  • Danny Wheeler

    Question–what’ll they do with those who were natural born citizens? They didn’t think about THAT, did they?

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Hmmmm, looking through the petition list this morning and as of now, 7 states have gotten over the 25,000 signatures needed. At least 9 more are over 15,000 signatures. Seems that this is sending a message. People aren’t happy and are showing it. Also, on the 12th a petition was started to repeal obamacare that has already gotten over 19,000 signatures.

    I wonder if these people understand that these petitions really do nothing. All they will do is provoke a response. It will be kind of interesting to see what that will be. By looking at the other responses, it will just be a lot of political double talk with no real changes or answer.

  • People Corporation

    Or deport anyone with a forged birth certificate. Problem solved.

  • WhiteFalcon1

    I didn’t know until today I could use a twitter account from my pc…my response to ‘just nao’ is…”OK, but we take our money, resources, and companies WITH us, burning our homes and companies to the ground as we go, the Chinese would love to have our $$$

    Fucking parasites is all they are!

  • Gusta

    I already deported myself from the People’s Republic of California to Texas and here I shall stay. Texas is not seceding, but if were, we would be a KICK ASS country, we have a great port, a space center, and lots and lots of oil. Also, when did libs start being in favor of deportation?

  • http://twitter.com/tim_2012_ltd Tim D

    Since the libs want to live under a socialist/communist government, they should all have their US ciitzenship revoked and they should be given a one way ticket to their choice of China, Cuba, or North Korea. They would finally have their .dream of living under a socialist/communist government and they could quit bitching about how “Unfair” capitalism is for people that don’t want to work. Once they’re gone and they’re not making everyone miserable, then I’m sure everyone would be happy to retract their petitions to secede.

  • Tiffany Ross

    I say we start a petition to kick California out of the Union. 😀

    • louisiana_mom

      Can we add New York and Illinois? Within a few years they will be in the same boat as California…

  • People Corporation

    Duh “Secession, how does it work?” Under what authority do these morons suggest they will use to enforce any of their deportation threats?

  • http://twitter.com/Xianworldview Larry Waddell

    They won’t even deport an illegal, why would they deport the workers who make their Gov’t utopia possible?

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    Please, oh PLEASE, deport all of us 675,000 taxpayers.

  • Joe W.

    They’ll have to come get our guns first. And we have LOTS of guns here in the New Republic of Texas. Bring it, commies.

  • Marcy Cook

    Yeah go ahead and deport us. Same as secession. You lose because we take the money with us. Idiots.

  • disqus_eric

    Does no one see the ignorant irony of wanting to deport people who want their state(s) to become a different country?

    • medicinewomantwo

      But that would require common sense………shame upon you!

  • marcellucci

    Time for a Constitutional Convention……

    • Vennoye

      No, not right now..we could lose….too many ldiots right now!!

  • Streetiebird

    It’s typical of Conservatives to talk about secession, just look at the Palins. But when it comes to the reality of what it actually would mean to secede, then they back down and get all huffy that their fellow citizens still love America. Plus, Texas would sink like an economic stone without the federal government.

    • Vennoye

      Think you better research that one!!

  • James Thornton

    Deport everyone that signed a petition to deport everyone that signed a
    petition to withdraw their state from the United States of America.

    Sign the petition here!


    • medicinewomantwo

      Hey keyboard monkey………..let’s see you try……………so many states, so many people…………….

  • Art Staehling

    Do they not realize someone has to work so they can get all their free stuff. If you deport the ones that want to seceed I assure you you are deporting workers and tax payers. The other thing I am really tired of is if you are against Obama you are a racists. Honestly I thought Jimmy Carter was the worst President to come along until Obama and I just looked at their results nothing else.

  • shimauma

    What the libturds don’t realize that if all the hard working, tax paying conservatives were to actually leave the country, they wouldn’t have anyone to support their lazy deviant lifestyles anymore

  • radjahshelduck

    For Pete’s sake, you can get 25 thousand people to sign a petititon for anything. Got a petition to move the New York Yankees to Fargo? Hey, I’ll sign. Want to start a petition to require the federal government to fund research to try to turn prunes into silver? No problem. A petition to imprision Al Gore for causing climate change next time he farts? Wow, hundreds of signatures in just a few hours.

  • $18912735

    Oh I would LOOOOVE to be deported. PLEASE deport me. I beg you. US Army vet, doctoral degree, top 10% wage earner – PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE deport me. Take it all, just let me out of this insane asylum.

  • http://www.facebook.com/donald.bieler.5 Donald Bieler

    If any of you idiot liberals knew your history you would know Texas was a REPUBLIC before it was ever a state hence the reason we are the only state in the union to be able to fly flag the same height as U.S. flag. oh but see here’s another thing you damn idiots don’t know we really don’t need to ask permission to secede its just a nicety that we are polite enough to ask, because all our governor is sign a piece of paper saying we are going back to being THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS not the state of Texas. and you also must realize where most of U.S. Oil comes from. ” THE GREAT REPUBLIC OF TEXAS “. So if we do decide to secede, and I for sure hope that we do we wont be hurting because the US will still be buying OUR oil and you’ll have much higher gas prices because of it.

  • Robert William Geiser III