Technically speaking, “castrate” probably isn’t quite the right term for what Roseanne Barr is describing — as if that were the biggest problem with her tweet. Is there no evil Chick-fil-A can’t perpetrate? Back in July, Barr apologized (sort of) for saying that people who ate Chick-fil-A and other processed foods deserved the cancer they were going to get.

Any follow-up questions for the candidate?

Sounds like a Biden/Barr 2016 ticket could be a lot of fun.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Man, Barr is such a cuckoopants!

  • Tony0920

    Roseanne Barr and man parts falling off in the same sentence? say no more

    • VAMOM2

      My thoughts exactly!

  • RichardBlaine

    Never mind all the hormones released into the environment by birth control pills. Mustn’t mention this.

  • thtroll

    I don’t want Barr anywhere near my man parts.

  • nytflyr

    oh no… if my manparts fall off, how will I vote?

  • Dio Heerai

    AND ROSANNE IS SPEAKING FROM FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE …She keeps her’s in a jar next to the toothpaste

    • TheOriginalDonald

      no, you’re thinking of Lena Dunham

  • David Atherton

    The mere thought of Rosanne being slightly concerned with my man parts is disturbng.

  • NybbleMe

    So THAT’S what happened to her! Explains a few things…

  • TugboatPhil

    Roseanne, thinking about you could cause spontaneous mental castration.

    • Love of Country

      Erectile Dysfunction at the very least and prolly not the treatable kind, lol.

  • Garth Haycock

    Once again, I apologize on behalf of the residents of Salt Lake City that her parents didn’t use a condom.

  • mcarVA

    So an obese slob is lecturing on healthy food choices? Hmmm…. maybe Roseanne should put down the twinkies and back away from the keyboard.

  • Love of Country

    Sure it happened to Roseanne …. but the odds of it happening are actually greater than a billion to one.

  • cgraham77

    Roseanne Barr is living proof that chick-fil-A does NOT make your man parts fall off!

    • Love of Country

      With all due respect, IMHO, I believe you’re looking at the data backwards. Roseanne used to be a regular guy before her unfortunate incident. Now she’s a really freaky woman.

      But please elaborate on your own theory if I missed something ….


      • cgraham77

        Just that she eats plenty of it…and as far as her “man parts,” my guess is that they are intact! (hideous woman that she is)

        • Love of Country

          D’oh! Okay ….. that theory is very plausible …. I’m glad I asked. :)

          So now we have two viable theories …. perhaps someone will offer another, lol?

  • tomtom1983

    I new it was to good to think that whale of a woman had simply imploded into herself causing a Roseanne sized black hole that would eventually suck up that skeletor crypt keeper, Cher and the rest of those Hollywood elitist relics.

    Why can’t they just walk to the nearest cornfield and fade into nothingness like the guys in the movie the Field of Dreams.

    Is that to much to ask for? To be as empty in their physical form as they are in their ideological form. Its simply providing balance to the universe.

  • RblDiver

    So, what, we’re supposed to vote like our lady parts depend on it, then eat like our man parts depend on it?

  • detroit19

    Speaking from experience?

  • Steve_J

    Pat Paulson was a much more serious Presidential candiate than Roseanne Barr.

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    well she sounds like a certain latin-american president who is known as a bigger political joke than the libs ever wanted sarah palin to be

    if you know who that is, you get a cookie

  • Ghostwalker

    And who knows more about making man parts fall off?

    • MoxieLouise

      I was just going to say, Roseanne, if your man’s parts fell off, the chicken isn’t to blame.

  • InformNow

    Then you had better not eat there Roseanne!

  • Lia Markham

    I cannot believe that the Federal Election Committee took her seriously enough to put her on the Presidential ballot, along with Cindy Shehan. I voted by absentee, and I was really astounded she was even running. Probably just to make a statement.

  • John (it true me am)

    You gotta love that bias at work. Her complaint is against every eating establishment essentially, as she is whining about the source. The thing is that unlike almost everywhere else, Chick-fil-a uses only whole meat. So she specifically chose the “least offensive” by liberal whining standards to single out… funny how they also happen to be the one with a very public political position she doesn’t like.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    If she is the example of eating hormone free food , then I’ll stick with the hormones.

  • stuckinIL4now

    So Roseanne is blaming chicken now for something she’s probably been doing for decades? But it’s only Chik-fil-A chicken that does it and not something like KFC or McNuggets?

  • TocksNedlog

    Looking at Roseanne makes my man parts shrivel.

  • Owen007

    Is she speaking from personal experience? Cause it would explain a lot.

  • Pkruta

    Oddly enough, I’m now craving Chik-Fil-A

  • blight14

    Just another filthy Khazar…….