Apparently this is the vote which will cook Mitt Romney’s goose, so Michael Moore made sure to capture the moment from two angles with some sort of evil capitalist picture-taking device. (We’ll settle for one.)

Here’s a photo of the completed ballot, just in case you were wondering.

We don’t know for certain if Michigan trees were used to make this particular ballot, but we don’t advise tweeting a photo of yours; it’s illegal in some states.

Some are upset to see that the president’s name is not at the top of the ballot — it’s disrespectful.

  • Paratisi

    Another Bitter Socialist Cow with no skin in the game! I have no respect for any Ideologue who hasn’t lived in Cuba or N.Korea for a year or two, without being a pampered Govt Troll! Live as a regular person in Cuba for at least a year & then we can talk! Until then, you’re just another Ideologue & WannaBe who wishes Oppression on his fellow man! A True walking, talking POS!

    God Bless America!

    • Missy

      Very well put sir….way to go!

      • Paratisi

        Thank You Missy! It’s always frustrating to listen to people touting the joys of an oppressive system, when they’ve never had to live under totalitarian control!

        God Bless America!

  • Andrew

    FYI: the order of the political parties on the ballot is generally decided by a random lottery done in advance of the election.

  • cookie

    This is the reason in my State why Mitt is listed first:
    Probably the same reason as other states.

  • rant stocks

    This toadie is illrelavent any more,people just laugh at his pathetic self…What was the name of that fat ugly pile of shit with eyes in the starwars movie…that is a true depiction of moore…

    • Creigh Tompkins

      Jabba the Hut.

      • Dagobomb

        Someone should photshop a picture of him on a platter with an apple in his mouth

  • Joe W.

    Barack is on the bottom of the ballot because he’s black, of course… /sarc

  • grais

    I’d be willing to bet that Mitt doesn’t care any more than I do.
    Michael Moore’s just not very important.

  • Scott

    Guess the “bullshitter” is on top because it’s better than having the JACKASS up there. They want to make sure that the democrats actually READ the ballot before voting.

    • Missy

      Love this one…way to go Scotty!

    • Maria

      I kind of wish they’d just assume Obama was at the top of the ballot and just mark the circle next to Romney/Ryan. 😀

    • lainer51

      Can they read?

      • Scott

        Nope. My other post explains: he had to take pictures to show the others HOW and WHAT to do.


    Just doing what he can to keep the blob in the public awareness. Trying to remind us of …. What’s his name again?

  • Maria

    I hope it’s illegal to take a picture of a ballot in his state so they can throw his arse in jail! Plus umm…he thinks he’s so special that his vote will decide the election? Ego much? No wonder he likes Obama they’re both megalomanias full of hot air with cotton balls for brains.
    And Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan are on the top of the ballot because they’re going to be the next President and Vice President, duh.

    • lainer51

      can you imagine the food bill taxpayers would have to pay?

    • Jim Wafwot

      Michigan law says his ballot should be marked at “REJECTED FOR EXPOSURE” –

      Use this Contact SOS form to report this violation to Michigan’s Secretary of State:

      • Maria


  • Conrad2010

    Moore is as dumb as a rock. Oh wait. Sry. The rock is smarter

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Too late. You, sir, have pissed off my pet rock!

  • Jd Crow

    I thought Michael Moore only had a 10,000sf Lake Front vacation home in Michigan and his primary residence was his Posh Manhattan residence

    • ohYESiDID

      Exactly! So I wonder who he’ll vote for when he casts his ballot in NY? Maybe he’ll tweet that one, too

    • brianmouland

      Moore actually says he grew up in Flint,Michigan in fact he grew up ten miles away in an upper class , almost totally white community he has been lying for years

  • Scott

    Actually mm took the picture so he can show the others “HOW” and “WHAT” to do

  • sb36695

    Well at least we know he can color inside the lines. I wonder if he can do “math stuff”.

  • Brett McMicken

    does he ever change his clothes, or, does he go grab that same outfit and cap every time he goes before the camera?

    • Rick Bowser

      Mikey gets his clothes at the same place he gets his toothbrushes….The secondhand store!

      • brianmouland

        Come on Mikeys got bucks he shops ar Mr. Big and Fat

      • brianmouland

        Come on Mikeys got bucks he shops ar Mr. Big and Fat

  • Steve_J

    In Michigan the party that received the most votes for Secretary of State in the previous election is placed first on the ballot.

  • chiefek2

    Reading is fundamental, if you can’t figure out who you are voting for, no matter where they appear on the ballot, you should not be voting!!!

  • KWSmith

    Why take a picture of it? It’s the one that smells like bacon.

  • Greenpyrs

    Obviously they had Biden put them in alphabetical order… Duh!

    • Greenpyrs

      Oh… And btw, I am canceling your vote in MI. MM!

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        If that MI law that someone posted above applies, he just cancelled his own vote.

  • MoxieLouise

    At first glance, I thought he really was voting with his vagina. Then I saw the pen in his hand.

    • lainer51

      I don’t know who you are but I laugh at your posts everyday. Are you a comedian by trade? Love it!

      • MoxieLouise

        Ha! No, just a bored housewife. But thanks!

        • tensharp

          No such thing as “just” a housewife and you are funny. Thanks!

  • Stephen

    Do you suppose that this Law Applies?

    168.738……..rejection for exposure. Section 168.738
    (2) If an elector shows his or her ballot or any part of the ballot to any person other than a person lawfully assisting him or her in the preparation of the ballot …..after the ballot has been marked, to disclose any part of the face of the ballot, the ballot shall not be deposited in the ballot box, but shall be marked “rejected for exposure”, and shall be disposed of as are other rejected ballots.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Perhaps an email to the Michigan Board of Elections is in order?

      “Chubby – you see this? This is Twitchy cooking your goose. In Michigan. Where the laws are used to make ballots like yours ‘rejected for exposure’.”

      • Glenda Denton

        That would make my day to know Michael Moore’s ballot would be rejected for exposure. That would be justice.

      • Lyle E Long

        I emailed the dept of state in MI. re: his picture. I also tweeted Moore what I did.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)


    • John Hanover

      Even his ballot is as useless as his cut ‘n paste Democrat pornography I mean propaganda oops I mean ” documentaries “.

    • Lynna

      Looks like your vote dont count Michael Moore :) SORRRY (not)

  • where’s the truth

    His fat ass doesn’t even fit on that poor empty chair he’s sitting on!!

    • lainer51


  • Jon McPhalen

    As a “filmmaker” (using that term VERY loosely), I’m sure he’ll do multiple takes as the Democratic line this election season is, “Vote early, vote often.”

    • brianmouland

      And afterwards eat mutiple burgers

    • Jim Parkinson

      I think Michael Moore votes for two or three people – kind of like how he eats.

  • Not-a-Marxist

    Careful Demwit

    The big government you fight so hard for has many random non-intuitive laws. Would be a shame to see you get jail time.

    • Rick Bowser

      Aww…I don’t know, Mikey might like the orange jumpsuits.

  • Rick Bowser

    How do you know Romney likes Goose, Mikey?

    • brianmouland

      No goose for Mitt if El Porko Commie comes to dinner

  • brianmouland

    One of the few pictures of El Porko taken when he isnt eating

  • PeterP

    Yeah, I bet Romney was hoping to get the “Guilty fat white guy” vote.

  • Bryan

    Liberals will be confused by this ballot. It says “Vote for not more than 1” but there are two names by each oval.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Wait! Where’s Roseann Barr on the ballot? Talk about disenfranchisement. Quick! Call the UN observers. That is voter suppression in Michigan. Barr and Cindy Sheehan are on the ballot in Colorado. (/sarc)

  • James Atkins

    Wow…took a picture of himself voting… Ok…

  • Love of Country

    Wow, pig boy …. we’re impressed … you voted for a communist loser who hates God, Israel and America ….. boring!

  • LadyLNorth

    Are these liberals really so idiotic they can’t figure out who to vote for unless Obama’s name is on the top? Really!? I don’t think I’d be admitting that publicly if I were them.

  • detroit19

    Hey, Michael…Benghazi?

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady Great news from Iowa #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot #Iowa So Michael Moore, there is an Iowa paper endorsing Mitt Romney! Schadenfreude!

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Doesn’t surprise me that Moore would use a food-related idiom… Or that he sits when he votes. Or that he’s an idiot.

  • seudoug

    Ahhhhhh look .. the fat kid who was always picked last for all the playground games is now getting his revenge

  • medicinewomantwo

    A narcissistic asz voting for a narcissistic asz…………wow

  • Coleen Trusley

    All I can say is he did that American thing and voted.

  • Owen007

    Did anyone get any photos of poor poll workers greasing the doors so that fat ass could get inside to cast his vote?

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Does he not realize that his vote doesn’t count any more than any other person’s? I bet he thinks he gets a special ‘supersized’ vote due to his ‘stature’!

  • RblDiver

    He has it backwards. If he wanted to “cook Romney’s goose,” he’d vote FOR Romney. That would actually have half a chance of turning off some R&R voters, if he had Moore’s support.

  • Mary

    So he broke the law? Where are the poll workers?

  • Glenda Denton

    Michael Moore…Get a life and give the rest of the world a break.

  • Dennis

    Why is Mitt first on the ballot?… it’s called Alphabetical order. If you ever went to school you would know that

    • Garth Haycock

      As Romney supporter, I feel it incumbent on me to point out that O comes before R. 😉

  • tsluf273

    I wish I could buy Mr. Giant Socialist Weasel for how much he’s worth, then sell him for how much he thinks he’s worth.

  • k w

    Love it!

  • Kate

    1) My vote cancels your vote out, Mr. Moore. Sorry to break it to you.
    2) “Incumbent earns the right to be first. Remember 2000?” Sorry kids, but there was no incumbent in 2000. GWB was the Gov. of TX and Al Gore was VP. Neither was an incumbent.

  • News Reporter

    My favorite tweet, “Brian Potts, @7Flash7, @MMFlint we Canucks have never seen a ballot”

    NO KIDDING! That’s called socialism. Complete control of state media, government, banks but no military. Welcome to Canada, eh?

  • John Hanover

    That is the first time he has voted since registering and not voting in the Democrat primary in NY 1996. ” The World’s Largest Hypocrite ” finally made his vote as useless as his cut n’ paste ” films “. So will it only be in Michigan this year and not in two states like previously? He had to go to Michigan it is slightly reddish-purple right now.

    • rbtpowell

      Would be fairly hysterical if Michigan went with Mitt………….not utterly outside the realm of possibility.

      • John Hanover

        Michigan and Wisconsin are going Mitt’s way and now even the state that went against Reagan both elections in Minnesota is turning slightly reddish purple from the almost indigo blue that it is for presidential races.

  • Cynthia Flanagan

    No sweat, Moore looks like a goose himself, so who needs his vote.

  • Garth Haycock

    Mr. Moore, is that your early ballot from your home state of Michigan, your residential state of New York or your absentee ballot from Cuba? Remember, you can only vote once.

    • brianmouland

      Just because El Porko Commie is the size of three people doesnt mean he can vote three times

  • Penny Robinson Fan Club

    PLEASE let it be illegal and PLEASE throw his fat disgusting ass in jail!

  • stuckinIL4now

    To those wondering about ballot position–it’s determined within the states and often county-by-county within the states, not necessarily by incumbent status. In Crook County, IL they choose the top ballot position between only Dem or Rep, and draw the party name like a raffle. Of course, Dem was picked from the hopper this year so Obamuh is listed first. There are other ways and one interesting one is in Florida where it’s state law that the top ballot position goes to candidates of the party of the most recently elected governor, so this year Romney and all Republican candidates names appear first.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Seeing his picture I immediately started hearing a cow moo.

  • bret robertson

    i thought “MOORe”on was a canadian citizen how can he vote?

  • Lynna

    Yes he’s a jerk but then he makes money to be public about being a jerk. If he didn’t people would think he was boring and ignore him. Of course, he could maybe try and work for a better America instead of tearing it down. But nah he wont do that.

  • Jd Crow

    Wow. All this time, I thought Trees were for making 10,000sf lakefront 2nd home mansions for the middle class

  • afvet4america

    We put it at the top to confuse Obama supporter’s, is it working?

  • swornsongs

    I don’t see the goose? Maybe he ate it before he had a chance to cook it?

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    No enthusiasm for Obama, just hatred for Romney, Michael?

  • keyboard jockey

    Why does this photo of Michael Moore, make me think of this song?

  • porgiefirefighter

    “. . . why does Romney’s name come before Obama’s?” The way I understand it, you need a legitimate birth certificate to be at the top of the ballot.

  • Right Wired

    The joke’s on him: That’s not a number 2 pencil. The vote won’t be counted.

  • A Willful Boy

    The major parties are listed in alphabetical order. Everyone knows ‘Romney’ comes before ‘Soetoro’.