Well, on the bright side, just a few weeks ago the media seemed to have America convinced that there was no way Mitt Romney could win the election. With a Romney presidency looking more and more probable, though, plenty on Twitter are revealing their contingency plans: rioting, leaving the country, leaving the planet, and even assassination. What’s in store for the White House, though?

OK, that’s pretty tame. What else do you have, Twitter?

https://twitter.com/NameHere_Bitch/status/258417293309136897

https://twitter.com/__SuaveJ/status/258793448998592512

https://twitter.com/Luhconic/status/258410057379749889

https://twitter.com/Free_My_Dad/status/258391208978681860

https://twitter.com/Hennny_ox/status/258399063525978112

https://twitter.com/hausoferic/status/258782520416546817

Pro tip: tweeting your plan to “make it look like an accident” doesn’t really help it look like an accident. But thanks for letting the world know.