What “tampon rumor?” We learned from Twitter that known enemy of lady parts Mitt Romney will ban tampons if elected president. Some say the rumor was started by a lame political satire published months ago on the parody site Free Wood Post, but you can’t fool Ace and friends.

https://twitter.com/LunaticLair/status/256213427712827392

Tampon truthers, clinging bitterly to their Tampax! Save us, Obama!

https://twitter.com/Edward_von_Bear/status/256214860508061696

Fact check, please:

This Republican war on women has gone too far.

Has all of this tampon nonsense cleared up anything?