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OFFS! Washington State police go on a HUNT for a 'man with a rifle.' What they uncovered is downright CRAZY

Police in Kirkland, Washington went on a hunt for a report of a suspicious man with a rifle. The uncovered the “rifle,” which turned out to be an umbrella.

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No, we’re not making this up.

Imagine carrying an umbrella and being approached by police for carrying it.

What if they wanted to keep from getting wet in the rain?

https://twitter.com/MichaelRCooley/status/953729647942004742

Wait for #umbrellacontrol advocates to step forward. They’ll want “common sense umbrella reform.”

https://twitter.com/JohnnyVonRotten/status/953713253300846592

As long as it’s not a bump umbrella.

Or a chainsaw attachment?

https://twitter.com/pnwsojourner/status/953695322764582913

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Touche.

Maybe the person should have a bright hot pink umbrella next time?

Think of the number of resources that went to this.

https://twitter.com/64ink/status/953714243332902913

Um…there’s still other umbrellas out there…

That’d be a nifty contraption.

Craziest description ever.

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BAHAHA. The descriptions alone are questionable.

The cops are probably saying the same thing.

CCU = concealed carry umbrellas.

Liberals hate them all.

Whoever reported it needs to really have their eyes checked.

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