Following today’s reading of the Vagina Monologues at the Michigan State House, with those radical femi-nazis wanting us all to “#SayVagina!,” conservatives have dutifully jumped in to hijack the hashtag:

And, of course, THIS:

Update: Apparently conservatives love to #SayVagina, here are more great tweets:

You can #SayVagina, but here are five things you can’t say:

  • Bob Mathis

    I don’t have time to sayVagina. I’m trying to get those brain dead libs out of power.

  • Raymond Bochman

    Yodeling in the canyon.

  • A Willful Boy

    Say, vagina! You’ve got some leaves in your nappy hair!

  • IN_RadioGuy

    Another hashtag fail. Don’t they know when they’re licked?


      Double entendre?

      • IN_RadioGuy

        I prefer to think of it as providing “multiple entendre.”


          You wish.

    • Brian


  • pnordman

    Can we #SayGod? Of all the asininities yet, this tops ’em all. This gets a 10 on my Flush Scale. “The noble man makes noble plans, and by noble deeds he stands” (#SayBible)!

  • Marty Luther

    Love means never having to #SayVagina

  • Brian

    “…Clinton will appear with a cigar…”


  • Gary Clarke

    Cunning linguists….

  • Basset_Hound

    These are funny as hell. The feminoids deserved it.

  • blackbird

    Thank you @MattDycus this is a classic:
    Don’t #SayVagina three times unless you want Bill Clinton to magically appear, cigar in hand.

  • Guest

    So Feminists has devolved into whining in the streets demanding that taxpayers pay for their birth control and abortions. And then they have the nerve to complain that they want the government out of their vaginas and sex lives? Wow, that’s really “empowering” ladies.
    Get bent.