In a column for Newsbusters today, Chuck Norris (who is tougher than you) came out strongly against the Department of Education’s “Common Core” curriculum standards (CCSS). In criticizing  this unprecedented federal reach into the classroom, Norris (who eats nails for breakfast) said, “The feds have abandoned their commitment to stay out of local academic affairs by using CCSS to usurp power over public schools and influence young American minds.”

Upon hearing of Norris’ declaration (which caused the ground itself to shake), tweeters immediately saw that this might be the end of Common Core as we know it.

Behold :

Is there anything Chuck Norris (whose veins pump liquid manliness) can’t do to totally devastate Common Core? Well…

Hey, even Superman had Kryptonite.

  • Maxx

    On the day #chucknorrisedufacts become irrelevant, it will be the shark who jumps over him.

    • Turd Burglestein

      Chuck Norris jumped over the Fonz while the Fonz jumped the shark.

  • snowleopard (the true one)

    Excellent, i am delighted to see Chuck Norris making a stand against Common Core and the indoctrination i means for the progressive ideology.


    Our government knows no boundaries on both sides of the aisles! Both parties want this, they are becoming the enemy of the people!

    • cmazzJK

      The more we agree on as a collective, the more work we can collectively achieve thus the more the government can collect from our paychecks and livelihoods… The more our superiors can collectively f#ck us.

  • Garrett Gripling

    I dare someone to tell Chuck Norris to his face he’s wrong. Not only is Chuck Norris not wrong, he’d rip off your face and wear it before you even got out a single word.

  • Kildawg

    Now we need Chuck Norris to oppose this ObamaCare thing… same roots as this Common Core pile of Crap.

  • CitizenEgg

    I met Chuck and his lovely wife Gena in Salt Lake City at the Max convention in September. Such great and sincere people.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      I used to hang out with his son Mike, met Chuck a few times – he’s really a great man and totally deserving of this long-running joke about his greatness. And he’s pretty humble too, which makes it all the more fun.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    When Chuck says “School’s Out,” it’s OUT!
    Chuck IS Corporal Punishment for malevolent/incorrigable Kids.
    When a Classroom needs to be searched for Contraband, Chuck turns it inside-out!
    When teachers have an ethical lapse…. Chuck is their Punishment!
    Chuck Coaches Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Martial Arts and Weightlifting, SIMULTANEOUSLY! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • FlatFoot

    When Chuck Norris is bitten by Zombies, Chuck Norris doesn’t turn in to a Zombie, a Zombie turns into Chuck Norris. Pray the little Zombies find Chuck Norris!

  • John Alvarado

    In 2014, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick Common Core and all of it’s supporters so hard the idea of Common Core will never had existed.

  • rssllue

    There is nothing common about Chuck Norris’ core.

  • reaganFF

    Best hashtag I’ve seen in a long, long time.