Mona Eltahawy is not ****ing happy, not one ****ing bit. So all of you ****ers better get out of her ****ing way,  even if you ****ing agree with her on ****ing everything.

Okay, well, almost everything. She’s really throwing a fit after taking a bit of light mockery from a fellow lefties who disagreed with her stand against Mohammed Morsi, mocking her tweets about being exhausted after so many media hits. We brought you that story earlier today, but this is just getting ridiculous. It’s a left-on-left rant so epic that we’re allowing it to spill over into a second post. Do you know how often we do that? Not often, Mona. Not. Often.

The funny thing is that this is one of the few times we will ever agree with Mona on a political issue, and frankly it was brave of her to move back to Egypt to take her stand, but this is just too good. We’d say she’s off her rocker, but we’re starting to question whether she was ever on it.

Okay … we’ll give you that one.

While we feel your pain, Mona, we’re just not sure how to say this. Maybe we should just let a tweet do the talking.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    there is only one lord of the F-Bombs for me

    • Maxwell

      Could never get into AVGN. He was too much of a shock comedian for my taste… I did enjoy Board James though (for however shortly lived that was.) He was also entertaining when he teamed up with NC.

  • bkeyser

    Someone oughta hook her up with Alec Baldwin.

    • Jeremy

      She is a perfect fit for him

      • tops116

        Nah, she’d actually punch back. Alec’s not used to such things.

        • Jeremy

          She might and that would be funny to see.

        • BigSky1970

          I’d pay to see her deck Alec. He deserves it.

    • TugboatPhil

      Someone ought to hook her up to an electro-shock therapy machine.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Nah, he’s already taken, he’s already got Hila-rrhea or Hilarity or whatever the flock her name is.

    • Buffalobob

      I thought it was Alex.

  • greatunconformity

    Drunk tweeting is never a good idea.

    • Jeremy

      I was thinking that same thing.She sounds wasted or on drugs maybe both.

    • tops116

      I get the feeling Morsi’s been reading the meltdown/fighting while under house arrest.

  • Juliette Akinyi Ochieng

    Who dis?

    • Juliette Akinyi Ochieng

      Oh yeah that Arab chick having a fit over Pam Gellar’s signs in the NYC subways.

      • thetroll01

        So THAT’S who this foul-mouthed-trailer-trash is

  • Derek

    Anyone else notice the racism there?

  • Jack Deth

    When your enemy is attacking and destroying itself. The best thing to do is sit back. Pass the popcorn and enjoy the show!

  • tops116

    Well, that accomplished a lot!

  • Stephen L. Hall

    She is just too tired to hold all that insanity inside, what with having to actually TALK about events.

  • crosspatch

    I suppose “white men” are not allowed to have any opinions of their own. Particularly if those opinions might differ from her opinion. If a “white man” differs in opinion with her then obviously the “white man” is wrong. What a racist, sexist, hag.

  • Bemani Dog

    So what exactly did Max Blumenthal do?

    • crosspatch

      He was born white, born male, and had an opinion different from hers, apparently.

      • Anthony Clay

        well there’s his last name she seems to have a problem with also

        • Spinmamma

          Actually, he is a equal opportunity hater, of the arrogant sort, and has no problem ridiculing and denouncing Israel on occasion as well as the “radical right.” However, he reserves his ugliest vitriol for the “Christian Right.”

  • Bristel

    If she supports groups like the Muslim Brotherhood then I’m glad she moved back to Cairo and away from here where she was spreading her bullshit. Let her feel the heat from the anti-Morsi crowd.

    • NRPax

      Or the Muslim Brotherhood crowd. Either result should be good.

  • lee martell

    Am I reading this correctly? Has this ‘Lady’ actually left our United States and moved back to Egypt? I hope so. She always seems one filament away from a complete Road Rage Royal, in a manner most violent. This is a person who embraces what she hates, because it feels so good to rant and rave about it all.

  • Saint_Zero

    Words are cheap.

  • Mead

    Who the hell are either of these people?

    • kssturgis62

      Is she the one that went after Pamela Gellar?? Other than that I am asking the same question as you.

  • NealK


  • IceColdTroll

    No sh1t, Mona WHO?

  • radicallyalyssa

    She curses more than my sister does…ew.

  • John Smith

    So she is moving back to Egypt?Good riddance. You will see how they treat women like you, how they tolerate feminists, loud mouths like you. The minute you say “fuck you” to someone there he will take your words literally. Go there and then whine about how you were “oppressed” here by those “evil white men” because you seem to like an Islamic one, where the sun doesn’t shine.

  • $3838536

    It’s time to send Soledad O’Brien over to Cairo for some on-the-ground reporting. This Mona person just can’t cut it, even though she also passes for black.

  • An American Veteran

    Those of us who live outside Big Cities like New York can take comfort in knowing, we have no idea who these people are nor do we care.

    • Randi Starr


  • CombatDiver

    Another feminist, how cute. She needs to stop tweeting and go make me a turkey pot pie.

  • rennyangel2

    The left is known for such elegant speech and exquisite turn of phrase: f—u. How marvelously erudite and stylistically profound.

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      “Stylistically profound” … love it!

      • rennyangel2

        The 60s clones think “f-u” makes them “authentic,” as if they come from “the streets,” of which they have never stepped upon once their acquired their power and their limos. Hilliary doubled the town car and limo garage at State (shouldn’t they get out and be green and walk?) while we pay a billion a year for limos and chauffeurs for “our employees.”

  • Belinda Henry

    who is this angry black woman?

  • stellatruman

    I only know who she is because of her vandalizing posters in NYC , otherwise who the heck is she, and why does she feel the need to use such profanity to express herself. It’s trashy and unladylike

  • jetch

    what’s with all her “he’s white” so therefore it does not matter nonsense? so is she not allowed to talk about what happens in the rest of the world because she’s uhhh brown??

    since when did the color of your skin determine what you can or cannot speak about? if she’s going to use that argument, she needs to know it works both ways.

    I am happy that the two guy who were the subject of her ire were leftists and were too effeminate to argue back.

    • ObamaFail

      It’s just another fine example of how truly racist the left is.

    • jebjr

      Her angry, bitter tone is typical leftist racism.

  • LegalizeShemp

    You forgot the rules: Liberals can say whatever they want about anybody they want, including stereotypical references to different groups, but the same privilege is not extended to people who disagree with liberals on public policy issues.

  • Buffalobob

    Drunk, on drugs or maybe just huffing her magic marker.

  • FaithColeridge33

    Be careful Mona. We’ve traced the tweet and it’s coming from inside the house.

    • keyboard jockey


  • Ben Bollman

    I’m with Mona, I wish she was in Cairo instead of New York too and I wish she would stay there.

    • yestradamous

      Why isn’t she in Cairo? Probably a bit gun-shy about crowds as the last time she delved into one there she got sexually assualted and both arms broken. Can’t blame her for that. Better to stay in NY all summer waiting for a hearing for two months where she can show cleavage and wear short skirts and know that she is free to do so, unlike in Cairo.
      The wild thing about her is she and Pam Geller should be on the same side on the women’s rights in Islam thing. Surely she understands that it was indeed savages that attacked her.
      She’s a confused woman.

      • Ben Bollman

        She is like any liberal, pays lip service to issues without participating.

  • John

    Who is this person (and why should I care?) Is she one of those who are “famous for being famous”?

  • Natural Law

    Racist and lacking any and all virtue

  • Dane Gunderson

    I guess Max Blumenthal is just too…. Jewish?

  • J.N. Ashby

    You think she’s upset?