Rising like a phoenix from the ashes of defeat, fifth-place presidential candidate Roseanne Barr took to Twitter to announce a new political cause. Surely, such a great mind would have big ideas moving forward, unencumbered by the constraints of leading the free world. Or not.

Replace “woman” with “female”? Do we really need to tell you what happened next?

https://twitter.com/catches_sars/status/266687917215326208

What are the other four? Then again, there is quite a menu to choose from.

https://twitter.com/catches_sars/status/266690880361082880

https://twitter.com/angeladammann/status/266704993753640960

Oh well, at least we’re glad that Roseanne is coping well with her loss. However, all of the male Twitchy staffers would like to gently remind Ms. Barr that our wives and girlfriends would beat us to a bloody pulp if we downgraded them from “women”” to  “females.” Just a thought.