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Gun grabbing stooge Shannon Watts sets her sights on Jay Leno


“Now you want to dictate how Americans make a living?”

Planned Parenthood congratulates Miss America Kira Kazantsev, former intern



‘This is why we can’t have nice things’: EPA employees told to stop pooping in hallways


“Your climate change authorities.”

‘Can’t wait for this one’! Dana Loesch reveals cover of upcoming book [pic]


“I wouldn’t mess with you.”

‘Truly stunned’: Eric Cantor getting clobbered in Virginia; Dave Brat shows early lead; Update: Brat takes it


‘Somebody has to pay the bills’: #YesAllConservativeWomen are speaking out big time


Who needs liberal feminism?

‘What a hero’: Americans love ‘class act’ Gary Sinise at the National Memorial Day Concert


“Thank you for everything you do for us military folks.”

Lucky us! Obama minion John Podesta pimps climate change all-nighter with Senate Dems

John Podesta

Oh, goody!

‘Snow job’! This HHS #GetCovered Obamacare tweet is unintentionally apropos [pics]


Sigh. Are even snow days not safe from Obamacare hawking? Sheesh! On the other hand, it does provide some giggles, albeit unintentionally. Because, speaking of snow … Obamacare and snow jobs: Perfect together! 18 inches of snow anticipated on Thursday in DC? Is this true? — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 11, 2014 @Gabby_Hoffman Given the […]

‘Where is the pink sneaker mafia?’ Wendy Davis now kinda backs 20-week abortion ban

pink flip flops

That’s a rhetorical question, of course. State Senator Wendy Davis, who got famous for literally standing for abortion, now seems to be walking those pretty pink sneakers of hers backwards: Wait, what? Wendy Davis now says she supports a 20 week abortion ban. — Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 12, 2014 Interesting. Per Davis, she […]

‘Gave us hope and changed the world’: Happy 103rd birthday, President Reagan! [pics, video]

Ronald Reagan

He may be gone, but he will never, ever be forgotten. Today, on what would have been President Reagan’s 103rd birthday, Americans are paying their respects to the Gipper: "Trust, but verify." — Happy Birthday, President Reagan! — Jessica Seale (@JessaNaomi) February 6, 2014 Happy Birthday to Ronald Reagan! It was an honor to meet […]

DOJ to seek death penalty against accused Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

AG Holder on seeking death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “The nature of the conduct at issue and the resultant harm compel this decision.” — Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) January 30, 2014 The #FreeJahar nutjobs may be upset (Editor’s note: They most definitely are), but few others will be shedding any tears. Is this the first thing […]

‘Didn’t work out so well!’ This Obama bumper sticker placement is hilarious [pic]


Sides? Aching!

‘Resistance is futile’: Weary citizens sum up #SOTUInThreeWords

obama emperor

King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words: #SOTUinthreewords Pen and Phone. — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 28, 2014 #SOTUinthreewords […]

‘Does she even LISTEN to herself?’ Wendy Davis has ‘obscene’ Twitter meltdown

Wendy Davis buckets

Lies, lies, lies.

Facebook page names Terry McAuliffe governor of ‘Virgina’


And so it shall be on Twitchy. We don’t even want to guess what a “Virgina” is, but it sounds like something Lena Dunham would hold a fundraiser for. On Governor of Virginia FB page, status update following McAuliffe inauguration misspells Virginia as "Virgina" — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 11, 2014 (h/t @Gabby_Hoffman)

‘Thank you, Founding Fathers’: On 240th anniversary, tweeters honor Boston Tea Party

Boston Tea Party

Absolutely lovely.

‘Every HR department’s worst nightmare’: Photo of Joe Biden getting his grope on causes a stir


Grope and change, baby!

‘You go, Ukraine!’ Ukrainians topple, smash statue of Vladimir Lenin in Kiev [pics]

Lenin Statue

Down goes the Lenin statue.

‘Lean out the door’: Potty-mouthed Martin Bashir resigns from MSNBC


Snort! Just a few weeks after his despicable comments about Sarah Palin, MSNBC’s Martin Bashir is taking his ball and going home. “Mr. Bashir, you’re fi” “I RESIGN!!” — Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) December 4, 2013 That’s probably not too far off from how it actually went: Called this in my head on Monday when "vacation" […]

Horrifying: Planned Parenthood toasts to 97 years of murdering the unborn [pic]

mother and baby

Truly revolting.

Ace shreds New Republic’s ‘manpologetics for authoritarianism’; Author addresses ‘haters’


Remember when Bill Maher first expressed his disappointment with President Obama? To deal with BP executives over the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Maher wanted a “real black president” who would lift up his shirt “so you can see the gun in his pants” — that would speed along negotiations. Today, on the first day of the […]

‘The last straw, Congress!’ Crisis: Will Panda Cam be a victim of the shutdown? [pics]


More pressing than the Panda Cam? What kind of world do we live in? Twitter is buzzing with the news of this latest oh-so-catastrophic crisis. this is where we draw the line .. RT @nbcwashington National Zoo's Panda Cam would go dark in event of a #shutdown — Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) September 30, 2013 […]

Feminist clown costume of the day: Birth control girl


There are no jokes left to make MT @Gabby_Hoffman: #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe supporter looks like — Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) September 25, 2013 Mamas, don’t let your daughters grow up to be walking contraceptive clowns. Please. Greetings from McLean, VA, the sight of the #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe […]