“Now you want to dictate how Americans make a living?”
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“Your climate change authorities.”
“I wouldn’t mess with you.”
‘Truly stunned’: Eric Cantor getting clobbered in Virginia; Dave Brat shows early lead; Update: Brat takes it
Who needs liberal feminism?
“Thank you for everything you do for us military folks.”
Sigh. Are even snow days not safe from Obamacare hawking? Sheesh! On the other hand, it does provide some giggles, albeit unintentionally. Because, speaking of snow … Obamacare and snow jobs: Perfect together! 18 inches of snow anticipated on Thursday in DC? Is this true? — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 11, 2014 @Gabby_Hoffman Given the […]
That’s a rhetorical question, of course. State Senator Wendy Davis, who got famous for literally standing for abortion, now seems to be walking those pretty pink sneakers of hers backwards: Wait, what? Wendy Davis now says she supports a 20 week abortion ban. http://t.co/GeO1fCShvs — Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 12, 2014 Interesting. Per Davis, she […]
He may be gone, but he will never, ever be forgotten. Today, on what would have been President Reagan’s 103rd birthday, Americans are paying their respects to the Gipper: "Trust, but verify." — Happy Birthday, President Reagan! — Jessica Seale (@JessaNaomi) February 6, 2014 Happy Birthday to Ronald Reagan! It was an honor to meet […]
AG Holder on seeking death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “The nature of the conduct at issue and the resultant harm compel this decision.” — Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) January 30, 2014 The #FreeJahar nutjobs may be upset (Editor’s note: They most definitely are), but few others will be shedding any tears. Is this the first thing […]
King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words: #SOTUinthreewords Pen and Phone. — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 28, 2014 #SOTUinthreewords […]
Lies, lies, lies.
And so it shall be on Twitchy. We don’t even want to guess what a “Virgina” is, but it sounds like something Lena Dunham would hold a fundraiser for. On Governor of Virginia FB page, status update following McAuliffe inauguration misspells Virginia as "Virgina" pic.twitter.com/q0TdFFVA6S — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 11, 2014 (h/t @Gabby_Hoffman)
Grope and change, baby!
Down goes the Lenin statue.
Snort! Just a few weeks after his despicable comments about Sarah Palin, MSNBC’s Martin Bashir is taking his ball and going home. “Mr. Bashir, you’re fi” “I RESIGN!!” — Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) December 4, 2013 That’s probably not too far off from how it actually went: Called this in my head on Monday when "vacation" […]
Remember when Bill Maher first expressed his disappointment with President Obama? To deal with BP executives over the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Maher wanted a “real black president” who would lift up his shirt “so you can see the gun in his pants” — that would speed along negotiations. Today, on the first day of the […]
More pressing than the Panda Cam? What kind of world do we live in? Twitter is buzzing with the news of this latest oh-so-catastrophic crisis. this is where we draw the line .. RT @nbcwashington National Zoo's Panda Cam would go dark in event of a #shutdown http://t.co/crXKV24CUF — Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) September 30, 2013 […]
There are no jokes left to make MT @Gabby_Hoffman: #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe supporter looks like pic.twitter.com/4lTplATPpq — Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) September 25, 2013 Mamas, don’t let your daughters grow up to be walking contraceptive clowns. Please. Greetings from McLean, VA, the sight of the #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe […]