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Careful what you ask for! Va. legislator might force anti-gun Gov. McAuliffe to lead by example

Gun-grabber backfire alert!

Feel the tolerance! Columnist ‘full of love’ for gun rights proponents after Lafayette shooting

Stay classy!

Don't look now Planned Parenthood, but #PPShoutYourStory has been hijacked with the monstrous truth [videos]

Here are our Planned Parenthood stories: Read them to see the truth about the monstrous organization.

'You can beat this'! Md. Gov. Larry Hogan battling 'aggressive' cancer; Prayers pour in

“Go @LarryHogan, go!”

Michelle Malkin's awesome new book taking on Pres. Obama's 'you didn't build that' nonsense publishes today!


Benjamin Netanyahu declares victory; 'Is it a violation of the Logan Act' to congratulate him?

Congratulations are pouring in from Israel and America.

50 shades of stupid: LA Times writer compares Koch brothers to Christian Grey

“Aaaand this would be the sign to call it a week.”

Hey, that's not Shannon Watts at the SHOT Show's Project ChildSafe booth

These women are anything but afraid of firearms.

'Get tissues': March for Life attendees in DC explain #WhyWeMarch [photos]

Meanwhile, law professor Barack Obama declares abortion a “core constitutional right.”

‘Third time is NOT the charm’: Romney reportedly mulling another POTUS run

“I like you, Mitt, but no.”

Gun grabbing stooge Shannon Watts sets her sights on Jay Leno

“Now you want to dictate how Americans make a living?”

Planned Parenthood congratulates Miss America Kira Kazantsev, former intern


‘This is why we can’t have nice things’: EPA employees told to stop pooping in hallways

“Your climate change authorities.”

‘Can’t wait for this one’! Dana Loesch reveals cover of upcoming book [pic]

“I wouldn’t mess with you.”

‘Truly stunned’: Eric Cantor getting clobbered in Virginia; Dave Brat shows early lead; Update: Brat takes it

‘Somebody has to pay the bills’: #YesAllConservativeWomen are speaking out big time

Who needs liberal feminism?

‘What a hero’: Americans love ‘class act’ Gary Sinise at the National Memorial Day Concert

“Thank you for everything you do for us military folks.”

Lucky us! Obama minion John Podesta pimps climate change all-nighter with Senate Dems

Oh, goody!

‘Snow job’! This HHS #GetCovered Obamacare tweet is unintentionally apropos [pics]

Sigh. Are even snow days not safe from Obamacare hawking? Sheesh! On the other hand, it does provide some giggles, albeit unintentionally. Because, speaking of snow … Obamacare and snow jobs: Perfect together! 18 inches of snow anticipated on Thursday in DC? Is this true? — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 11, 2014 @Gabby_Hoffman Given the […]

‘Where is the pink sneaker mafia?’ Wendy Davis now kinda backs 20-week abortion ban

That’s a rhetorical question, of course. State Senator Wendy Davis, who got famous for literally standing for abortion, now seems to be walking those pretty pink sneakers of hers backwards: Wait, what? Wendy Davis now says she supports a 20 week abortion ban. — Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 12, 2014 Interesting. Per Davis, she […]

'Gave us hope and changed the world': Happy 103rd birthday, President Reagan! [pics, video]

He may be gone, but he will never, ever be forgotten. Today, on what would have been President Reagan’s 103rd birthday, Americans are paying their respects to the Gipper: "Trust, but verify." — Happy Birthday, President Reagan! — Jessica Seale (@JessaNaomi) February 6, 2014 Happy Birthday to Ronald Reagan! It was an honor to meet […]

DOJ to seek death penalty against accused Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

AG Holder on seeking death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “The nature of the conduct at issue and the resultant harm compel this decision.” — Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) January 30, 2014 The #FreeJahar nutjobs may be upset (Editor’s note: They most definitely are), but few others will be shedding any tears. Is this the first thing […]

‘Didn’t work out so well!’ This Obama bumper sticker placement is hilarious [pic]

Sides? Aching!

‘Resistance is futile’: Weary citizens sum up #SOTUInThreeWords

King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words: #SOTUinthreewords Pen and Phone. — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 28, 2014 #SOTUinthreewords […]

‘Does she even LISTEN to herself?’ Wendy Davis has ‘obscene’ Twitter meltdown

Lies, lies, lies.

Facebook page names Terry McAuliffe governor of ‘Virgina’

And so it shall be on Twitchy. We don’t even want to guess what a “Virgina” is, but it sounds like something Lena Dunham would hold a fundraiser for. On Governor of Virginia FB page, status update following McAuliffe inauguration misspells Virginia as "Virgina" — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 11, 2014 (h/t @Gabby_Hoffman)

‘Thank you, Founding Fathers’: On 240th anniversary, tweeters honor Boston Tea Party

Absolutely lovely.

‘Every HR department’s worst nightmare’: Photo of Joe Biden getting his grope on causes a stir

Grope and change, baby!

‘You go, Ukraine!’ Ukrainians topple, smash statue of Vladimir Lenin in Kiev [pics]

Down goes the Lenin statue.

‘Lean out the door’: Potty-mouthed Martin Bashir resigns from MSNBC

Snort! Just a few weeks after his despicable comments about Sarah Palin, MSNBC’s Martin Bashir is taking his ball and going home. “Mr. Bashir, you’re fi” “I RESIGN!!” — Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) December 4, 2013 That’s probably not too far off from how it actually went: Called this in my head on Monday when "vacation" […]

Horrifying: Planned Parenthood toasts to 97 years of murdering the unborn [pic]

Truly revolting.

Ace shreds New Republic’s ‘manpologetics for authoritarianism’; Author addresses ‘haters’

Remember when Bill Maher first expressed his disappointment with President Obama? To deal with BP executives over the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Maher wanted a “real black president” who would lift up his shirt “so you can see the gun in his pants” — that would speed along negotiations. Today, on the first day of the […]

‘The last straw, Congress!’ Crisis: Will Panda Cam be a victim of the shutdown? [pics]

More pressing than the Panda Cam? What kind of world do we live in? Twitter is buzzing with the news of this latest oh-so-catastrophic crisis. this is where we draw the line .. RT @nbcwashington National Zoo's Panda Cam would go dark in event of a #shutdown — Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) September 30, 2013 […]

Feminist clown costume of the day: Birth control girl

There are no jokes left to make MT @Gabby_Hoffman: #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe supporter looks like — Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) September 25, 2013 Mamas, don’t let your daughters grow up to be walking contraceptive clowns. Please. Greetings from McLean, VA, the sight of the #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe […]

Rep. Nancy Pelosi praises California for passing skimpy yet historic minimum wage hike

Fast food workers went on strike at least twice this summer to demand higher wages. A group called Fast Food Forward organized a walkout in July in seven cities, and another strike on August 29 made national headlines as workers demanded a minimum wage of $15 an hour. California took a step toward making that dream […]

A Women’s Equality Day reminder: Conservative #WomenVote too

On this date in 1920, the 19th Amendment was ratified, giving liberal Democrat women the right to vote. One little-known fact lost over the years, though, is that conservative women also won the right to vote that same day, and despite reports to the contrary, these women still exist today — and they vote. Isn’t […]

Justice: Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan found guilty on all charges

Justice has been served. BREAKING: Army psychiatrist convicted of murder for Fort Hood shooting, now eligible for death penalty. -SS — The Associated Press (@AP) August 23, 2013 BREAKING: Nidal Hasan GUILTY on all counts – including13 counts of premeditated murder per @CaseyStegall — Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) August 23, 2013 A military jury has convicted […]

‘Self-congratulatory sanctimony?’ Slate draws mockery for calling the Redskins the Washington [redacted]

Perfect. There was much contorting at the Slate offices today as staffers patted themselves on the back for deciding the publication would no longer refer to the Washington Redskins by the team’s name. Oh, and neither should you. We're not going to call Washington's NFL team the Redskins anymore & we don't think anyone else […]

Happy birthday, Milton Friedman! Free market warriors remember their hero

The late Dr. Friedman would have been 101 years old today, and free marketeers are paying their respects: Today is Milton Friedman's 101st birthday. He devoted his last years almost wholly to the cause of school vouchers. #Milton101 @edchoice — Daniel Hannan (@DanHannanMEP) July 30, 2013 Happy Birthday! — Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) July 31, […]

#Dontfundit: ‘What are we willing to fight on?’; Cruz continues the fight to defund Obamacare

And fight he is. Sen. Cruz continues to take the fight to defund Obamacare to Twitter. Under no circumstances will I support a continuing resolution that funds even one penny of Obamacare #DefundObaamcare — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) July 30, 2013 If we don't #DefundObamacare now, in all likelihood, we never will. In modern times, […]

It’s a boy! Twitterverse welcomes the Royal Baby to the world

The worldwide wait is over! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are officially the proud parents of a baby boy. ITS A BOY!!! born at 4:24 — Royalist (@royalist) July 22, 2013 CNN reporter at hospital on the size of royal baby boy: "That's a very healthy size, indeed!" — James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) July 22, […]

Brilliant: James O’Keefe breaks through in interview with Rush Limbaugh [video]


Pork-packed Farm bill falls dead in House, 195-234

The $940 Federal Agriculture Reform and Risk Management Act of 2013, otherwise known as the Farm Bill, has been defeated in the House of Representatives. Nearly 80 percent of the spending in the pork-laden monstrosity was set to be allocated for food stamps. Fiscal conservatives are grateful that, for a change, common sense has prevailed: […]

‘Audit this!’: Tea Partyers take to the Capitol for #AuditTheIRS rally [pics, Vine]

IRS officials may have thought they could silence the Tea Party by singling out conservative groups for undue scrutiny, but if anything, they’ve only caused our voices to grow stronger. Tea Party activists from across the country are gathering today at the U.S. Capitol and watching the live stream to demand accountability from the IRS […]

Zinger of the day! Sen. Cruz blasts Obama with one ‘blogger-grade sarcasm’ question


Senate moves forward on Gang of 8’s amnesty proposal; Conservatives slam Rubio

CBS News’ Mark Knoller has some good advice for those planning to read the 1,992-page immigration reform bill that moved forward in the Senate today by a vote of 84-15; you can skip straight ahead to page 845 and not miss anything. That must be where all the stuff about making border security the top […]

Sheriff Lindsey Graham prepared to track NSA leaker to ends of the earth

I hope we follow Mr. Snowden to the ends of the earth to bring him to justice. — Lindsey Graham (@GrahamBlog) June 10, 2013 Sen. Lindsey Graham had some tough words — really tough, actually — for confessed NSA leaker Edward Snowden, vowing to track 29-year-old Edward Snowden “to the ends of the earth” in […]

Ugh: Sen. Graham hearts anti-Israel Samantha Power, calls her ‘solid choice’ for UN

@GrahamBlog You have said some crazy things Senator, but this takes the cake. — Fred Newton (@fgnewton) June 7, 2013 We’ve been racking our brains for a while now trying to explain Lindsey Graham’s latest proclamation, but the best we can come up with is that he’s completely lost it. See for yourselves: Samantha Power […]