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‘This is why we can’t have nice things': EPA employees told to stop pooping in hallways


“Your climate change authorities.”

‘Can’t wait for this one’! Dana Loesch reveals cover of upcoming book [pic]


“I wouldn’t mess with you.”

‘Truly stunned': Eric Cantor getting clobbered in Virginia; Dave Brat shows early lead; Update: Brat takes it


‘Somebody has to pay the bills': #YesAllConservativeWomen are speaking out big time


Who needs liberal feminism?

‘What a hero': Americans love ‘class act’ Gary Sinise at the National Memorial Day Concert


“Thank you for everything you do for us military folks.”

Lucky us! Obama minion John Podesta pimps climate change all-nighter with Senate Dems

John Podesta

Oh, goody!

‘Snow job’! This HHS #GetCovered Obamacare tweet is unintentionally apropos [pics]


Sigh. Are even snow days not safe from Obamacare hawking? Sheesh! On the other hand, it does provide some giggles, albeit unintentionally. Because, speaking of snow … Obamacare and snow jobs: Perfect together! 18 inches of snow anticipated on Thursday in DC? Is this true?— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 11, 2014 @Gabby_Hoffman Given the snow […]

‘Where is the pink sneaker mafia?’ Wendy Davis now kinda backs 20-week abortion ban

pink flip flops

That’s a rhetorical question, of course. State Senator Wendy Davis, who got famous for literally standing for abortion, now seems to be walking those pretty pink sneakers of hers backwards: Wait, what? Wendy Davis now says she supports a 20 week abortion ban.…— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 12, 2014 Interesting. Per Davis, she only […]

‘Gave us hope and changed the world': Happy 103rd birthday, President Reagan! [pics, video]

Ronald Reagan

He may be gone, but he will never, ever be forgotten. Today, on what would have been President Reagan’s 103rd birthday, Americans are paying their respects to the Gipper: "Trust, but verify." — Happy Birthday, President Reagan!— Jessica Seale (@JessaNaomi) February 06, 2014 Happy Birthday to Ronald Reagan! It was an honor to meet one […]

DOJ to seek death penalty against accused Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

AG Holder on seeking death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “The nature of the conduct at issue and the resultant harm compel this decision.”— Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) January 30, 2014 The #FreeJahar nutjobs may be upset (Editor’s note: They most definitely are), but few others will be shedding any tears. Is this the first thing the […]

‘Didn’t work out so well!’ This Obama bumper sticker placement is hilarious [pic]


Sides? Aching!

‘Resistance is futile': Weary citizens sum up #SOTUInThreeWords

obama emperor

King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words: #SOTUinthreewords Pen and Phone.— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 28, 2014 #SOTUinthreewords Screw […]

‘Does she even LISTEN to herself?’ Wendy Davis has ‘obscene’ Twitter meltdown

Wendy Davis buckets

Lies, lies, lies.

Facebook page names Terry McAuliffe governor of ‘Virgina’


And so it shall be on Twitchy. We don’t even want to guess what a “Virgina” is, but it sounds like something Lena Dunham would hold a fundraiser for. On Governor of Virginia FB page, status update following McAuliffe inauguration misspells Virginia as "Virgina"— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 11, 2014 (h/t @Gabby_Hoffman)

‘Thank you, Founding Fathers': On 240th anniversary, tweeters honor Boston Tea Party

Boston Tea Party

Absolutely lovely.

‘Every HR department’s worst nightmare': Photo of Joe Biden getting his grope on causes a stir


Grope and change, baby!