“Now you want to dictate how Americans make a living?”
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“Your climate change authorities.”
“I wouldn’t mess with you.”
‘Truly stunned': Eric Cantor getting clobbered in Virginia; Dave Brat shows early lead; Update: Brat takes it
Who needs liberal feminism?
“Thank you for everything you do for us military folks.”
Sigh. Are even snow days not safe from Obamacare hawking? Sheesh! On the other hand, it does provide some giggles, albeit unintentionally. Because, speaking of snow … Obamacare and snow jobs: Perfect together! 18 inches of snow anticipated on Thursday in DC? Is this true? — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 11, 2014 @Gabby_Hoffman Given the […]
That’s a rhetorical question, of course. State Senator Wendy Davis, who got famous for literally standing for abortion, now seems to be walking those pretty pink sneakers of hers backwards: Wait, what? Wendy Davis now says she supports a 20 week abortion ban. http://t.co/GeO1fCShvs — Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 12, 2014 Interesting. Per Davis, she […]
He may be gone, but he will never, ever be forgotten. Today, on what would have been President Reagan’s 103rd birthday, Americans are paying their respects to the Gipper: "Trust, but verify." — Happy Birthday, President Reagan! — Jessica Seale (@JessaNaomi) February 6, 2014 Happy Birthday to Ronald Reagan! It was an honor to meet […]
AG Holder on seeking death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “The nature of the conduct at issue and the resultant harm compel this decision.” — Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) January 30, 2014 The #FreeJahar nutjobs may be upset (Editor’s note: They most definitely are), but few others will be shedding any tears. Is this the first thing […]
King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words: #SOTUinthreewords Pen and Phone. — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 28, 2014 #SOTUinthreewords […]
Lies, lies, lies.
And so it shall be on Twitchy. We don’t even want to guess what a “Virgina” is, but it sounds like something Lena Dunham would hold a fundraiser for. On Governor of Virginia FB page, status update following McAuliffe inauguration misspells Virginia as "Virgina" pic.twitter.com/q0TdFFVA6S — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 11, 2014 (h/t @Gabby_Hoffman)
Grope and change, baby!
Down goes the Lenin statue.
Snort! Just a few weeks after his despicable comments about Sarah Palin, MSNBC’s Martin Bashir is taking his ball and going home. “Mr. Bashir, you’re fi” “I RESIGN!!” — Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) December 4, 2013 That’s probably not too far off from how it actually went: Called this in my head on Monday when "vacation" […]
Remember when Bill Maher first expressed his disappointment with President Obama? To deal with BP executives over the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Maher wanted a “real black president” who would lift up his shirt “so you can see the gun in his pants” — that would speed along negotiations. Today, on the first day of the […]
More pressing than the Panda Cam? What kind of world do we live in? Twitter is buzzing with the news of this latest oh-so-catastrophic crisis. this is where we draw the line .. RT @nbcwashington National Zoo's Panda Cam would go dark in event of a #shutdown http://t.co/crXKV24CUF — Ed Henry (@edhenryTV) September 30, 2013 […]
There are no jokes left to make MT @Gabby_Hoffman: #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe supporter looks like pic.twitter.com/4lTplATPpq — Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) September 25, 2013 Mamas, don’t let your daughters grow up to be walking contraceptive clowns. Please. Greetings from McLean, VA, the sight of the #vagov debate. This is what a @TerryMcAuliffe […]
Fast food workers went on strike at least twice this summer to demand higher wages. A group called Fast Food Forward organized a walkout in July in seven cities, and another strike on August 29 made national headlines as workers demanded a minimum wage of $15 an hour. California took a step toward making that dream […]
On this date in 1920, the 19th Amendment was ratified, giving liberal Democrat women the right to vote. One little-known fact lost over the years, though, is that conservative women also won the right to vote that same day, and despite reports to the contrary, these women still exist today — and they vote. Isn’t […]
Justice has been served. BREAKING: Army psychiatrist convicted of murder for Fort Hood shooting, now eligible for death penalty. -SS — The Associated Press (@AP) August 23, 2013 BREAKING: Nidal Hasan GUILTY on all counts – including13 counts of premeditated murder per @CaseyStegall — Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) August 23, 2013 A military jury has convicted […]
‘Self-congratulatory sanctimony?’ Slate draws mockery for calling the Redskins the Washington [redacted]
Perfect. There was much contorting at the Slate offices today as staffers patted themselves on the back for deciding the publication would no longer refer to the Washington Redskins by the team’s name. Oh, and neither should you. We're not going to call Washington's NFL team the Redskins anymore & we don't think anyone else […]
The late Dr. Friedman would have been 101 years old today, and free marketeers are paying their respects: Today is Milton Friedman's 101st birthday. He devoted his last years almost wholly to the cause of school vouchers. #Milton101 @edchoice — Daniel Hannan (@DanHannanMEP) July 30, 2013 Happy Birthday! pic.twitter.com/3ZocdGhOVb — Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) July 31, […]
And fight he is. Sen. Cruz continues to take the fight to defund Obamacare to Twitter. Under no circumstances will I support a continuing resolution that funds even one penny of Obamacare #DefundObaamcare — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) July 30, 2013 If we don't #DefundObamacare now, in all likelihood, we never will. In modern times, […]
The worldwide wait is over! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are officially the proud parents of a baby boy. ITS A BOY!!! born at 4:24 — Royalist (@royalist) July 22, 2013 CNN reporter at hospital on the size of royal baby boy: "That's a very healthy size, indeed!" — James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) July 22, […]
The $940 Federal Agriculture Reform and Risk Management Act of 2013, otherwise known as the Farm Bill, has been defeated in the House of Representatives. Nearly 80 percent of the spending in the pork-laden monstrosity was set to be allocated for food stamps. Fiscal conservatives are grateful that, for a change, common sense has prevailed: […]
IRS officials may have thought they could silence the Tea Party by singling out conservative groups for undue scrutiny, but if anything, they’ve only caused our voices to grow stronger. Tea Party activists from across the country are gathering today at the U.S. Capitol and watching the live stream to demand accountability from the IRS […]
CBS News’ Mark Knoller has some good advice for those planning to read the 1,992-page immigration reform bill that moved forward in the Senate today by a vote of 84-15; you can skip straight ahead to page 845 and not miss anything. That must be where all the stuff about making border security the top […]
I hope we follow Mr. Snowden to the ends of the earth to bring him to justice. — Lindsey Graham (@GrahamBlog) June 10, 2013 Sen. Lindsey Graham had some tough words — really tough, actually — for confessed NSA leaker Edward Snowden, vowing to track 29-year-old Edward Snowden “to the ends of the earth” in […]
@GrahamBlog You have said some crazy things Senator, but this takes the cake. — Fred Newton (@fgnewton) June 7, 2013 We’ve been racking our brains for a while now trying to explain Lindsey Graham’s latest proclamation, but the best we can come up with is that he’s completely lost it. See for yourselves: Samantha Power […]
Ugh. He went there.
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’s name was made for hashtag games. And conservatives were more than happy to help him out by countering the lame #YouCruzYouLose with #CruzToVictory.
The #IRS lied, and some conservative groups died #tcot — Matt Vespa (@mVespa1) May 17, 2013 We’ve heard plenty of firsthand reports of IRS intimidation from conservatives trying to launch nonprofit groups, but the growing IRS scandal doesn’t stop with bullying the new kids on the block. The Leadership Institue, which was founded by Morton […]
Obamacare is a ginormous mess, but it can actually be summed up quite easily. This afternoon, Rep. Darrell Issa asked citizens to do just that, and they were more than willing to answer the call: #ObamaCareInThreeWords –> Can’t Fund Itself. — Darrell Issa (@DarrellIssa) May 16, 2013 Sucks for you. #ObamaCareInThreeWords — Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) […]
May this monster rot.
Boom! Gregory Hicks: YouTube video was a ‘non-event in Libya'; Scapegoated filmmaker still in prison
And with that, came more devastating testimony out of the Benghazi hearing today. As Twitchy reported, Eric Nordstrom choked back tears during his opening statement when he said, “It matters.” Another Benghazi whistleblower, Gregory Hicks, then testified that he briefed Hillary Clinton that night. Yet the former Secretary of State continued to blame the crappy YouTube […]
Is Clinton likely to pull a Weiner? That depends on what the meaning of “is” is.
Mock like the wind.
Until early this morning, it had been a while since Chechnya dominated the news cycle. But since we’ve learned that the Boston bombing suspects are Chechen brothers, things have changed. Sort of: Sigh. RT @emzanotti: LOLWUT? RT : @dzuunmod NBC anchor: “…a lot of us are hearing the word ‘Chechnya’ for the first time…” really? […]