Someone at the Labor Department thought #NationalPizzaDay would be a great time to argue for an increase in the national minimum wage.
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“The 2020 Democratic presidential nominee has spoken.”
“In the words of @POTUS: ‘he’s a jackass.'”
Journalists certainly seem to get a kick out of Vermin Supreme, whose promise of free ponies pales next to Bernie Sanders’ pledge of free college.
According to Texas State students, the same woman previously performed a similar “female objectification” stunt minus the waffle fries.
“Sounds like one of the sharper @MSNBC viewers.”
“Coming soon: the Twitter Junior Antisex League.”
Don’t blame Ted Cruz this time.
Release the transcripts!
The Big Dog is “frail”?
Who knew solving 43-13 was so complicated?
‘YOU LIE!’ vindicated? New Senate report reveals illegal immigrants DID get millions in Obamacare subsidies
Rep. Joe Wilson’s “YOU LIE!” vindicated?
Bernie bros hardest hit: Supermodel Emily Ratajkowski is not supporting @BernieSanders ‘for the boys’
Supermodels for Socialist Sanders!
“Sample size insanely tiny.”
When you have Ted Nugent feeding insults to Donald Trump, you know you have a special kind of presidential campaign on your hands.
We’re not certain what’s stopping Bill Clinton from saying whatever he’d like to about Hillary, unless it invokes memories of some sort of thrown object.
The alleged hackers reportedly tweeted that they’d keep hacking into government systems until the US cut ties with Israel.
Marco Rubio assured his female supporters that, despite Madeline Albright’s claims, they didn’t have to choose between Hillary and Hell.
Viewers who expected fireworks between Chris Matthews and Donald Trump were treated to ‘a love affair’ instead.
“Pro tip, Chris: You’re NOT pro-life. Hope this helps!”
Just last week, Clinton declared at the debate that she was involved in an FBI-requested security review hyped up by “retroactive classifications.”
“Let’s not be so hasty to dismiss this socialism thing.”
“Least reassuring tweet ever.”
The president of the Motion Picture Academy confessed to nominees at a luncheon that there is an “elephant in the room,” but she has asked it to leave.
“The new moral compass in politics.”
Subtweeting we can believe in.
What the hell, Ted.
Will he ‘thank them personally’? Bill Clinton’s ‘grateful for all the millennial young’ Hillary voters
“What’s Mitch McConnell doing there?”
“Wrong primary, Jeb.”
“From the Department of Not Helpful …”
Panthers QB Cam Newton cut short his post Super Bowl presser, and Rob Lowe’s comments have caused a stir.
Coming from Bill Clinton, this is something else.
And “admitting that Obama’s a total failure” on top of the rest.
“Woo, people got pissed we tweeted about #SuperBowlBabies!”
“Here we go with political correct bs.”
“You people really are monsters.”
‘White America gone too far’: Ad featuring Jeff Goldblum singing the theme from ‘The Jeffersons’ falls flat #SB50
“Illegal cultural appropriation by Jeff Goldblum.”
“It’s not a baby it’s a clump of ce– , no it’s a baby.”
“Yo, I don’t want to fly airlines that believe in fictional places.”
That “little vegetable tray that nobody touches.”
“…liar liar liar liar and you wonder why people hate media.”
“Made me change the channel.”
‘So bad at this’: Hillary’s defense of not releasing speech transcripts is predictable and ‘terrible’
“Teenagers act like this.”
‘Typical’: John Harwood sends out Cruz quote without full context; Updates with full quote after backlash
Harwood gonna Harwood.