wouldn't it be wonderful if Bush's parachute didn't open; be one of the greatest starts of the summer in history! Hoping for some magic!— the based deity (@nostromosil) June 12, 2014
Former President George H.W. Bush went skydiving today to celebrate his 90th birthday.
Naturally, some could be counted on to hope something would go wrong:
Fuck George Bush Sr. Bday. Hope he dies jumping out that plane. Corrupt bastard
— Brenden LaRosa (@PrettyWhiteMan) June 12, 2014
— simon_tucker (@simontucker1979) June 12, 2014
— Terpsikhore (@Jazism_) June 12, 2014
— Tarikh Beyene (@ri_kh) June 12, 2014
— deb (@nvrqt) June 12, 2014
— Ahmad Zaghal (@ahmadmzaghal) June 12, 2014
90yr old bush face planted while sky jumping on his birthday, only if the parachute didn't open,we all have dreams….
— Solo (@SOLO_5000) June 12, 2014
Fuck George H W Bush I hope his chute doesn't open
— Restless Native (@DJVanEvery) June 12, 2014
Hope his chute gets stuck RT @DMVFollowers: Former President George H.W. Bush turns 90 today. Hes celebrating by jumping out of a helicopter
— Louisa (@__MissLA) June 12, 2014
Hope this nigga die "Former President George H.W. Bush will make a tandem parachute jump today for his 90th birthday, spokesman says."
— الاستاذ يوسف (@Youseepooo) June 12, 2014
This is 1 parachute that does not need to open.. Karma!!! http://t.co/rvNMlPW4Jy
— The Buddha (@TheBhuddaTweets) June 12, 2014
— Jim Harvie (@harviej) June 12, 2014
— Chris Fabre (@ChrisFabre) June 12, 2014
— Mildly Serious (@mildlyserious) June 12, 2014
when is the patriarch of the bush family just gonna die already like
— maddie (@vespertine_) June 12, 2014
Let's just hope your parachute doesn't open George H.W. Bush, one less freemason on this planet. You're all useless anyway
— LuCkY ChArMs (@jbenny1277748) June 12, 2014
Lob him out without a 'chute……. http://t.co/jCIjwOZX73
— Clyde Built (@Nemomeimpunela) June 12, 2014
So ole HW #Bush is jumping out of a plane for his 90 bday.If there is a god his chute won't open and he'll land on G.W.
— MrRogers..NO REALLY! (@NePtUnE_Spear) June 12, 2014
Stay classy, Bush haters!