‘I was born a poor, black First Lady': Hillary is down with ‘the struggle’ [video]

OK, kids. Grab your hankies, because this may be the saddest thing you’ve ever heard:

Oh, the humanity!

It’s real, all right:

Poor Hillary … literally!

She and Bill were hurtin’, y’all.

No kidding.

They had to make sacrifices:

It’s all very sad.

Hasn’t Hillary suffered enough? Isn’t there something we can do to help her?

Or, we could just elect them president and give them a White House to live in. In Hillary’s case, with the proper resources and lots and lots of rooms, we’re sure she’ll manage to get back on her feet — and help all Americans in the process.

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