THIS ! RT @ThePantau: Guys, Jay Carney owns at least three different copies of "War and Peace."—
Marc T Grove (@mtgrove) April 11, 2014
The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:
"Gee, I wonder how glamorous DC politico-media power couples balance their hectic lives." – no taxpayer, anywhere, ever—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 11, 2014
Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:
And this one:
Ooo! And this:
Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?
Wow. There's even more I missed. Updating.—
RB (@RBPundit) April 11, 2014
That’s right. It gets better:
Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!
"No problem at all Mr. Carney. We can just photoshop the 5 books you own to fill these shelves and make you appear literate."—
Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) April 11, 2014
But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:
Glorious. Just glorious.
You never know when you might need a stray pinky:
who doesn't have an extra child's finger laying around?—
David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) April 11, 2014
Might as well make your kids useful, right?