Healthcare.gov is so much like Apple that Obama brought in Microsoft to fix it.—
S.M (@redsteeze) December 17, 2013
We’re movin’ on up!
Today, we got the sad news that Obamacare “repair czar” Jeffrey Zients is on his way out. And he was doing such a great job, too! But there’s a light at the end of this tunnel, America, for you see, the Obama administration has reportedly appointed a worthy successor: Kurt DelBene — a Microsoft exec.
All together now: What could go wrong?
Obama admin announcing a Microsoft exec will take over the overhaul of healthcare dot gov — because Windows has always worked flawlessly.—
Jessica Seale (@JessaNaomi) December 17, 2013
Here's to hoping the guy from Microsoft will be as successful fixing ObamaCare as he has been adjusting to a mobile device centered market.—
Alexander Khanukov (@akhanukov) December 17, 2013
If Kurt DelBene had anything to do with the current state of Microsoft software design Obamacare website will be even worse than b4—
Ari David (@AriDavidUSA) December 17, 2013
Microsoft exec running obamacare?? DLL Not Found!—
Chris K (@d0gmah) December 17, 2013
New head of healthcare.gov is from Microsoft.
First new feature? "Blue Screen Of Death Panel"—
(@DrewMTips) December 17, 2013
Good question. Let’s take a look:
And that, ladies and gents, is what we call a win.