‘Blue Screen of Death Panel’: What to expect now that Microsoft exec will run O-care site [Photoshop]

We’re movin’ on up!

Today, we got the sad news that Obamacare “repair czar” Jeffrey Zients is on his way out. And he was doing such a great job, too! But there’s a light at the end of this tunnel, America, for you see, the Obama administration has reportedly appointed a worthy successor: Kurt DelBene — a Microsoft exec.

All together now: What could go wrong?


Good question. Let’s take a look:

And that, ladies and gents, is what we call a win.


Roger that.