Wishing all my American followers a very Happy Thanksgiving. I remain very thankful that I wasn't deported.—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 28, 2013
Why would Morgan be thankful for not being sent to the country that already has most of the gun laws he’s calling for in the U.S. and being delivered from America and all its “heartless gun nut bastards”?
We can’t figure you out, Piers.