For anyone wondering what kind of person would see fit to get behind the oh-so-delightful “Ho-surance” ad campaign, the mystery’s been solved. And shockah! It’s a dude:
Bigger shockah? It’s this dude:
Meet Alan Franklin, ProgressNow Colorado’s political director and bona fide super-stud:
Ooo … wonder what he’s thinking about right at that moment. Probably his world getting rocked:
He speaks Spanish? Muy caliente! And he totally understands women.
Check out the ladies’ man in action:
Charming bastard, isn’t he?
Congratulations, Alan. You’re the man!
Franklin can try all he wants to make Republicans the bad guys here:
But it won’t work.
Bingo. This calls for a boom-worthy exit question:
Annnnd a win:
Editor’s note: Included in an update to this post were references to a tweet by Planned Parenthood Votes Colorado. The post initially stated that PPVC was unaware that a pro-Obamacare group was behind the campaign. PPVC tweeted a clarification, and this post has been amended accordingly. For more information, please click here.