Douchetastic: Politico’s Roger Simon says America would be ‘saved’ if Cruz, Boehner drowned

As Twitchy reported, Politico’s Roger Simon breathlessly whined about how the Million Vets March brought “racism out of the closet.” Guess he wasn’t quite finished being a colossal jackass just yet:

Good. Lord. The headline is moronic enough, but wait til you get to the article itself.

Wait … he didn’t really say that, did he?

Of course he did:

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This must be some of that “new tone” we’ve heard so much about.

He’s a “real journalist”!

We know we’ve played the “what if a conservative had said it?” game before, but seriously. Can you imagine?

But Simon’s got a free pass:

Because joking about conservatives dying is totes hilarious, you guys.

Yep. Hilarious.