America to Miley Cyrus: Seriously, what is wrong with your tongue?

Earlier today, as Twitchy noted, Miley Cyrus made another cringe-inducing splash with her latest cover shoot for Rolling Stone. Americans of all backgrounds want to know: What the heck is wrong with her tongue? For real.

Is Miley’s condition covered under Obamacare? And is the state of collective nausea she’s inducing in the rest of us covered as well? Because oy.



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