'Tweet is pure gold!' #TalkLikeAPirateDay? Rep. Stockman reveals how WH can help

Oh, man. Rep. Stockman does it again! He also offered up some pirate talk of his own:

He’s aces. Twitter users agree and were gasping for breath at his Pirate Day White House slam.

Aye, and no treasure map needed to find that gold, matey!

Fetch the man some grog, wench!

Yep. Why should today be different from any other day? Rep. Stockman plus Twitter equals gold. Every time.

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  • ObamaFail

    They may not talk like Pirates, but nobody plunders money from hard working Americans to give to those who refuse to work like a Democrat does.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty…

    OGovt Be Captain Hook.

  • The Penguin (Happy Hanukkah)

    And Congress has an eyepatch on both eyes.

  • therealguyfaux

    Avast ye, landlubber! Ye’ll have me flintlock pistol and me chest full o’ treasure over me dead body! And the parrot agrees!
    Me cutlass is mighty thirsty fer the blood of scurvy rats wot took the King’s shilling! Now weigh anchor and shove off afore I shiver yer timbers!

  • MNWoman

    If I knew nothing else about Steve Stockman, the fact that he took Ted Nugent to the State of the Union speech would make me think he was awesome.

    His tweets just further solidify his awesomeness.

  • Magnifico

    I could see Obama on a Somali pirate ship.

  • seemorejustice

    Pirate Day huh!

    TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK… No it isn’t the Crocodile in Peter Pan. Although this Administration seems to live in a fantasy. No that is the dooms day clock for when the weight of the National Debt crushes this once great nation down to the level of a country that can’t pay its bills, like Greece!

  • Marvin Nelson

    Aaaarrrrrr! Stockman be wearin’ their guts for garters! Shiver me timbers!!

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    Captain Jack A. Bluebeard of the HMS Bountyless, cat o’ nine tails in hand: “Every last one o’ ye will walk off that plank and ye will thank me fer it aft’ward, ye ungrateful swabbies.”

    “Mutiny!”

  • stuckinIL4now

    Yeah, it’s not just today and it’s not just the WretchedHive. Seems they’ve pulled out all the stops in stark raving mad libturdland. None of them, slimestreamers included, seem to care anymore how outrageous they sound or that what they say is nothin’ but crazy, demented, batty, berserk, bonkers, moronic, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, dippy-daffy, deranged, flaky, kooky, psycho, goofy, screwball, ludicrous, half-baked, senseless and twisted lies.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    I wonder if Rep. Stockman has any plans for 2016. If not, I’d sure like that to change. He needs to putting this comedy and fighting spirit use in the national spotlight.

  • Billie Slash

    Harry Reid = The (F)Lying Dutchman

  • Lord Foggybottom

    “He’s aces. Twitter users agree and were gasping for breath at his Pirate Day White House slam.”

    You guys at Twitchy are always gasping for breath. Maybe you should get that looked at, it sounds serious.

  • 0bamasnought

    Talk like a pirate?
    Hell, I have my own cannon and cutlass.

  • Jeremy

    Arrrr!!! Reid be needing to be thrown in the brig and key be thrown away Arrrr!!!