Sarah Palin reclaims lame 'see Russia from my house' line with brutal caption

Our thanks also to Aunt Billie’s friend in Texas for the great caption. That “Saturday Night Live” skit (like most “Saturday Night Live” skits) had long passed its freshness date. Time for some topical humor from today’s headlines.

Classic.

  • http://WestValleyGreenHomes.com/ Eric Johnson

    Ouch! That is so spot on! LOL!!!

  • http://traveloguefortheuniverse.blogspot.com/ Mary Gerdt

    Too funny!

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    Epic

    • https://www.facebook.com/trish.deneen TrishD

      Epic username actually.

    • idiotmitten

      Actually looks like a fivehead.

      • FXPhillips

        All that room for a brain yet so little of it used.

        Perhaps he can store his yacht there for the winter.

        • Jimbo

          Encephalitis.

  • Kathleen

    HA! A+!

  • Marvin Nelson

    That’s gonna leave a mark!!

  • MarcusFenix

    Skadoosh!

  • marion vega

    the bitch slap heard around the world

    • LouAnnWatson

      reagan played gorbachev like a fiddle, and putin pounds obama like a drum

      • beachbum68

        I’d say he pounds Obama like an ass.

        • Russ Ramey

          Now that was a down low thing to say…

    • Michele Archer

      Wow, marion…you’re stupid.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty…

    Earlier today, we gave Pat Sajak The Diamond Jeweled Crown, for the Week!

    Governor Palin we Crown you with “100 7 Carat Diamond Jeweled Tiara” for the Year!
    We are still laughin’!!!!!!
    Thank you Governor!

  • Aitch748

    “I can see Putin’s shoe print on Obama’s behind from my house.”

    I’m so considering making that my slogan for at least the next three months.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      I was thinking-lips print.

      • disqus_hWxH4td6BT

        Love it!

      • Robert Hoff

        …no, that would be the Half-Breed’s lip prints on PUTIN’s ‘behind’ (I would use ‘ass’ but Governor Palin used a more ‘ladylike’ word so I will too)…

        • KatieAnnieOakley

          Wait – then, using your line of logic and reasoning – aren’t the Palin kids “half-breeds”, as you call them? Half part-native Alaskan and half of Glen Rice’s former one-night-stand?

          Again, simply following your line of logic to its reasonable conclusion.

          • Larenzo1

            There is no bigger fan of Governor Palin but the comment by Robert Hoff does not represent decent conservatives. Having said that hope you were just trying to make a point.

          • KatieAnnieOakley

            That is *exactly* the point I was trying to make.

            I happen to be married to a decent conservative.

          • linnilu

            “Glen Rice’s former one-night-stand”? It’s too bad your spouse isn’t married to a decent liberal.

          • KatieAnnieOakley

            He thinks Palin is a fool, and is leading the charge to split / destroy the GOP, so – he’s cool with my blogging.

          • Jimbo

            The half-breed is Obama. Palin was born in Idaho. Logic seems to elude you. Never heard of Glen Rice, but if he had a one night stand, it must have been with Gaybama.

      • Kenyan Mocker

        Obama would want Putin to turn around before applying lips.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty…

    Governor, Look again please….is he asking for more?

  • gman213

    I can see Obama’s lip prints on Putin a$$ from my house

    • Jean Louise

      All Americans can see it from their house but the Liberals refuse to look out the window.

      • kgolfinghawaii

        That is because their windows, if they have any, are rose colored when a demoncrat president is in office.

      • Brad Harvey

        When a liberal opens their eyes, all they see is sand.

    • disqus_hWxH4td6BT

      LOVE IT even more!

  • indemind

    Classic!…. *_*

  • peteee363

    Obama is the joke heard round the world!

  • KatieAnnieOakley

    She will ALWAYS own “As Putin rears his head and comes in the air space of the US of A, where do they go? ITS ALASKA”. Classic PALIN word-salad gibberish!

    • The_Livewire

      Michelle,
      I know you have to defend your husband, but best to admit Obama got schooled by Governour Palin. Now go back and tell your kids it’s ok to laugh at their daddy. Everyone else is.

      • jb

        and by Romney during debate 3.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          And one

      • Jason Himelstein

        Palin is stupid. Every honest person in politics admits that.

    • DeeDEEthree
      • blueniner

        It turns out Palin had a ton of Foreign/Military acumen unlike Odumber/Biden/Clinton…….Hey (sour)Krauthammer, Rove, Matthews, and all the rest that said Palin should bone up on Geo-Politics, you all are full of shitz!

        • gotroy22

          Krauthammer gave up his medical practice to serve Jimmy Carter. Never forget that his conservative pose is an act.

          • PatriotRG

            really ?Krauthammer worked for the peanut farmer ? I guess that’s enough to school him as what a crap president does. So he is eminently qualified to flay Bobo. I don’t think its an act what makes you say that ?

          • CarolinaGirl3

            He was Walter Mondale’s speech writer.

          • http://hrh40.wordpress.com hrh40

            And was a speechwriter for Walter Mondale. Criticized Reagan throughout his SECOND term. Guess he could never get over the 49-state TROUNCING his guy Mondale took in 1984.

            Ignore Kraut.

            At best, he’s Establishment through and through. Whichever Establishment is in power at the time.

          • http://hrh40.wordpress.com hrh40

            Thank you!!!

          • GaylePutt

            So was Carter’s presidency.

          • Tina Paegelow

            Don’t forget, Ronald Reagan was once a Democrat. We were all young and stupid once.

          • gtwreck

            I believe it was Churchil who said “A person who is not liberal in youth lacks a heart. A person who is not a conservative in maturity lacks a Brain.”

          • Tina Paegelow

            I had forgotten about that one. Great quote by Churchill.

        • $39650924

          Where exactly did she pick up this acumen that you reference? Why’d she choose to keep it hidden during the 2008 campaign?

          • gtwreck

            The MSM made sure that you never found out. The MSM likes to keep information away from low information voters.

          • $39650924

            Yes, a vast media conspiracy to keep me uninformed.

            So, then, could you help me out? Where did she gain this acumen? Willing to accept a non-MSM source, if you have one. I’d even be willing to accept a public statement of hers as evidence.

      • SMH-DraggingMyHeels

        Great links DD3!!! kudos
        Man, for hubby-helper’s sake, I hope word salad gibberish is good to eat with crow….

    • Stu Gotts

      If you meant that quote as some sort of dig at Gov. Palin you failed miserably because, as usual, The Gov. was absolutely right.

      • $39650924

        Which part was “absolutely right”? I’m seriously asking.

    • grais

      Aunt Billie’s TX friend’s caption hurt, eh?

    • Night Owl

      The new one is funnier. That’s another thing Obama stinks at, humor.

    • Corey Dennison

      Awwww, your butthurt…it makes the rest of us smile.

    • 1azuce

      Awww bless your heart Lil Katie, you go on now, back to the kiddie table.

    • Section 9

      That’s right, Kate, because NO ONE should ever mock Dear Leader. Right?
      (h/t Erick Erickson at RedState….)

      • Section 9

        The Nation is in the Best of Hands….

      • Mead

        It’s kind of like Brokeback Mountain except you know who is top and bottom from the beginning.

      • CarolinaGirl3

        OH SNAP!

        • $39650924

          OH SNAP
          YOU MADE A GAY JOKE THAT I THINK IS AWESOME
          UP VOTES FOR EVERYONE

      • GaylePutt

        OMG…that horse as two asses!

    • Katepatate

      I loved Annie Oakley. You shame her name.

    • Peggy Hall

      Hate to tell you this, but there is a part of Alaska where you can see Russia, and it is just a stone’s throw away.

      • zz3magnet

        Liberals making jokes about seeing Russia from Alaska demonstrates their ignorance of geography.

      • $39650924

        We’re all well aware of that. This was discussed 5 years ago at length.

        FYI, it doesn’t make her statement any less ridiculous. She was responding to a question about her qualifications and mentioned a piece of trivia about her home state, one that has zero geo-political value.

        • Peggy Hall

          Samborg, too bad the rest of the world is not as intelligent as you THINK you are. RUDE and IDIOTIC.

          • $39650924

            I’m pretty sure the rest of the world got the absurdity of her statement when she made it. This never was about my intelligence — it’s about hers.

          • gtwreck

            You have intelligence!!! I am still trying to find it in your comments. Low information voter.

      • hotram1

        It’s actually not just a stones throw away, the two islands are two and a half miles apart. The average stone throw is only 1/4 mile. And it still doesn’t change the fact that Alaska’s proximity to Russia only gives the observer a little more than a glimpse of a vast, desolate expanse. It doesn’t give the observer experience in foreign policy, no matter how badly Sarah Palin wanted to believe there was truth in her statement. Maybe she can fool herself and her dim witted supporters, but the majority of Americans were not buying her BS then and they certainly aren’t buying it 5 years later.

    • gotroy22

      You will always own voting for Obama the Chicago political fraud.

    • immanuelgoldstein

      It’s only gibberish to people who can’t think.

    • $39650924

      Love the 53 downvotes. You’re slandering her with her own words and this board does not like it.

  • stuckinIL4now

    This is the best!

  • AZGunslinger

    Daaaaaaaaang!!!!! The more time passes, the better she gets. Death panels – Check! Russia – Check! Economy – Check!

    • CarolinaGirl3

      Drives them nuts. Meanwhile they have “duh….duh….duh” as their big hero.

    • http://marconidarwin.myopenid.com/ Marconi

      Vice President of the USA Che.. oh wait…

    • $39650924

      yeah, death panels. That went really well for Palin. Nobody laughed at her for that.

      • gtwreck

        Death Panels are no laughing matter. Obama Care has them but at your information level you would not know.

        • $39650924

          Can you point to one reputable source (does not include Palin’s hand-notes) that gives any validity to these terrifying death panels?

          • hospicern

            It will not be called a death panel. Your physician will tell you you do not meet the criteria for further medical treatment due to age, disease process etc. And here is a list of some hospices to call.

          • $39650924

            Which, I suppose, is worse than not having access to a physician at all?

          • Brad Harvey

            Investors Business Daily: “(Under ObamaCare, IPAB’s board of 15 presidentially appointed “experts” will be empowered to make arbitrary Medicare spending-cut decisions with virtually no congressional oversight or control.)”

            Pg 239, line 14-24 mandates that available physician services will be reduced for Medicaid recipients. Many poor people including many seniors will be affected.

      • AZGunslinger

        The low information crowd laughed at her a lot ……. until they started admitting that death panels DO IN FACT exist under Obamacare.

        Dr. Donald Berwick, who headed the Centers for Medicaid and Medicare Services, admitted that “rationing” will occur.

        (Hint: rationing = death panels)

  • UnhyphenatedAmericanVet

    she didn’t have to really look that far…she only had to look down from that free pad she owns in his head…LOL

  • PHHHHHH

    Hahahahaha! Love it!

  • Maxx

    Putin’s shoe print on Obama’s behind and MSNBC pundits’ shoes dangling from it.

  • Uncle Fester

    We have a winner!

  • CrashFroelich

    I love Saracuda and the way she makes the Blue Jackal Tribe bleed from their eyes.

    • jojo

      She is everything they claim to be for. A strong, intelligent, independent, honest,caring, woman. That’s why they hate her she highlights their own short comings when compared to them.

      • Audrey

        yup she took their “bar” and ran away with it. They can’t catch her, and she when ever SHE wants too, she just turns round and hits them over the head with it!! Sarah is a woman’s woman.

      • hotram1

        jojo, I think that’s really just your fantasy but unfortunately it’s not actually true. The blue tribe doesn’t hate Palin, they don’t like her, but not for the reasons you think. Most people don’t like her because she lacks intelligence, she can’t handle criticism, she’s dishonest, uncaring, and she was too weak to finish her term as Governor, quitting the only position that gave her any political credibility. Now she simply hides behind her conservative bunker at Fox news and whines about whatever the talking points are that week or she pays her internet ghostwriter $8,000/month to complain about our current government. I don’t begrudge her making a fortune, I think she made the right choice to drop out of politics and cash in on her celebrity status. But her decisions have only managed to highlight her own short comings. She’s not well respected and she’s not well liked by the majority of Americans, not just the blue tribe, independents and a large number of Republicans are tired of her too. And just to clarify, she doesn’t make anyone bleed from their eyes, although her shrill voice might make some ears bleed.

  • Montesquieu

    With moral legal principles as the basis for general rules of law that minimize coercion, government actions become more predictable.

  • Lee

    sah-weet

  • TEXs

    The Great Sarahcuda strikes again – with her Arctic Night Stick!!!
    Big Time!!!

    Hahahaha…….LOL…….ROTFL………

    No living politician can make such a strong statement, like so many other forever
    memorable expressions Governor PALIN made in the past, in so few clever, funny,
    descriptive and brilliant words.

    SARAH PALIN 2016!!!!!!

    • $39650924

      please, please nominate her

  • Otter2

    BOOM!

  • makeupdiva

    Join and Share this page – ! Time the media started paying for their part in ruining our country! https://www.facebook.com/Americawaking

  • jojo

    From my house too. Putin foot print on his butt and his own foot in his mouth. We can all see it in all the 57 states.

    • Worship Dancer

      no no it’s fifty EIGHT states. remember he had already visited fifty SEVEN and still had ONE MORE TO GO.

      • blueniner

        The man is a programmed dunce, everytime he is off the teleprompter, stupidity flies.

      • TexSizzle

        And his handlers wouldn’t let him visit the other two.

        • Worship Dancer

          hmm too Christian for him?

          • TexSizzle

            Alaska – maybe. Hawaii – doubtful.

          • Worship Dancer

            his handlers won’t let him visit Hawaii? is that because they found out it’s actually part of the USA rather than part of Asia?

  • Stu Gotts

    Ummm, dude? The “statement” was the creation of the picture with the caption as suggested by Gov. Palin’s Aunt’s friend, and not the caption itself. You know, like the quote + photo = makes a statement?

    Duh.

  • Section 9

    A brief, but brutally effective, beat-down. Well done, Palin!

  • J. Cox

    Awww..another liberal calling Palin names…how new and refreshing.

    • Jackalope

      If you don’t have anything else….

    • gotroy22

      I love self-identifying misogynist libs.

      • PatriotRG

        looks like a female name – but its your typical lib – insult and run

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          I remember a Susan in SC that put her two kids in a car and rolled them into a pond, then blamed it on a couple of black guys.

          Do SC prisons allow internet accounts?

        • LouAnnWatson

          drive by troll

    • Bemani Dog

      Seems it couldn’t take it.

  • Paul

    it’s a vodka and jizm stain, not a shoe print

  • Katepatate

    Be very careful what you wish for if you are a liberal, leftist, socialist.

  • Buffalobob

    Do progs project too much?

  • ernst1776

    That’s gotta sting! You rock Sarah Palin.

  • Citizen Loring

    I love how Palin gets under liberal’s skin!!

  • vdetillion

    That’s a good one

  • liberalssuck

    Lmao. Awesome!!

  • TEXs

    Get lost Lib, or, are you a spineless RINO?!

    It’s you tranny Mule, under another name?!

  • The Penguin (Happy Hanukkah)

    Yeah…okay. Let me break it down then. You have nothing. Just the fact that you don’t like Palin for the sake of her not being a fellow liberal Democrat, you feel the need to poke at her posting. Right? But it’s okay, because she’s not one of you,right? Tolerance and being non judgemental only applies if said individual agrees with your views. Am I right? You’re just a troll. You’re boring and pathetic, and it’s actually kinda sad. I’m through wasting my time with you.

  • Axelgreaser

    OOooo! ANOTHER BYOTCH SLAP FROM PALIN! And right next to Putin’s fresh bruises are all those healed over and still healing contusions from Sarah Palin’s high heel’s smashing into Obama’s noggin!

  • gus

    She didn’t go to Accidental nor Tardvard on AFFIRMATIVE ACTION admission.

  • gus

    Vs Rodham? Bring it LIBTARD. Rodham is a criminal.

  • JD Son

    Awesome, just awesome.

  • http://whatandever.blogspot.com/ Osumashi Kinyobe

    She is not reclaiming it because she never said it. She is, however, spot on. Obama got his @$$ kicked.

  • praymorenow1

    Perfect.
    100% true.
    Not that our news info-tainment media will even attempt to explain why it is obviously true……….
    I do love that one woman in Alaska, who eats moose meat, can shoot a rifle, skin a deer, take care of her typically normal teenage and 20-something adult kids & husband, & make a gazillion dollars doing it, is quite amusing to me. I hate she resigned, thus giving up any real shot at elected office again (sorry, it’s true…’quitter’ is a fair term to use re: that move amidst the chaos of investigations fake & real)…….
    But, I love that this one person annoys the left and center so very, very much, and she looks happy, healthy, and blessed doing it.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      She was spending a lot of time and money on frivolous lawsuits, I don’t think they would have stopped.

      • Jeremy

        Yeah and of course when she left office the frivolous lawsuits stopped.The Left has always been obsessed with her.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          ‘Course, she’s getting sued again, for using that popular iconic 9/11 flag-raising picture that we’ve seen tons of other people post. {{sigh}}

        • ToyZebra

          Ironically if they had left her alone, she wouldn’t have disappeared, but she might not have been in the spotlight as much. When else has the opposition targeted the vice presidential candidate of a failed campaign? The left is hateful and vengeful. (Tom Delay another good example.)

    • Guest

      Sarah Palin served 32 out of 48 months the same percentage that Obama served of his Senate term (not including the two-year break he spent campaigning) and accomplished everything she set out to do in that time.

      After Sarah Palin accepted John McCain’s offer to run for vice president and became the left’s (media) most attacked and vilified person she returned to Alaska to find a never-ending assault of frivolous ethics complaints paralyzing her ability to govern the state.

      She resigned because she recognized the cost that the frivolous ethics complaints were having on her state , and she saw how much of her staff’s time and her own time were forced to deal with those issues.

      That entire campaign of BS lawsuits was meant to do nothing but hamstring the governor’s office and bankrupt Sarah Palin.

      She saw that if she stayed on as Governor it would continue to cost the state millions of dollars in wasted time and resources to defend against false and maliciously ethics complaints and doom it to gridlock.

      Those frivolous lawsuits had already cost the state of AK close to $2 million; Sarah Palin had over $500,000 dollars in legal fees.

      http://articles.ktuu.com/2009-07-09/ethics-complaints_24126005

      These lawsuits were filed by activists whose goal was to bog down her administration with lawsuits and paperworks & to bankrupt her middle class family. Sarah Palin was responsible for her own legal fees due to the ethic laws at the time. She & her staff were spending 80% of their time defending lawsuits & dealing with FOIA requests. No sooner would one lawsuit go away then another was filed.

      Sarah Palin knew that for the sake of her state it would be best if she stepped aside from the governorship. She resigned so the state could move forward.

      In an article Sarah Palin said:

      “I said, ‘Enough. Political adversaries and their political friends in the media will not destroy my State, my administration, nor my family. Enough.’ I knew if I didn’t play their game any longer, they could not win. I would not retreat, I would instead reload, and I would fight for what is right from a different plane.”

      She promised to keep the frivolous anti-Palin law suits away from the Alaskan people and to be more effective on the stump ( supporting candidates , fundraising, etc)

      Sarah Palin was truthful on both accounts.

      She was the catalyst for the takeover of the House , twice as many Governships and lopsided Gop Statehouses with her endorsements and rallies all over the country during the 2010 election.

      Sarah Palin also had a very strong hand in the party’s few successes during the 2012 election.

    • Corey Dennison

      Knock off the ‘quitter’ crap–it’s not a ‘fair term.’ You obviously have no idea what happened up there.

  • Raye09

    This is brutal and hilarious. Well done!
    SNL and other self-proclaimed comediennes have nothing on this, nothing.

  • John Howard

    And I do believe I can see Obama’s lip prints on Putin’s

    • plumberskid

      On Putin’s what?

  • Corey Dennison

    Look…it’s the loneliest little troll.

    Your false bravado is showing, by the way.

  • Gallatin

    1000 up votes!

  • Corey Dennison

    I love to watch little liberal troll heads go ‘pop’ at the mention of Palin’s name.

    She’s supposedly ‘irrelevant’, yet when a Palin story hits the news, or a
    Palin thread goes up on a website, the lib-troll klaxon sounds across
    the blogosphere and they all swarm to the comments sections to tell us
    how irrelevant and stupid she is.

    They attack what they fear.

  • Paul C.

    The worst prez EVER.Even after the lame stream media covers most of his SCREW ups.

  • http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJBG9zqKlqSMeoGWk8Sabog iizthatiiz

    over 100,000 likes and 25,000 shares in the ten hours since this post went up on her wall. Sarah Palin resonates with America.

  • Guest

    It seems that you are are poorly informed about Sarah Palin. Don’t believe everything the media and Hollywood is telling you about Sarah Palin.

    Sarah Palin is a self-made women with an impressive career who broke into politics without the head start of a powerful husband or father.

    City council, mayor, Governor, oil and gas commission, VP candidate, already vetted, been scrutinized every way possible and still standing strong. Long list of accomplishments and over 20 years of experience.

    Sarah Palin has offered many statements on issues such as health care, the Federal Reserve’s money printing in funding our federal deficit, Crony Capitalism, energy independence, foreign policy, etc)

    She was the first Republican to make a high-profile critique of the Federal Reserve’s quantitative easing, though even earlier she had marked the collapsing value of the dollar as one of her issues and has repeatedly been a leading voice—via television appearances and speaking engagements—against the dangers of ObamaCare and the risks of President Obama’s approach to energy.

    She went to India , Hong Kong, World Knowledge Forum in South Korea ,etc where she talked about the economy, the deficit, government spending, gun control,the environment, the rising cost of food, energy, Egypt and other foreign policy related issues. She did unscripted Q&A’s

    She was the catalyst for the takeover of the House , twice as many Governships and lopsided Gop Statehouses with her endorsements and rallies all over the country during the 2010 election.

    Sarah Palin also had a very strong hand in the party’s few successes during the 2012 election.

    • johnnyortho2001

      I disagree with all of your dribble. Sarah Palin is a cartoon character. Palin will never EVER x 100, become anything but a punchline in political history, and she only has herself to blame.

  • Kim

    I like that one.

  • DJ_Fisher

    Sarah is a wonderful sister in the Lord and has a great sense of humor. Oh, and more courage than most men.

  • algebra

    that “I can see Russia from my house” skit was replayed on so many news shows (it was hilarious, Tina Fey is a pro) that at least one person I know believed it was the real Sarah Palin. she could not be dissuaded, she had seen it on the news.

  • Edgar Castelo

    Lindo!

  • harley_dave

    .. and what makes it so funny, is that IT’S TRUE !!! It’s easy to play Obama for a fool when he meets you half way !! LOL

    • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

      Half way? At this point he is writing his own self deprecating jokes.

  • Janice LEE

    Love ya, Sarah!!

  • $3838536

    Supersonic Sarah Palin really rocks a real man’s socks. She is bold, brilliant, & beautiful.

  • Gregory Craig

    Too funny, and true to boot!

  • George Murrey

    Good for Sarah, she is spot with her remarks. For those that don’t know too much about Alaska, go to the western fringe, and you can see Russia on a clear day. Wake up dems, live and learn.

    • RosiesSeeingRed

      ..and on top of that, Sarah never said that anyway. :-)

    • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

      Learn what? though she never did say it the made up quote was “from her house” and it isn’t possible to see Russia from her house. Changing things to make it fit your narrative is what the libs do. Don’t be a lib and stick to the facts.

      • DirtyDave

        Okay, try your comment again, only use simple, declarative sentences this time. Your sentence structure is a jumble.

        • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

          Ok, I will hold you hand just this once but next time you are on your own. (Though she never did say it [I can see Russia from my house] the made up quote was [from her house] and it isn’t possible to see Russia from her house. Changing things to fit your narrative “go to the western fringe, and you can see Russia on a clear day” is what libs do. Don’t be a lib “make things up” and stick to the facts “because libs don’t stick to the facts”) Past that I can’t help ya, if you can’t figure it out from there then you must be broken somehow.

          • DirtyDave

            Again, try to use plain, simple declarative sentences and proper punctuation. I have no clue what you are trying to tell me other than a general feeling that you are one of those insane Palin bashers.

            Are you sober? Please try again. You covered this stuff in middle school English, remember?

          • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

            Sorry I can’t help ya anymore. You are simply to simple minded to get through to. You may want to look into getting some kind of helmet to protect your head when you beat it against things. That might help you stop further brain damage.

          • DirtyDave

            Hey, good going, you almost did it, written in clear, more or less, English.

  • Kent

    I’m guessing those on the Left won’t get it because Tina Fey didn’t say it.

    • Mick_Pearson

      Hell son, Sarah Palin didn’t even say it.

  • linda stoever

    You gotta love this woman’s brass!

  • Phil Hagen

    I can see Benghazi from my house….

  • http://manwithblackhat.blogspot.com David L Alexander

    You’re sure Tina Fey didn’t say that?

  • Fed Up Taxpayer

    That will leave a mark.

  • BigTim Mullins

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LMAO!

  • Jim Denney

    “Ha” … I see you’ve reached the limits of your vocabulary, you monosyllabic moron.

  • Grace656

    Libs only hold conservatives to comments that could have been more “artfully” said — but to themselves they give complete passes, squirming upside down to make a square peg fit in a round hole, kind of, when you squint one eye and close another.
    I love Sarah Palin. She’s an extraordinary woman.

  • gotroy22

    Even The Economist says Obama got shamed by Pootie Poot.

  • http://recycledsip.blogspot.com/ ClydeS

    Awesome!

  • WhoDat

    America, blame John McCain.

    • Corey Dennison

      Ugh, go back to sucking on your bong.

  • Judi Anne Hood

    cha ching. so true

  • kathylebron

    It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.

  • Corey Dennison

    That makes absolutely no sense, you moronic little troll.

    Try again.

  • Tim Schroll

    Well now Obama has Putin’s shoe print on one cheek and Palin’s on the other.

  • jsw7533

    Score!

  • jonmonde

    Run Sarah…. Run Sarah, run, run run!

  • Their Grandma

    EPIC!!!

  • Terry Johnson

    love it!! Rock on Sarah!!

  • Beaux Weevil

    Now that’s funny.

  • KTinME

    Isn’t she something? Always putting herself in the spotlight. She has no foreign policy credentials at all, extremely limited political experience, and she’s repeatedly demonstrated that her overall knowledge of just about anything important is quite lacking. (Cue the Palin fans who point to Obama’s faux pas of “57 states”, pretending or very much wanting to believe he has no idea how many states there are. Mock him for the misstatement, fine, that much is deserved, but please don’t confuse that with what he knows.) If Sarah Palin did one thing in the last four years – just ONE thing – that demonstrated she was seriously trying to be a political leader rather than just a celebrity in the political arena, she would be worth all the attention and glory she is constantly seeking. But she has championed no cause, led no campaign, shown no commitment to anyone or anything except herself. She is a good fundraiser, but the money mostly pays for her own way of life and that of her staff.

    • Bustr

      Whoa. Looks like someone hit a sore spot.

    • Bill Jones

      NOOOOOO. She is just like Obama.

    • eeddggy

      Your comments are right on the money regarding………Obama.

    • 3dogs58

      Just for the heck of it, in what area do you find our dear leader’s knowledge to be so superior?

      • KTinME

        Please. Are you seriously asking if the man, a law professor, twice elected president by an unmistakeable majority lacks the understanding of Sarah Palin? Really?

        I would turn the request around for you – please show how Sarah Palin’s knowledge is more superior. Let us forgive her ignorance of world geography, American history, American government, and English grammar, and concentrate on foreign policy and foreign relations. I am looking forward to your examples of her superior knowledge in that field.

        • Unicorns and Rainbows

          Palin obsessed much? Too funny. Please explain to me what Sarah Palin has done or what decisions she has made that have had such adverse affects on your life so profoundly that you obsess over her this much.

        • 3dogs58

          First he wasn’t a “law professor”, look it up. Second, getting elected to any public office is a popularity contest, none of them have to pass an IQ test. Third, ok you do have me on geography, after all she did beclown herself with the 57 states comment. . . .oh wait, that wasn’t her. Again she has beclowned herself with her pronunciation of simple words like “corpsman”. . . . .darn it, that wasn’t her either. Ok, foreign policy – supporting the Muslim Brotherhood and so called “Arab Spring” was her biggest failure – there I go again, that wasn’t her either.

          And who wouldn’t give the Queen of England an ipod with their own speeches on it? Classy.

          Talking over the British national anthem while EVERYONE else in the room is at attention. Now if that wasn’t as classy as a turd in a punchbowl, then I don’t know what is.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVS_It6EIGo

          Your turn.

          • axonneuron

            Well, he did teach constitutional law.

          • 3dogs58

            Funny, the only picture of him “teaching Constitutional Law” actually shows him at a chalkboard referencing Saul Alinsky tactics. You remember, the book dedicated to Satan.

          • 3dogs58

            Oh, and here’s dear leader’s most recent foray into foreign policy.

        • Guest

          It seems that you are are poorly informed about Sarah Palin. Don’t believe everything the media and Hollywood is telling you about Sarah Palin.

          Sarah Palin is a self-made women with an impressive career who broke into politics without the head start of a powerful husband or father.

          City council, mayor, Governor, oil and gas commission, VP candidate, already vetted, been scrutinized every way possible and still standing strong. Long list of accomplishments and over 20 years of experience.

          Sarah Palin has offered many statements on issues such as health care, the Federal Reserve’s money printing in funding our federal deficit, Crony Capitalism, energy independence, foreign policy, etc)

          She was the first Republican to make a high-profile critique of the Federal Reserve’s quantitative easing, though even earlier she had marked the collapsing value of the dollar as one of her issues and has repeatedly been a leading voice—via television appearances and speaking engagements—against the dangers of ObamaCare and the risks of President Obama’s approach to energy.

          She went to India , Hong Kong, World Knowledge Forum in South Korea ,etc where she talked about the economy, the deficit, government spending, gun control,the environment, the rising cost of food, energy, Egypt and other foreign policy related issues. She did unscripted Q&A’s

          She was the catalyst for the takeover of the House , twice as many Governships and lopsided Gop Statehouses with her endorsements and rallies all over the country during the 2010 election.

          Sarah Palin also had a very strong hand in the party’s few successes during the 2012 election.

    • DirtyDave

      Championed no cause, commitment, or campaign, ? You have not been paying attention or are willfully, arrogantly ignorant, or just lazy.

      Cue lame Palin detractors. KTinME is right on schedule.

    • Unicorns and Rainbows

      I love it when libs foam at the mouth over Palin. LOL! Palin has “extremely limited political experience” while there’s a rookie Senator community organizer in the White House. As I’ve said before, libs would be funny if they weren’t so dangerously stupid.

      • KTinME

        And I sincerely love it when her fans take up arms in her cause. I hope you have been sending her money.

        • Unicorns and Rainbows

          No. I don’t have any due to Obama’s “recovery.”

        • Mick_Pearson

          I haven’t paid a dime for her unintentional comedy for the past five years, rent free indeed.

    • Aaron Burr

      Since you are comparing, Obama’s foreign policy credentials are?

    • billybobz

      what a perfect description of hiTlary clinton.

    • Guest

      Sarah Palin is a self-made women with an impressive career who broke into politics without the head start of a powerful husband or father.

      She has demonstrated a willingness to fight for what she believes in, even if it is within her own party.

      She took on the corruption in her party and state and she stood side by side with candidates across the country in 2010 and 2012, often against the wishes of the entrenched GOP establishment.

      Sarah Palin has fought to reduce spending and to enforce fiscal discipline as governor of Alaska. She has drastically reduced the growth of the state budget, which has helped to produce a record budget surplus.Standard & Poor’s raised Alaska’s credit rating from AA to AA+ in April 2008. Then in 2010, both Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s upgraded Alaska to AAA for the first time in the state’s history due to policies enacted by Palin that made the state’s finances more than solvent.

      Sarah Palin succeeded to a remarkable extent in settling what had seemed insoluble problems, in the process putting Alaska on a trajectory to financial well-being.

      As governor, Palin fought for and signed sweeping bipartisan ethics legislation, which restricted lobbyists, improved disclosure laws, and improved executive and legislative branch ethics laws. In the face of corruption, she continued to take on her own party when it was necessary.

  • eeddggy

    Humor needs to have some truth in it in order to be funny. This is just perfect humor from Sarah.

  • DirtyDave

    Question, would Sarah have botched the Syria episode as Obama did? Would she have put herself into the position Obama did with really no way out?

    No.

    Save for bullying a bunch of even more timorous Republicans, he is exceptionally weak, never thinking much beyond the next poll and gathering a few style points.

    Kind of sad that the American electorate is pretty much like him, never thinking about much beyond a few style points. His voters are the ones ultimately responsible.

  • LouAnnWatson

    yes, brain tumor hitlery, that’s the ticket. she fall down

  • ReneeTru

    Ha! ha! Love it!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmSIOoy6MlE&app=desktop Booker

    Sweet.

  • Stacy Randall

    The great smack down by Russia!!

  • John Stephens

    Punks get punked.

  • Kristy Patullo

    Hahaha! Nice! Thanks, Aunt Billie!

  • Cordstreet

    She is a wonderful lady and a fighter but when is somebody going to nail her on endorsing John McCain in 2010? When will she apologize to us? Does she STILL favor McCain over Hayworth? WTF happened there?

    • http://s1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa333/dew130/ adapto1432

      Remember those five seconds back in August of 2008, when fresh new face
      Sarah Palin was going to save John McCain’s flailing presidential run
      and revive the Republican Party with her legs and her winking and her
      lipstick? But then a funny thing happened on the way to the White House —
      she opened her mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Unicorns and Rainbows

        I see somebody watches HBO a little too much.

        • http://s1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa333/dew130/ adapto1432

          Ah Sarah, I am sure that in your many colleges, you were the kid in the
          back who never quite understood the material but often made snide
          remarks or jokes about the smarter kids who did get it.

          • Unicorns and Rainbows

            Again, I don’t argue with mentally ill people. Get some help.

          • billybobz

            you don’t have to fear intelligent women like Gov. Palin. She won’t hurt you and her being more intelligent than you isn’t a reflection on her since most people are more intelligent than you.

      • billybobz

        and the useful idiots who infest the democRAT trailer park simply will not tolerate a strong, attractive, intelligent women who doesn’t know her place as defined by the master democRATs.

      • Guest

        Sarah Palin has been attacked scrutinized and vilified by the media like no one else; she’s probably the “cleanest” politician out there.

        Soon after Palin entered the national political scene as Arizona Sen. John McCain’s GOP running mate, she was attacked as a diva, a clothes hog, an irresponsible mother and a political mercenary. They dismissed what she achieved as mayor of her hometown, commissioner of the state’s oil and pipeline board and governor of America’s largest state.

        Sarah Palin’s enemies decided that nothing was too personal to attack-including her marriage, her children, her faith, and her wardrobe.

        The media distorted Palin’s positions and beliefs beyond recognition. And almost every word out of her mouth was spun as a “flub”.

        The media hounded her, and her family, on a daily basis, flat out making crap up (like that she, personally, shot wolves from the air). They claimed her baby was not her own; used despicable language to attack her, and her family; sent numerous reporters to Wasilla to dig up dirt on her ; AP reporters “factchecked” her book; accused her of being an accomplice to murder, her email hacked by the son of a Democrat congressman, political operatives filing endless bogus ethic charges designed to bankrupt a working family with a special need toddler and much more.

    • steve

      You have interesting standards for your heros. How about her exploiting the 911 photo for her personal financial gain? Could she be more tasteless and vulgar? As for an apology, that day will never come. She has no sense of shame. Haven’t you figured that out yet?

      • Cordstreet

        You are deficient in reading comprehension skills my friend. Nowhere in my post does it state or imply who my heros are, or if I have any. However, as luck has it in the present public school curriculum you should receive some reading comp courses in high school, If you get there of course. http://www.teachervision.fen.com/reading-comprehension/skill-builder/55665.html

      • billybobz

        do you mean how hiTlary clinton claimed that she was terrified for chelsea because chelsea was down by the WTC on 9/11 and it turned out that as usual hiTlary was lying like a clinton?

        • steve

          Who’s talking about Hillary? Nice try on the bait and switch though. Bottom line: you can’t defend Palin’s vulgar opportunism nor her agenda….which is personal wealth and fame. Period.

  • Lord Whitehead

    Putin was a new experience for Obama. Prior to their meeting, the only knee he had been bent over with his pants down was Michelle’s!

  • http://s1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa333/dew130/ adapto1432

    NASA can see the “Obama/Biden ’08” shoe print on Sarah’s behind, from outer space.

    • $21114026

      Another open minded libtard giving the world ‘the finger’. Aren’t they nice people? They really are great human beings. Didn’t Obama do that too?

    • rickg62

      Nice try but because of Obama we can no longer go into space.

  • http://s1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa333/dew130/ adapto1432

    Pssst. Republicans. C’mere a minute. Now listen. You guys are not funny.
    When you try to be funny you either insult browns and blacks and women
    and gays or gloat over the suffering of the poor. Hatred and dread of
    the Other are not a recipe for funny. OK, carry on with your
    electoral suicide.

    • 3dogs58

      Wow, you hit ALL of the talking points. Now try to come up with an intelligent response that you think up all by yourself.

      • billybobz

        That was cruel of you. You know damn well that the useful idiots who infest the democRAT trailer park can’t think.

    • $21114026

      Pssst. Libtard. Get your head out of youR butt for a minute. I mean, OMG! (Sorry, didn’t meant to offend you with reference to a Creator). But, did you remember what the left did to Palin? I mean, the sexist comments and filthy women hating jokes were unforgiving. You, in fact are the real haters. That is why you are so obsessed with race, gender, & religion. Democrats have always been the party of hate. But you know all this don’t you.

      • billybobz

        not just but left’s cowardly attacks on Gov. Palin’s children, including her son Trig who is autistic.

        • mishong

          Actually he’s a Downs Syndrome child, not autistic. As you were

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    I’ve often wondered why the libs are so obsessed and angry with a person who has never made any decision that has affected their lives in any way. Puzzling.

    • therantinggeek

      #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm

    • JamesPaul VonHelton

      They are scared of Palin, ’cause she can beat Hildabeast in a campaign.

      • Mick_Pearson

        That’ll be the day.

  • Larry Peoples Sr

    Bumper sticker idea: LIBERALS are the real haters!

    • Unicorns and Rainbows

      Libs are too stupid to form opinions about people or issues on their own. They have to be told by lib politicians and the media what to think. That’s why they hate Palin so much. They’ve been told to. Otherwise why would they be so obsessed over a person who has never done anything to them?

  • CRITTERCOLLECTOR

    LOVE HER!!!!!!

  • Bemani Dog

    Point of order: How can we say she “reclaimed” it when she never said the original line in the first place?

    • dwpittelli

      And when in context (deleted by ABC’s dishonest edits) it was a perfectly intelligent aside. (She said “They’re our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska — from an island in Alaska” to explain one reason why we have to engage with Russia despite their invasion of the Republic of Georgia.)

  • steve

    That’s funny. We can all see Obama and Biden’s footprints on Palin’s behind. It’s still there from 2008.

    • rickg62

      Earth to steve, Palin wasn’t running for President, McCain was and I don’t think he really wanted it. McCain didn’t lose because of her any more than Obama didn’t win because of Biden.

      • steve

        OK – that footprint on Palin’s behind is from the american people. Earth to Rickg – ever examine why you’d listen to a loser? She’s a failed reality show personality, a failed VP candidate, a failed governor, heck, she even lost the beauty contest. To each his own, I suppose.

      • steve

        You’re joking, right? McCain didn’t want to win! Really? That’s why, in desperation, he put Palin on the ticket. As for Palin not running for president, that’s not what she thought. She had her own agenda (ie, suggesting that the VP be given more power.) The Palin choice was devastating. Millions voted Obama because of Palin, including me.

  • axonneuron

    Sad, just sad. So bitter. Attacking the current president childish comments like this one because you lost is just weak.

    • Unicorns and Rainbows

      Or maybe it’s because of his disastrous policies. Who knows?

      • axonneuron

        You have a bad case of ODS.

        • Unicorns and Rainbows

          Awww… Butt hurt much?

          • axonneuron

            lol. Not me, man. You’re the one screaming and yelling.

    • 3dogs58

      And attacking someone who is supposedly so insignificant is exactly what?
      Here’s a secret – he’s being attacked because he’s an incompetent boob. Get it?

    • Unicorns and Rainbows

      Things Sarah Palin does have no effect on my life what so ever. Things Obama have done and are doing are having profound effects on my life. See the difference?

    • axonneuron

      You guys are hilarious. Your dark paranoid fantasies of how the President’s policies have affected your lives are reflections of your unreasoning hatred. Have fun with that.

      • Unicorns and Rainbows

        Yep. It must be in the imaginations of 57% of the American public. Plus how stupid of me to think that a president’s policies and agenda have any effect on my life. That’s just dumb ain’t it. So I guess that means you can stop bitchiiing about Bush now since nothing he did affected anybody.

        • axonneuron

          I didn’t really like Mr. Bush all that much but I got over it. I certainly didn’t piss and moan for 8 years..OR attack Mrs. Bush, who seemed to be a decent sort. Mr. Bush did some good things in his second term, and at least tried to fix the immigration issue, only to get stabbed in the back by his own party. The present President did the best he could with the issues he was handed. Some things worked better than others. That’s life.

    • billybobz

      how’s that hopey, changey thing working out for you, idiot?

    • rickg62

      Would you like to share what comments you had during the Bush years? How about what you would be saying if Romney had won.

      These comments are far from childish. they are comments from people fed up with a failing economy, a disaster of a health-care plan, and now Obama opened his mouth last year on Syria when he shouldn’t have and as a result we are watching the school yard bully, Putin, kick him around the playground.

      • axonneuron

        See my comments below to Steven.

        • rickg62

          By the last part of your response to Steven you admit that he’s a failure. Actually nothing he’s done has worked out at all. I’m sorry, yes he did accomplish something, he rewarded his friends in the auto workers unions by illegally propping up their pensions at the expense of GM’s creditors.

          Your attitude seems to be, well he tried. If he failed, oh well we’ll give him a star for trying. That’s like our current education system where you have to praise a student for saying 2 + 2 = 5 because he tried and was close.

          • axonneuron

            No rick, you missed the point. It’s that he had a difficult situation handed to him that anyone would have had a hard time with. Some things worked well. Some not so much. This is how things work in the real world. GM is back on it’s feet, paid the money back and is doing fine. Wall Street certainly in the money. We’re done with Iraq and slowly backing out of Afghanistan. We awkwardly seemed to have dodged a bullet with Syria…so far. Things could be worst. Of course, if you are determined to see the worst and continually look for it, you’ll eventually find something…..whether it actually exists or not.

          • rickg62

            BM is not back on it’s feet. The Volt was a major failure and a waste of our money. How many people lost their jobs as a result of the forced closing of dealerships? How did GM’s creditors fare? I thought all of you on the left hated Wall Street when it was increasing in value. By the way, it’s an artificial increase and not indicative of the state of the economy. Iraq is being destabilized again without our presence there and casualties in Afghanistan have risen sharply under Obama. Through 2007 we lost 475. Since then 1797. Still looking for something he’s succeeded at.

          • axonneuron

            BM? Ok, you must mean GM. Which on the whole seems to be healthy. And if Mittens had been in charge he would have let them fail altogether (or so he said) and ALL the dealerships would have been gone. “Artificial increase”? Lol, sure it is. Tell that to the traders on the street. They’ll laugh in your face. They’re making money. And, frankly, Afghanistan is a shit sandwich, anyone and everyone who’s tried to hold it got bit in the ass. And, really now, because I don’t slavishly agree with Twitchy, RedState, Breitbart et al doesn’t make me a liberal. I’m a moderate, like most of America.

  • steve

    Afraid to post my comments? Too real, huh?

  • E Quilibrate

    And—-Here’s your sign.

  • religionandhistory

    Headline = ” Putin Kicks fellow socialist , would be dictator )…..” ” Doctors check for further signs of disorientation or possible concussion “

  • http://www.facebook.com/sal.guglielmino.1 Sal Guglielmino

    Pretty funny, Sarah. Pretty funny.

  • spaceycakes

    Nicely done, Ma’am

  • AlmostaCowboy

    I can see Obama’s purple lipstick on Putin’s butt from my house.

  • WerewolfVm

    I love it! Great moments of stupidity of the Obama reign as Emperior! I am so embarassed to have this moron as my President.

  • Political Liars

    I think she could kick Obama’s ass, and I mean literally, LOL

  • devoncharles

    (…)had long passed its freshness date. Obama mistakes http://keyfind.us/0N

  • Sandra Nobel

    And God remembered Sarah

  • Frank Priviti

    I love it couldn’t happen to a nicer idiot

  • $21114026

    LMAO!!

  • David Rodden

    That’s what All of the Willing To See, See..Dude has been Running Around the World Degrading the U.S.A. Talking, Acting and Behaving Like a Damned Fool from Day One..When He Did get that 3AM Call From Benghazi,.He Couldn’t be Found..Was he in the Oval Office Smoking Crack With His Brothers From Other Mothers??Don’t Know, Care or Matter..The Clown Couldn’t Git ‘Er Done..Stick a Fork In Him…

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I’ve said it hundreds of times, and I can NEVER say it enough… KING OBAMA IS A FINK! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • hibiscus72

    reclaims? it was my understanding that she never said that “she could see Russia from her house”

    • therantinggeek

      Correct, I believe that was something the writers at SNL came up with and asked Tina Fey to spoof Ms Palin. The ironic part is, they’re actually spot-on. The Diomede Islands, right in the very center of the Bering Strait, are just under 2.5 miles apart from each other. Big Diomede Island is currently owned by Russia, while Little Diomede Island is owned by the United States.

  • Bonnie Boyles

    LOL!!! We need you in congress Sarah. You are one strong, patriotic woman.

  • Arnold Townsend

    Absolutely hilarious 😀 … you gotta love this woman. Go, Sarah, Go!

  • Thomas A. Rice

    Yes, President Obama is now Putin’s B!tch to put it bluntly. Our enemies laugh at us and our Rivals (Russia & China) fill the power vacuum that our President has left.

  • Jermanicous Corum

    I’ll bet that is going to leave a mark…

  • DutyFirst

    “I can see Putin’s thumbprint on the top of Obama’s head from my house”
    A great big wear spot there probably from alternating between Valerie, Michelle and Vladimir’s thumbs

  • palintologist

    Meh. I still like Barack saying, “I can see Russia from my knees!”

  • nauthizjane

    Let me add mine to #Obama’s bruised behind.This is for #Benghazi #FastAndFurious #IRS #Obamacare #IncreaseRegsTaxesSpending #Obama’sDangerousRecklessIndifference

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #ThoseShoes #TheEagles #TheLongRun #MusicTriviaTime And it’ll take a LOT of Ibuprofen and Mineral Ice to cure that butthurt.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Ballard Smith

    GOD BLESS YOU & YOURS MISS SARAH. PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

  • neoface

    OK, that was priceless!!!

  • john brothers

    awesome!

  • Tj707

    She’s ready for SNL. Brilliant

    • Mick_Pearson

      Well, she has always been a not ready for prime time player.

  • Robert N. Schick

    Sham Wow Obama’s DNA is on Putin’s butt and his Balls are hanging from Putin’s Pickup rear bumper !

  • Bruce Bazett

    Sarah, the quitter, is irrelevant. Steve Schmidt, the senior adviser for the McCain/Palin campaign has said several times in public that Sarah was a bad choice for VP. He regrets suggesting her as a running mate. She had no clue about world geography, foreign policy, constitutional law, history, or public affairs. Even McCain couldn’t control her. When I was in Wasilla after the election, I asked several locals what they thought of her. They and her son’s football coach said that they were “sick of her”!

    • Rasputin

      DOES THAT BUTTHURT NEED SOME CREAM ?

    • mainelysteve

      YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT BRUCE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

    • DeeDEEthree

      Check this out MORON.

      http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/07/was-steve-schmidt-qualified-to-be-mccains-campaign-manager

      Here is another one MORON for you to check out.

      http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/03/14/game-change-mental-instability-meme-crushed-by-facts

      Hey MORON here is another one you can check out.

      http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/03/09/top-10-lies-game-change

      You may be to much of a MORON to be able to read it, so get your Mommy to help you with the big words.

      Oh lookie here check this out also MORON TWIT.

      http://www.scribd.com/doc/98759531/Governor-Palin-Executive-Accomplishments

      Oh look at this. http://www.blackfive.net/main/2008/08/commanding-the.html

    • Ken s

      blamers like bruce can’t stand success stories

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I can see Vlad Pootin’s foot stuck in KING FINK OBAMA’S Colorectal Cavity! XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

    • toongoon

      Steve Schmidt was a leftist tool who worked to get Obama elected. He was a poor choice for McLame to have run his campaign and Mclame was too stupid to know it. But I digress, McLame was a terrible candidate himself, afraid to criticize his opponent. Palin was uncontrollable because she wanted run a real campaign. The Washington elite had already determined that Obama was going to win the election. Palin complicated their plans so the Republicans and the media destroyed her. Don’t BS us.

      Why did you go to Wasilla after the election anyway (if you even did)? Obviously you wanted to join the anti-Palin little voices.

      Palin scares the heck out of you doesn’t she?

      • Derfallbright

        Sarah was working her way toward the national stage, but despite her strong qualities I feel like she was thrown into an already failed campaign without the understanding of how truly nasty the liberal news media could be. Also some members of McCain’s staff actively worked against her best interests.

        McCain looked old and made people think he was likely to die in office which caused more concern about Plain’s readiness to be President.

        Because of that Romney would have probably been a better pick for VP in 08 then the GOP could have spent time grooming Sarah to deal with operating on the national stage. Frankly her next move should have been to Congress to gain experience in DC politics. It was unrealistic to expect that a Governor of a small state would automatically be ready to work at the national level. I think all things considered she did an outstanding job of building votes from a part of the GOP that probably would have otherwise stayed home.

        In my opinion John McCain was not the right pick for President, but I think Sarah helped him more than she hurt him.

        You either like Sarah or she makes you crazy, there is not much middle ground.

    • steve

      It’s fascinating, isn’t it? Have you ever seen such devotion to a money grubbing loser?

  • Chief Indian Never Wash

    Good ONE

  • crosshr

    potus may likie put_in footprint in his hindie :-))

  • andycanuck

    Obama can see Russia from his knees.

    • andycanuck

      “Down thumb” thinks I should have typed, “I can see Putin from my knees” instead?

      • John Hornak

        I can see Putin while looking over my shoulder, when on my knees!

  • Vicki Brooks

    hahaha!!

  • jeanal5dogs

    I love this woman…
    West/Palin Palin/West either way would be a Godsend for America.

    • steve

      What planet do you live on? Palin will NEVER run for office again. She loves the money from being a psuedo-celebrity. She’ll leave all her “fans” high and dry as soon as her PAC money runs out…just like she did to her “beloved” Alaskans. It’s stunning how you folks can’t see her for the charlatan she is. It’s blatantly obvious to most US citizens and, certainly, to the rest of the world. Sorry to burst your fantasy bubble.

      • rockerdon

        Boy, Steve. Sarah Palin sure gets you all wee- weed up~

        • steve

          It’s shocking to read comments by the zombies. Talking facts to them is like talking to a drunk. Just tired of being known as “the stupid country.” No foreign reps will meet with her. They get it. But, not the willfully ignornant on this thread. Oh, well.

  • Gary Bruce

    So Palin uses a line from Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live. If it’s lame, then Tina Fey is lame. Too bad libs just can’t accept facts.

  • Jerry Camp

    That’s gonna leave a mark!

  • Jerry Camp

    So, while Hollywood and Olympic athletes decry the ‘homophobia’ of Russia, cancelling concerts, boycotting vodka, and kissing same-sex athletes, these same leftists don’t mind the same Russia as it runs our ME policy in regards to Syria?

  • teapartydoc

    Obama: I can see Russia from my knees.

    • CarsonChris

      He can’t see Putin, he’s faced the wrong direction. Oh wait, he can see his shoes!

    • clayguy1

      Oh even better lol

  • Craig Grantz

    I love you Sarah. that is sweet!

  • SRC70

    I laugh at the dims, and some conservatives, who love to make fun of this. Palin never said “I can see Russia from my house” and definitely
    not during the campaign. It was on an ABC news show when she was being considered for VP, and Charles Gibson asked her what insight she had gained from living so close to Russia, and she responded: “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska”. (Check http:snopes.com)

    Also, if you do you geography homework,
    you will learn you most definitely can see Russia from Alaska, and at a certain time of the year and the tide is right, there is one island of the U.S. where you can actually WALK to an island in Russia.

  • William Kent Jenkins

    Bet Tina Fake won’t mimic that

    • Mick_Pearson

      Why would Fey mimic Palin saying something Palin didn’t say?

  • Doubting Thomas

    Love it.

  • Old Patriot

    Gotta love it! She’s a much better fill for the Oval Office than either Obumble or McPain.

  • clayguy1

    I so want her for President..

  • clayguy1

    Clint Eastwood Should of brought out on stage.. an empty shirt on a hanger.. lol

    • jojo

      sleeves rolled up!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    SARAH WINS AGAIN! Another Rent-free occupation of empty Liberal skulls… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Carole Webber

    You go Governor Palin. Funny!

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Ya mess with a grizzly, eventually, you get the claws.

  • Jason Himelstein

    Palin is stupid and a NON factor in American politics.

    • mainelysteve

      In your wet dreams!!!

  • mary33

    LOVE YOU SARA PALIN!!!!!!!!!!

  • Eddie

    This woman is something else ! I love her mind. Ms. Palin strikes a blow to the colossal ego of the white house Negro !

  • pilot007

    That should travel well. Outstanding Mrs Palin!

  • GrayRider

    Bada Boom!

  • Tim Callaway

    love it

  • Bruce Carter

    I’m on the Obama diet…I watch Putin eat my lunch.

  • Russ Ramey

    LOL! Bravo! Putin schools Obama, what a sad state of affairs when we agree more with a KGB field officer than our TWICE elected POTUS.

  • R F S 4

    Hey and with a Syrian strike, she’ll be able to see Russia retaliate from her backyard too!

  • gatorgreg1977

    Jeez, I’m glad Obama didn’t bend over- at least in public- or it could have gotten really ugly.

  • Sassy3000

    What Moron doesn’t comprehend that What Sarah Was doing back in 2008 was called HYPERBOLE?! Seriously everyone making fun of her looked like a bunch of drooling idiots.

    And Russia USED TO OWN The land now called Alaska! I bet a lot of the cackling half-wits making fun of Sarah don’t know that.

    Plus Alaska IS the closest part of America TO Russia!

    So her comment DID make sense. Well to those with actual working brains. So of course No Liberal understood her comment. lol

  • Sassy3000

    Oh and that was a good one. lol

  • steve

    Sarah’s Nightly Prayer: “Thank you, God, for Obama. I’ve been hanging on his coattails for 5 years now and I’ve become a wealthy millionaire by trashing him on a daily basis. It’s my career now.”

  • Mick_Pearson

    Honey Grifter 2016!

  • bungopony

    I can see Obama(spit!)’s lip print on Putin’s behind from,well,anywhere in the world!

  • J. Cox

    How about we allow another Democrat just to see what happens with 22% real UE,and 25 trillion debt.I mean,lets all be Detroit shall we.Bang up job sport.

  • Stu Gotts

    Once again. The “brilliance” is putting together Aunt Billie’s friend’s quote together with the photo and then posting said photo on her facebook page, from which even nimrods like you are talking about it and therefore publicizing it even further. Absolutely brilliant.

  • Katepatate

    Your wish is our command. She will be your president one day. Get use to it. We don’t want a bi-sexual first woman president which is Hillary. We want an all American girl with a husband who loves and respects her and a wonderful family who supports her. No creepy political animal like Hillary need apply.

  • gus

    Why do you HATE women?

  • LouAnnWatson

    yes, hitlery would have been “more thoughtful” and “measured”. benghazi

  • Stu Gotts

    Suit yourself. You’re still an incredible moron.

  • J. Cox

    So you are OK with failure then…got it..Go Hillary 11eleventy11!!

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    That’s assuming Democrats HAVE anybody to run in 2016. Obama can’t run again under the Constitution. Biden is an idiot. Hillary still has Benghazi to account for. Who else do you have?

  • LouAnnWatson

    i’ll take that guarantee and raise you benghazi, brain tumor and “independent strong women myth”. if an hispanic democrat rises, hillary won’t make it beyond the primary

  • Stu Gotts

    You, and millions of other nimrods just like you, are now talking about it. It’ll be all over the web by morning. All that after some itty bitty insignificant Facebook post. THAT, my imbecilic friend, is brilliant marketing. All she needs to do is post something on Facebook and it’ll be seen by millions and millions of people.

  • Corey Dennison

    Yes, and you’re still a pathetic troll.

  • Stu Gotts

    Methinks ol’ Spiffy is not so spiffy in the brain department.

  • Katepatate

    Palin’s brilliance is in getting the liberal, leftist, socialist, progressive all discombobulated about a simple slogan she heard from her Aunt Billie. It’s so easy with these people. Sarah Palin lives in their minds and they cannot get her out. Keep it up, President Sarah.

  • Katepatate

    You are terrified of her, aren’t you? If you were honest, you would admit it. Sarah Palin terrifies you because she will make you accountable for yourself instead of expecting others to pick up your slack. We will also get to pump our own oil and get our coal so our electric bills won’t go so high as they are right now. She might even get our borders protected.

  • TocksNedlog

    That’s okay. I’m sure that if you hold your breath real tight, one of the people YOU admire will say something witty one day.

  • Finrod Felagund

    And yet it was important enough that you had to comment here, many multiple times.

  • Corey Dennison

    Said the Obama barking seal.

  • LouAnnWatson

    he just can’t help himself as his brain drips out of his ear, unable to have an intelligent discussion. just attack with inane comments which mean nothing to the thinking person

  • The Penguin (Happy Hanukkah)

    I’m back because you were making it a little worthwhile. Now, to your point. Was just curious why the creepy kid for an avatar. Are you making an accusation? I think you may be treading down a path you shouldn’t be. Insults and snark are one thing. But inferring what you obviously are here…not real smart, or funny…savvy “dude”? Best you just stfu and troll along elsewhere.

  • LouAnnWatson

    the kids face matches your intellect

  • The Penguin (Happy Hanukkah)

    “Lady Blah Blah”. So cool, so edgy, so imaginative! You’re a f*ckin’ riot you are.

  • SpiffyMclure

    People that I admire say witty shit all the time. Most of them ain’t politicians though.

  • plumberskid

    I’m not so sure….

  • The Penguin (Happy Hanukkah)

    Same sh*t different topic. You really need to get some new material. Maybe something funny for a change. And the “aDORable” thing, stupid. Have you ever commented without somehow adding that in? Tired and lame. Maybe you can pick up some more liberal gems from the Huffpo and come on back…or better yet, stay there.

  • Mick_Pearson

    Have you ever commented without somehow adding that in?

    Yes.

  • Corey Dennison

    It’s the only attention the little troll ever gets…go easy on him.

  • Corey Dennison

    Or internet trolls named Spiffy.

  • Corey Dennison

    And aren’t you one of the same trolls that never fails to mention ‘bumpits’ on Palin threads?

    Idiot.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    “What a jealous moron I am. And all of a sudden, you all are loving how Sarah Palin gets under my skin.”

    There. Fixed it for ya. You’re welcome.

  • Guest

    Sarah Palin was right.
    ——–
    ‘Russia steps up bomber runs near Alaska’ (March 28, 2008 )

    “Russia’s resurgent military is again making sporadic, unannounced bomber runs toward Alaska’s airspace, leading the Air Force to scramble jets to intercept and identify them, according to the commander of the Pacific Air Forces, Gen. Howie Chandler.

    http://www.adn.com/2008/03/28/358368/russia-steps-up-bomber-runs-near.html
    ——-

    “Alaska is the first line of defense in our missile interceptor defense system. The 49th Missile Defense Battalion of the Alaska National Guard is the unit that protects the entire nation from ballistic missile attacks. It’s on permanent active duty, unlike other Guard units.

    As governor of Alaska, Palin is briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counterterrorism. Her exposure to classified material may rival even Biden’s.”

    http://www.blackfive.net/main/2008/08/commanding-the.html

  • The Demon Slick

    We’re not loving Putin, just acknowledging that he OWNED Obama on Syria, and wishing America had a Strong Leader who Unashamedly Pursues the Nations Interests.

  • Corey Dennison

    Better go apply some ointment…your butthurt over Obama getting slammed by Sarah (again) must really be causing you some irritation.

  • SpiffyMclure

    Hey! Four comments from Corey this AM. Lessee. “troll,” “troll,” “no, you are,” “troll.” Well, that was disappointing.

  • George Murrey

    Tina is no Sarah Palin. Sarah speaks from the heart. Tina reads lines and has no credibility.

  • disqus_hWxH4td6BT

    Clinton was a cheater, a liar, and pot smoker who oh, yes! didn’t inhale! Do you have any common sense and thought process in you head?

  • CarolinaGirl3

    Hey GMTA – I called her the same thing above before reading your post!

  • gotroy22

    Tina is a plastic surgery created Holywood fraud.

  • $39650924

    You’re aware Tina Fey is a comedian? That she makes people laugh for a living (intentionally)? That her and Palin don’t actually have the same occupation?

  • hotram1

    George Murrey, I believe you are a bit confused, Sarah is no Tina Fey. Tina Fey was the first female head writer at SNL for years before writing and starring in her multiple award winning comedy series, 30 Rock. She doesn’t just read lines, she actually writes the material also, too like the movie Mean Girls! Speaking of mean girls, your hero Sarah Palin, doesn’t speak from the heart, more like a serpent’s heart. She spends $8,000/month on a ghostwriter to pen all of her internet diatribes and public speeches, ya know the lines she reads! Also too, those fictional books she claims to write. Tina Fey, a comedy writer and actress has received seven Emmy Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, five Screen Actors Guild Awards and four Writers Guild of America Awards, not to mention she’s the youngest recipient of The mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Tina Fey has a lot of credibility and is well respected in her profession. Unlike Sarah Palin, the failed VP candidate who gave up any credibility she had when she quit governing halfway through the first term to become a reality tv celebrity. Palin has been a laughing stock to the vast majority of Americans for the past five years. This joke is stale and it will always be a reminder of Sarah Palin’s level of unpreparedness and ignorance.

  • Corey Dennison

    Well, that was disappointing.

    Something which I’m sure you’re used to hearing in the bedroom.

    By the way, if getting called a ‘troll’ causes you such anguish, here’s a hint for you: stop acting like a troll.

  • CarolinaGirl3

    And probably one that believes Sarah said it and not Tina Fake. Which pretty much sums up your low-information Democrat voter.

  • SpiffyMclure

    “Something which I’m sure you’re used to hearing in the bedroom.”

    Even if she believed it true, not sure the Mrs. would say something so mean, so no, not used to it at all. Hold on a sec’.. Just asked her. Ain’t true.

    Now, if your previous internet skillz are any indication, you’ll opt for a gay, hooker or inflatable doll crack, or go full-metal wingnut and insult my wife. Go.

    “causes you such anguish”

    If “anguish” is a synonym for “eye roll,” you might have a point. But it’s not, so you don’t.

  • LouAnnWatson

    is it “sort of slang” or actual slang?
    i do know that when criticized, the leftist narcissist can’t comprehend, thus begins the futile mockery of their criticizer because of their own inability to rationally process criticism.
    maybe try this, obama saying “i wish i could see snowden from my house”

  • LouAnnWatson

    so why are you hanging around if this page is so inferior

  • TheOriginalDonald

    You’re mistaking Ms. Fey with Lisa Ann

  • politicsisdirty

    to hide her scar…on the face?

  • LouAnnWatson

    “ballsed”? what language is that? “convo”? are you a phantom from the eighties? notice the progressive degradation in the conversation due to the leftist narcissists inability to rationally process criticism.

  • LouAnnWatson

    aw, sensitive. but not in return

  • SpiffyMclure

    Hmm. Harping on an avatar and it’s supposed match to intellect. Sez a lady whose avatar has no head. Quite literally, no head.

  • LouAnnWatson

    i thought you were gay

  • SpiffyMclure

    You went there? Sigh. That you think this is an insult is really sad.

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    Boy, you are psychotically obsessed with this woman. Seek help.

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    Your hatred for this woman borders on a mental illness. Seriously.

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    Sorry, I don’t argue with mentally ill people. Get some help.

  • [email protected]

    adapto1432 .. I wonder if someone said the same thing about your mama ? . Once again you show what a troll and in sequential toad you really are .

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    “An obsession is a persistent (continuous) and recurring thought that a person is unable to control. A person suffering from obsessive thoughts often has symptoms of anxiety (uneasiness or dread) or emotional distress. To relieve this anxiety, a person may resort to compulsive behavior.”

    Read more: http://www.scienceclarified.com/Mu-Oi/Obsession.html#ixzz2fRsyHl5R

  • Martin2717

    But you’re paying attention to her.

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    “no one of any consequence is paying attention.”
    I guess that means you’re no one of any consequence.

  • Guest

    Obama lost without a teleprompter

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHUsRTYFAU

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    Obsessive Compulsive behavior. Very telling.

  • therantinggeek

    Don’t worry. I’ve already had someone put the straitjacket on him. 😉

  • kgolfinghawaii

    It sure seems NO ONE in the press or the demoncrat voters knew that now did they? Those of us with a thinking brain were aware of that obvious statement of yours, but again all the voters on the left seemed to think she actually said things she didn’t based upon the idiot actor and worse the supposed press.

  • Brad Harvey

    (intentionally)??? Try (occasionally)…

  • maggiespat

    *SHE* and Palin; She = subjective case pronoun.

  • $39650924

    Um sure, if you say so. I’m sure it seemed that way to you, in your infinite wisdom and experience.
    FYI – I’m one of those voters on the left and none in my circle actually confused Sarah Palin with Tina Fey. But go ahead with the blanket statements if it makes you feel better.

  • gtwreck

    Exceptions prove the rule.

  • William Kent Jenkins

    Hey…Dude …he did say so…wake up

  • Larenzo1

    I actually met some people in Boston and RI that actually thought that comments made by Tina Faye were real comments by Palin and was using it to prove how ignorant she was. Or so they thought.

  • DeeDEEthree

    deleted wrong place.

  • DeeDEEthree

    Sarah was just going over to tell Obama that there are only 50 States and not 57.

  • TexSizzle

    50 and not 60: the 57 he had visited, the 1 he had left to visit, and the 2 his handlers wouldn’t let him visit.

  • Mick_Pearson

    I’ve failed to do so a number of times.

  • Jimbo

    Some people? I know many libs and ALL of them think Palin said that. I’ve also met libs who were excited that Oboy got elected, the first time, because “we had to get Bush out of there somehow.” Massive election fraud, O.K. because the Republicans do it too. A friend of mine went nuts one night, screaming at the T.V. Asked what the problem was, he said “that’s that bitch that lies for the Publicans.” Where? “There, on the T.V. the bitch that lies for the Publicans, the stupid whore.” I knew he meant Ann Coulter, but he couldn’t think of her name. After a little teasing I finally told him it was Nancy Grace. Never heard of her either, but was still sure it was that lying bitch. These are the people who think we are stupid.

  • RiSheil

    Which statements? I’m a liberal in RI so I can confirm what we did and did not believe.

  • RiSheil

    I wasn’t confused either.

  • RiSheil

    Nice!

  • Larenzo1

    Take your pick I do not care if you are from Timbuktu the fact that you confess to being a liberal says it all. It was a general conversation on the comments and it was years ago.

  • RiSheil

    I can’t take my pick if you can’t name any.