‘If you like your sex life, you can keep it’: Obamacare to question sex life? How should you respond?

Haha! It’s like he is saying Obamacare is now Pervy Obamacare or something.

Wait, what? Is it?!

According to an Opinion piece at The New York Post, Obamacare will question your sex life. We don’t need no stinkin’ privacy!

That’s putting it mildly.

Nasty business is more like it. Did Anthony Weiner have a hand in drafting the law? More from The New York Post:

‘Are you sexually active? If so, with one partner, multiple partners or same-sex partners?”

Be ready to answer those questions and more the next time you go to the doctor, whether it’s the dermatologist or the cardiologist and no matter if the questions are unrelated to why you’re seeking medical help. And you can thank the Obama health law.

“This is nasty business,” says New York cardiologist Dr. Adam Budzikowski. He called the sex questions “insensitive, stupid and very intrusive.” He couldn’t think of an occasion when a cardiologist would need such information — but he knows he’ll be pushed to ask for it.

Further, as Jammie Wearing Fool points out, alleged women’s rights groups are silent. But, hey, “free” birth control! And tampon-stealing Romney or something.


Double bada-bam!


Other Twitter users offer up suggested ways to respond to the creepster questioning:

Perfect. True story, indeed.

An exit point:

Huh. Funny that.

And Iowahawk brings it all home:


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  • Clayton Grant

    Just go ahead and have the NSA activate my laptop’s camera, but be prepared for disappointment!

    • Guest

      Hey, they warned us if we voted for Mitt Romney, the Government would be intruding into our bedrooms.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    I hope they take my answer of ‘NOYFB'(none of your f*cking business) and shove it up their collective a$$es.

    Seriously though… the IRS can’t prosecute EVERY SINGLE American that tells them to take a long walk off a short pier……

    It’s time in 2014, on your tax returns, to tell the gov’t that you’ve only had 1 sex partner, and that would be the government screwing you in the backside. Or to just tell them to go screw themselves. #No2014TaxFiling

    • SineWaveII

      There’s a simpler solution. Don’t try to “plead the fifth” and attract attention to yourself. Instead, just follow Obama’s example and lie. Let their databases fill up with crap. It serves them right.

  • Love of Country

    ….. I don’t remember ….. is that a crime, too?

    • Ty in TX

      How about this one LoC?
      Answer their questions like this:
      Dear Dr. Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me….

      • TJCrane_NCC1701

        Hahaha Ty ! I was thinking the same thing. The blank sheet of paper that EVERY teenage boy will request to list his sex partners will be called “The Brag Sheet” or “The Supplemental Conquest Page”.

        The Drs office will need to devote whole filing cabinets to Spitzer, Coumo, and Weiner…..

        LMAO !

  • grais

    They’ll get from me my name, rank, and serial number, (two of which don’t even exist) since I view them as the enemy.
    And if I’m in a good mood, I’ll volunteer that I am a natural-born US citizen. I’ll prove it, too, which is more than Obama has done.

  • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

    Since I am being screwed by my Government, the Healthcare racket, and now my doctor, I guess you can say I have multiple partners.

    • Canadian in USA

      My friend used to say, “Hand them a condom…I mean, if they’re going to screw you, at least get them to do it right.”

      • bonnieblue2A

        Is that condom free under Obamacare; or, is that only Viagra and bc pills?

    • BigTBoom

      The government’s going to make someone else screw you, they just to watch and take notes. It also gives them the ability to say it wasn’t us, it was your dr.

    • bonnieblue2A

      This is reasonable cause enough to require Obama and the entire Congress to undergo STD testing and to publish it in the name of ‘national sexurity’.

  • Republicanvet

    I can see it now. Health care will be denied for some reason if I report I am hetero with a single partner over years.

    If I report I have multiple animal partners every weekend I can go to the head of the line.

    What fracking business is it of theirs?

  • TocksNedlog

    If my doctor dares ask me about my sex life, I will refuse to answer on the grounds that it will make him feel small and inadequate.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Lol! *snort!*

    • WhoMeToo

      O.O oh my.

    • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

      “But how did you make the horse cry?”
      “I showed him.”

      • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll


    • Finrod Felagund

      Tell the doctor that they weren’t sex ‘partners’ because partner implies equality and they were actually your sex slaves. (-:

  • Canadian in USA
  • Canadian in USA

    Would “Screw You!” be an acceptable answer?

  • kblue905

    “Be ready to answer those questions and more the next time you go to the doctor, whether it’s the dermatologist or the cardiologist” Good luck getting an appointment with a dermatologist! I’m a Stage IV melanoma survivor with “Cadillac” insurance and have to drive 3 hours to see a doctor that isn’t really a botox pimp masquerading as a dermatologist.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    My answer in response to that line of questioning would be along the lines of:

    “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement….Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”

    If it worked for Bill, I’m sure it would work for me………..

  • SineWaveII

    Sounds like Obama wants a sex registry to go with the gun registry.

    • bonnieblue2A

      Yet all of Obama’s college records remained sealed. Serfs are to be transparent but the government elite, not so much.

  • Markward

    Remember how libs keep claiming how Intrusive Republicans want to be in the bedroom… Oh wait, we weren’t asking asking about your sex life.

  • Axelgreaser

    How about a simple ‘Fuck You!?’ It’s within the realm of the topic and its a phrase that always says so much.

    • Casca

      Don’t blame the doc- blame Obama

  • Michelle

    And let’s not forget – also a part of Obamacare is the requirement for Dr. to establish and maintain electronic medical records for all patients. That means, not only is your medical history going to be in a database accessible nationally, so is your private sex life! If my Dr. EVER asks me how many sexual partners I’ve had, I’m gonna say 148 just to watch the look on her face and leave it at that.

    • QueenB

      Why so low? I mean, if you’re gonna go for it, REALLY go for it. lol

      • Michelle

        237 a good number?

        • grais

          How ’bout “I lost count Years ago?”

          • Michelle

            Ha – thought of that one too, “Oh, Doc, so many I’ve lost track.”

        • QueenB

          Oh no, we want to go for record breaking don’t we? At least that’s my plan. “Thousands doc….and you’re next baby!”

          • Michelle

            Bwahahahaha that’s right – will remind him I have a good decade or two to go before I’m done!

          • QueenB

            And I’m 37…..sexual peak baby! No doctor is safe!

    • CatHerder

      Or tell him “All of them.” Let him figure out that if you hadn’t ‘had’ them, they wouldn’t be sexual partners.

    • Casca

      We have to ask ( sort of) I always tell my patient to ” mess with the data”- tell them you have 1000 partners, 10,000 guns and 14 spouses.
      That will crash some NSA computer and make Sebilius ” Hitler of Health Care” rip her hair out !

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I’m going to ask, “Do you mean including your wife?”

      • Michelle

        Excellent! Or “Does that include those with or without the clown nose and bunny slippers?” “Does this include my friend’s Golden Retriever who has an obsession with humping my leg?”

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          I’m thinking that those last ones would place you on a list of possible Obama Cabinet appointees.

  • $24698634

    Hey, twitterverse. where’s the racist rants about Miss America? Don’t want to show your true colors?

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      awww. Are you lost little boy?

      • grais

        kelly’s lame

        • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

          And dumb too. I bet he kinda looks like a chic.
          Edit/Note/Disclaimer: Not that him looking like a chic makes him dumb. Two different things.

          • grais

            Nevermind that he/she’s Completely off-topic, why scream to the “twitterverse” on Twitchy?

            Makes no sense at all. poor thing.

          • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

            Yeah…I almost feel sorry for he/she/it…almost.

    • ObamaFail

      What are you talking about? If anyone is going to make anything related to Miss America about race it would be you lefties. You liberals are the only ones who care about skin color.

    • Finrod Felagund

      I think you’re lost. dKos is thataway ——->

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      See kiddies? Meth – not even once.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll


    • HWarrior13

      People….feeding the trolls , really ? And Penguin, I hold you to higher standard, you know!


      • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

        Sometimes it’s okay to play in the sewer for a bit as long as you climb back out. ;^b

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty…


  • arttie

    Can I file a sexual harassment claim if they ask?

  • ObamaFail

    Will there be mass protests yelling “Stay out of our Bedrooms!” like lefties did when they thought they were sticking it to Republicans? Or will the same people yelling “stay out of our bedrooms” now be willingly throwing open their doors to the government?

  • Magnifico

    I wouldn’t call them “partners”. I just needed some cushion for the pushin’.

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t


  • Kristin Thomas

    They will be butting into our homes as well if we are parents…..the intrusion is just beginning. And to think here in Virginia, the feminazis are about to pee themselves over Ken Cuccinelli’s backing laws that shut down abortion clinics that weren’t much better than back alley doctors. And yet they say NOTHING about this.

  • Andrew Fishman

    See, the thing is that the administration is having trouble figuring out how to fund this thing, you know with Republican recalcitrance and all those massive cost overruns, so what they’re gonna do is start a porn production company as an offshoot of the IRS with the Obamacare information, and the NSA with all the domestic spying and they’re gonna make the big bucks with the best of all of our hottest stories and then they’re gonna sell it all back to us in textbooks that they’ll have us buy to support the Common Core curriculum and cable TV and internet porn and…… And we’ll all live happily (and lustily) ever after! {swoon}

    • QueenB

      Why do I have a feeling that free porn won’t be all that good. It WON’T suck, as it were. (Sorry, just couldn’t help it.)

      • Andrew Fishman

        Ah, but it will be politically correct and that’s all that counts!

  • Nicole Coulter

    I liked things better under don’t ask, don’t tell.

  • tops116

    Wow, this story is a Clinton joke waiting to happen.

  • Casca

    Doctors are by far the most conservative voting people around- we worked too damn hard to get where we are to fall for this cr@p and see daily the welfare queens and illegals raping the system
    . Every week, Medicare/Medicaid comes out with some new hoop they want us to jump thru or they will cut our payments again.
    Problem is, very few doctors take Medicaid anymore and a lot more are dropping Medicare as well. Did you know that it is federal law that we have to have an interpreter handy FOR ANY LANGUAGE !!!??? Even Swahili ? The only way to do that is a translator line which runs $180 dollars an hour- for a $12 Medicaid visit !
    Yeah- don’t blame us- we hate Obamacare more than anyone- most of you have no clue how much damage it has already done in the medical field. It’s worse than you can even imagine and it’s going to get worse.
    We’ve lost 1/3 of our family practice doctors this year already and there are very few new ones coming in. Plan on seeing nothing but PA’s and NP’s for your care. Even the foreign doctors will stop coming here soon.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty…

    And what are they going to do when we say NOYDBA’holes?

  • LibLieExposer

    The proper response is to tell Obama & Obamacare staff to go fuck themselves.

  • NixTyranny

    Will Sandra Fluke be named Sex Questionnaire Czar?

    • bonnieblue2A

      I guess that would make Abortion Barbie (Wendy Davis) her enforcement agent armed with scissors.

  • bonnieblue2A

    So the women on the far left want the government out of their ‘lady parts’ except when it comes to Obamacare, because, #Obama! ????????

    When it comes to questions like this when they do not immediately concern the reason behind the doctor’s appointment, it is time to become ‘non-compliant’ patients.

    When did the HIPPA laws get changed by Congress?

    When did the collection of a ‘tax’ include intimate sexual, behavioral and social information?

  • seemorejustice

    Tell them that you can’t comment while it’s under active investigation… It worked for Benghazi!

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    Because the whole NSA thing wasn’t creepy enough.

  • radicallyalyssa

    Good thing I’m not a slut!

  • JD Son

    Pull a Clinton and state that you don’t know what the definition of sex or partners is.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    My trollish side wants to suggest preparing a graphic, detailed, erotic slideshow of sexual history to entertain your doctor with.

    My cautious side suggests perhaps holding off until there’s a little more information than one guy who “just knows” that the government is going to make him ask all these questions for their big gossip database.

    • ForTheRepublicOfDave

      What do the two have in common? They both need serious psychiatric help.

  • marion vega

    in a letter from the government: ”To meet our social engineering targets you have been selected for sexuality re-assignment. Please pick up your ‘Outrage Guide’ at your local Democrat office”