Literally? Humble Joe Biden thinks no one can beat his understanding of the Senate

Forget President Ego. Get a load of Vice President Hubris:

He’s also more or less sure he gets the House.

And his shotgun advice is also pretty swell, if he does say so himself.

Lord, it’s hard to be humble …

That’s no way to court the “Neanderthal” vote.

  • Texan357

    Looks like he didn’t get the memo from Putin. Next on Twitter: #BidenIsExceptional?

    • Jake Wilde

      “Special” maybe….

    • http://www.anyaarisohn.com/ Anya Arisohn

      HahAHaHaA!!! Nice!

  • franknmiller

    Biden does not understand anything better than anybody…..just sayin

  • Maxx

    Sorry Joe. Combine you and your boss and we pretty much have this.

    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/d7/c6/b2d7c677163a2705f676c9847301dd57.jpg

  • BoscoBolt

    Drunk, as usual.

  • waltermitty2012

    This from the man who, in April 2010, predicted the economy will soon be adding upwards of 500,000 jobs a month. Way to go, Joe.

    • trixiewoobeans

      He should have stopped at “I think…” Everybody knows that’s a lie.

      • rssllue

        Solid trixie…very solid!

  • CatHerder

    Hey Joe! LBJ wants a word with you.

    Heh heh heh…

  • syvyn11

    Mr. Biden, I beg you… RUN FOR PRESIDENT! Not only you’ll be a laughing stock. But you will be a plague on all democratic candidates for President. This guy will drag everyone down.

    • Daffy2009

      Unlikely the Dems will ever nominate a white male again. At least, not a straight white male. Can’t criticize the black guy, and with Hillary, can’t criticize the woman… after that… Hispanic… then gay… then who knows?

      • syvyn11

        Then Rachel Maddow (since the left loves intellectuals with no real world experience) will be the first transgendered candidate.

        She was once a man, right?

      • syvyn11

        But then they almost have to let Biden put up a primary campaign. Old Joe would raise a stink if he isn’t allowed to run his own campaign for president after serving 8 years as Obama’s VP.

        • rssllue

          Joe is now to be designated the permanent VP for any future democratic presidential candidate. Obama signed an executive order just last week for this to get Joe to talk twice as much before. He knew this would take the focus off of Obama’s own total lack of understanding and intelligence on just about everything.

    • Daffy2009

      Unlikely the Dems will ever nominate a white male again. At least, not a straight white male. Can’t criticize the black guy, and with Hillary, can’t criticize the woman… after that… Hispanic… then gay… then who knows?

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Senator Reid, you serve in the Senate, what do YOU have to say in response to Biden’s comment?

  • David

    Literally?

    • MyrmidoNOT

      More like “theoretically impossible”… 😉

  • therealguyfaux

    Best. Senate. Understander. Evah.

    Could someone take Old Joe behind the barn, and…y’know…?
    Hate to see an old dog suffer– it ain’t humane.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Methinks we’re suffering a bit more…
      …that dumba$$ in ‘literally’ “in” the inner-circle.

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    If Biden isn’t medicated, he should be. The guy is crazy.

  • Steve_J

    Biden is probably talking about Max Sennett.

    • SutureSelf

      That’s a good bet, considering that the Keystone Kops are running the White House.

  • thohan

    “♫The Villages, America’s friendliest hometown, the Villages…♫”

    How?

    (reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ)

  • FilleGitane

    Make it happen Dems: Biden 2016. It will be enormously entertaining to watch Joe and Hillary gum each other to death in the debates.

  • FilleGitane

    Make it happen Dems: Biden 2016. It will be enormously entertaining to watch Joe and Hillary gum each other to death in the debates.

  • jjrealmo

    BIDEN……ABSENT THE REASONING POWER OF MOST HUMANS SINCE BIRTH IS ONLY CAPABLE OF LEAVING THE BARN EACH TO GET TO HIS GRAZING FIELDS, POOR JOE FORGETS IT’S ALL ABOUT THE COW-BELL, COW-BELL JOE!!!!!!!!!

  • jjrealmo

    BIDEN……ABSENT THE REASONING POWER OF MOST HUMANS SINCE BIRTH IS ONLY CAPABLE OF LEAVING THE BARN EACH TO GET TO HIS GRAZING FIELDS, POOR JOE FORGETS IT’S ALL ABOUT THE COW-BELL, COW-BELL JOE!!!!!!!!!

  • AmericanMom

    This verbal diarrhea coming from the mouth of a professional idiot.

  • AmericanMom

    This verbal diarrhea coming from the mouth of a professional idiot.

  • tops116

    Well, at least when he’s doing this, Biden can’t be endangering anyone’s lives.

  • Michelle

    Right. This is the man who tells you to own a shotgun instead of a handgun or rifle for home protection so if you shoot at an intruder, you don’t accidentally kill your kids on the other side of the wall. Also the same guy who told us if we feel threatened by someone at our door, to blast through it with a shotgun (illegal). And the very same guy who said if we feel there is an intruder on our property, blast two warning shots into the air (also illegal).

    • Spinmamma

      “I have two shotguns, in my home…..” My favorite “songify the news” I don’t know how he survived that one. But yet he natters on.

    • Spinmamma

      “I have two shotguns, in my home…..” My favorite “songify the news” I don’t know how he survived that one. But yet he natters on.

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  • Right Wired

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  • Pendy1

    “Biden” and “understanding” in the same sentence? Please.

  • ELC

    You really think so little joey, you understand the Senate better than anyone else. That’s pretty laughable considering he doesn’t have an ounce of brains to begin with so how does he think he understands it better than the others?

  • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

    Well, he did preface it by saying it would be an “Outrageous” statement.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Gosh. Go figure.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      Another nice one. Good job.

  • Gary

    Man and women? Is that a typo? Or did he singularize the male and pluralize the female? Is there intent and purpose behind this inscrutable mystery or is this an example of Joe’s understanding?

  • Dexter Alarius

    There you go “thinking” again, Joe. You know you shouldn’t do that.

  • Dexter Alarius

    There you go “thinking” again, Joe. You know you shouldn’t do that.

  • David Gillies

    Essentially the only difference between Obama, Biden and Kerry on the one hand and the Three Stooges on the other is that the Stooges were trying to be funny. Biden is nothing more than the sort of know-it-all ignoramus that bores people in a bar to tears, somehow mysteriously elevated to high office. I have had smarter nosebleeds than Joe Biden.

  • David Gillies

    Essentially the only difference between Obama, Biden and Kerry on the one hand and the Three Stooges on the other is that the Stooges were trying to be funny. Biden is nothing more than the sort of know-it-all ignoramus that bores people in a bar to tears, somehow mysteriously elevated to high office. I have had smarter nosebleeds than Joe Biden.

  • sentry_99

    Hey Joe!! Everyone knew Senator Palpatine was really Darth Sidious the whole time. It was pretty obvious.

  • Wiki David

    Thanks Obama!

  • ToyZebra

    Joe is a fool. Hillary is old looking and shrill. Logically neither one should have a chance. But combine the moochers, the stupid and voter fraud and it sadly becomes possible.

  • JOHN F LYNCH

    Now if he only understood our Constitution.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    He might understand the modern dysfunction of the Senate better than any other humanoid.

  • SPQR9

    Remember that the first Presidential level decision Obama made was choosing this dementia patient as vice president candidate.

  • SPQR9

    Remember that the first Presidential level decision Obama made was choosing this dementia patient as vice president candidate.

  • The Jackal

    Will you please just STFU already!