Hilarious mockery of FLOTUS’ #DrinkH20 campaign is now — you guessed it — raaaaacist!

And … we’re off!

Remember when Media Matters’ Oliver Willis tweeted, “i hate conservatism, its so dumb”? Keep that in mind as you feast your eyes on his reaction to snort-worthy mockery of Michelle Obama’s Big Water push.

Clearly this is the goal:

Confirmed (again):

Behold some of the oh-so-racist assaults on the first lady:

And for the (obviously racist) win:

We’ll leave you with this:

Yore so smart.

  • Netmilsmom

    Oliver Willis, Pot = Black

    • BlahBlah

      I thought he was like half black or something. Maybe he uses lots of makeup.

      • Elaine

        I bet they hate the fact that Obama was conceived in a WHITE uterus.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Snap!

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            Snap! X100

        • Gina Cerone

          OMG I just fell out of my chair! LOL

        • KBS2011

          All hail – the Prince of Pin Pricks!

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Who knows… if I were either race, I wouldn’t claim him.

        • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

          We’d feed and water him. Claim, No!

          • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

            Well, too be fair, he does supply his own fertilizer.

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            Snap! The…. bull hocky wocky…LOL

  • Jake Wilde

    LOL well Willis admits he is paying attention.

  • WisconsinPatriot

    Oliver Willis, the gift that keeps on giving!

    • syvyn11

      Problem is that he gives you a bat up side our collective heads. Guy needs to get out of his basement.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        That would be a Nerf bat… but no matter, it’s always swing and a miss.

    • Aitch748

      Oliver Willis is one of the reasons we stop listening as soon as the race card is played.

  • gman213

    Drink water today…Kool-Aid tomorrow, you know…water is it’s primary ingredient. The refreshing drink that is “dog whistle” for Racist

    • Elaine

      I didn’t really need Michelle O to tell me to drink water. It’s kind of silly, isn’t it? Humans have been drinking water to stay alive since the beginning. Telling kids to read, on the other hand, makes more sense, no matter your color.

      • Guest

        Oh look, he got me already! Thanks for noticing my post, Ollie.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Lmaoooo! I went and upvoted everyone… watch Owillis log in to alternate accounts to down-vote more.

          • Elaine

            I wish this paid race baiter would post here so we could really let him have it!

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Are you joking? Typical left progs can’t stand up to criticism. They wilt like lettuce in a microwave. Upvote for you!

          • Elaine

            haha I’ve never put lettuce in a microwave? Is that a Michelle O recipe for veggies? Do you have to add water?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Haha, no, miraculously, to get this wilting effect, no water needed… unless it’s the water of their tears.

          • trixiewoobeans

            You have to pity him a little, his boss is racist. The only reason he hired him was for his skin color. He has to be “professionally black” at all times.

      • oconnellc
      • Ken Alan Draper

        the reason it gets any attention is that the amount of water she’s telling people to drink is an unhealthy amount. she’s actually suggesting you drink enough water every day to dangerously dilute your body chemistry.

  • CatHerder

    “I don’t drink water. Fish f*** in it.”
    W.C. Fields

    • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

      Oh…Thank You…Catherder!!! Yes, remember so quite well…What a witty and funny sot he was, and saw everything he was in that could be found.

  • PatriotRG

    in your case Willis she just meant carry on carying water for Mr O and stick to the milk shakes fat boy

    • gman213

      “Boy” ? Whooooaaaaaa, that’s racist too! Lol

      • PatriotRG

        i didn’t mean it in a racial way – but if its taken racially – i wont lose sleep over it

  • http://crayfisher.wordpress.com/ The Petulant Klown

    I’m surprised that Fat Ollie isn’t working for MSNBC.

    • Elaine

      I’m surprised Michelle O hasn’t given Ollie the ‘EAT MORE VEGGIES, FATTIE’ convo yet.

  • waterytart

    So, Willis, re Laura Bush, she was only telling white kids to read? That was my take on your racist comment………..

    • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

      Guess this Willis person might be thinking that First Lady Nancy Reagan was just speaking to just white people when she said, “Say No To Drugs!” Ahhh, We don’t think so, we know NOT!

    • mijo136

      And of course black people never made fun of the white Laura Bush.

      • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

        oh the back channels will repulse anyone.

    • Bemani Dog

      She must’ve been really upset when she found out black and other kids were there on 9/11 when her husband was reading to them in Sarasota.

    • right_on

      Obviously, Willis doesn’t listen to anything white folks have to say…because everything they say has some kind of “racist” message contained within. I am amazed at the number of people who call themselves people of color, that treat MLK with an air of veneration, yet choose to eschew his words. What ever happened with viewing man by the caliber of his character, rather than by the color of his skin? The same can be said about their political views: judge you opponent, not by the mascot of his party, but by the content and quality of his beliefs. Willis rejects criticism first because of race, and second because of party. Truth, justice, and the American way are foreign to him.

  • http://bobtheump.com/ BobTheUmp

    I was called a racist by the left when I didn’t agree with the President’s policies. So that means the lefties that didn’t want to bomb Syria are all racists too. Hey, Guess what? We are all racists now!! More at bobtheump.com

  • gman213

    America…where there is a white bogey man behind every door.

  • PatriotRG

    yes the industrial defense water complex – water and cursive are inherent white tricks used to keep the black man down

    • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

      water – human body is approx. 72% H20 trick,
      cursive – is now replaced by pushing buttons on 0phone trick.

    • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

      water – human body is approx. 72% H20 trick,
      cursive – is now replaced by pushing buttons on 0phone trick.

  • Jay Stevens

    But, but dihydrogen monoxide is toxic in large enough quantities.

    • CatHerder

      It will even corrode steel!

    • GaryTheBrave

      I understand dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical compound used extensively in manufacturing and agriculture. It is prevalent in most water sources and in its natural state is very dangerous to breathe, possibly fatal. FLOTUS is trying to kill us! !!!! 1! 1! Elebenty!!!

      • BlahBlah

        Dihydrogen monoxide should be banned!!!,!111

        • Stephen L. Hall

          Sadly, they are working on it. That and Carbon Dioxide has already been declared a pollutant by the EPA, and upheld in the courts; I’m waiting for them to outlaw Dioxide.

          • Rabid

            I’m waiting for them to outlaw farts.

          • Stephen L. Hall

            Well, that CH4 (Methane) they contain is a greenhouse gas.

          • furby

            the current propaganda is that thrown out food is contributing to the global worming (scam) by methane emissions.
            perhaps the water initiative is to deflect attention from her failure to get kids to eat veggies.

          • Stephen L. Hall

            Wouldn’t eating vegetables thus emit more of said greenhouse gas?

          • Stephen L. Hall

            Wouldn’t eating vegetables thus emit more of said greenhouse gas?

          • GaryTheBrave

            Global “worming”. I see what you did there.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Aren’t they working on moderating the cow fart output as it is?

      • Jeff Coil

        Its also the primary ingredient in acid rain.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Should be banned for all those drowning deaths.

          • mijo136

            There should be background checks and waiting periods before allowing anyone to purchase water

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Let alone a pool or jacuzzi.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Let alone a pool or jacuzzi.

          • Rabid

            High Capacity DHMO clips should be banned too! (flats of water for you LIV’s)

          • mijo136

            There should be background checks and waiting periods before allowing anyone to purchase water

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Should be banned for all those drowning deaths.

        • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

          and in our atmosphere.

      • Jeff Coil

        I heard that it played a major roll in the sinking of the Titanic.

      • Rabid

        DHMO kills more people than guns!

    • Roto

      http://www.dhmo.org/ ….hilarious. “Honk if you passed P-Chem” :-)

      • GaryTheBrave

        I never took chem. I mean in school. As in a class. Otherwise . . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/gerry.collinspvny?ref=tn_tnmn GerryPVNY

    I don’t know, Mrs. Obama….drinking a lot of water didn’t help Paul Ryan much. http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/snl-spoofs-vp-debate

    • Roto

      or Marco Rubio’s speech 😉

  • Mark O’Realius

    Whites have finally realized that Obama is black. Silly crackers.

    • Elaine

      And blacks keep ignoring that he’s white.

    • tops116

      Per the media’s “George Zimmerman Standard,” Obama is white-black.

      • Ohiobob69

        Just shorten that, instead of white-black, just say WHACK

  • Richard J Sunkle

    Don’t get me started in whitewater rafting.

  • Texan357

    .@FLOTUS Drink water?! I haven’t touched the stuff since I saw that fracking movie. What if we catch fire? #ScienceSaysSo

    First LOL o’-th’-day. On a Friday, no less!

    “Michelle Malkins [sic] grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web”

    Says the guy who has a feature article. EXACTLY!

    “who believe all it’s [sic] lies.”

    Does this guy even know how Twitter works? Talk about an AA hire. People like this live in a world without proof, in which their word is sacrosanct. They say “racist” or “lies” or “voter suppression” and it is necessarily so, merely because they have said it. No proof is necessary. “Dumb,” indeed.

    • Zeek

      Because, Obama!

    • grais

      Queen Michelle O “made” a sin, too…AA hired AND ‘educated’.

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    Who is Oliver Willis and why should I care?

    • Elaine

      A racist dork and you shouldn’t.

  • ClarkFL

    Where does Media Matters find these morons? Its like they went out into Massachusetts and looked for kids that were huffing paint, drinking kerosene, and staring at the sun. They told those kids “Hey, would you like to work for a morally bankrupt, racist, race-baiting, leftist, socialist organization?”

    • john brothers

      Quotas!

  • Matt

    The scariest part is somebody actually re-tweeted Willis’s last tweet about it being “all lies”. I hope it was re-tweeted in jest. Because if not, those people fail twitter. And that takes some doing.

  • Arkuy The Great

    So, any criticisms of a black President or FLOTUS is racist, eh? I shudder to think that the proper retort is that perhaps, by shielding the President from criticism in this manner, we are suggesting that blacks just aren’t up to the job of presidenting. I.E. the ones making the “RAACIIISSSTTTT!!!” charge are themselves the racists.

    • E Quilibrate

      You may be on to something there, The final phrase in the next-to-last sentence. We are suggesting something that has been proved true over
      the last 4 3/4 years.

      • Arkuy The Great

        “We” aren’t the ones suggesting it. It’s the ones who yell “RAAACISSSSTTT!!!!” who are doing so. All we are doing is pointing out how unsuitable the current POTUS is. Who he is, where he comes from, what he looks like, etc. do not matter.

      • Arkuy The Great

        “We” aren’t the ones suggesting it. It’s the ones who yell “RAAACISSSSTTT!!!!” who are doing so. All we are doing is pointing out how unsuitable the current POTUS is. Who he is, where he comes from, what he looks like, etc. do not matter.

  • PatriotRG

    does that mean i have to wait for her to tell me to do number 1 ? or is she just talking number 2 ?

  • Maxx

    I don’t know what would be more healthy for America…for Willis to skip the internet or a few meals. The guy is like Toure coming off a five-day bender at the Waffle House.

    • E Quilibrate

      Toure is certainly short for Tourette’s, right?

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    To Whom Ever This Person Willis Is: We post this message from a Great American
    “There is another class of coloured people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs — partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs.”
    ― Booker T. Washington
    …….
    Live Your Own Life and Recognize To Learn Something New Each And Every Day, Even If It Is Only About You Your Own Self – OLLPOH – Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness

  • J. Cox

    Oliver Willis @owillis

    Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies.

    So..it is a mirror?

    And All hail Zed…downvote troll ftw.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    .@owillis Shorter Owillis: Herpaderp!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Also, I see that Owillis has trolled through this thread and down-voted everyone… Can’t you just see him, ensconced in his mom’s basement, feverishly clicking all the down arrows…

    • Elaine

      He’s the only one that agrees with him.

    • idalily

      Heh.

    • E Quilibrate

      His mom has no basement, think crawlspace.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    .@charlescwcooke Shorter WH: Do not defenestrate yourself!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    .@owillis Stupid moron. We’re not white, we’re peach. Dumbass.

    • June Maulfair

      Yup! That’s the color in the crayon box that most matches my skin tone!

      • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

        What they haven’t modernized the titles of crayons and to replace peach with the new founded word ‘cracka’, yet? Its probably coming, though. :)

        • Guest

          Shit, they should give Georgia a new state fruit… “Georgia Peach” is RAAACISSST…

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            You’re too funny!!!! And No Georgia isn’t going to change their state fruit to Jimmy Carter Peanut.

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            You’re too funny!!!! And No Georgia isn’t going to change their state fruit to Jimmy Carter Peanut.

          • E Quilibrate

            Well then what is Chicago’s state fruit? Now someone is
            gonna post telling me Chicago is not a state. Beg to differ,
            it’s a state of complete chaos.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Illinois doesn’t have a fruit, IIRC… the white oak is the state tree, so acorns… ?

        • Guest

          Shit, they should give Georgia a new state fruit… “Georgia Peach” is RAAACISSST…

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Georgia needs a new state fruit. Willis can do it. Peach is racist.

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            So Georgia folk have to chop down all their peach trees? And not put oyster cracka’s in their soup(s)?

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Georgia needs a new state fruit. Willis can do it. Peach is racist.

  • BlahBlah

    If anyone is interested I have an excellent recipe for boiling water. CALL NOW

    • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

      LOL!! And this is the number to call…
      1-800-boilH20

    • BadGirloftheNorth

      I have an excellent one for freezing it, too! Handed down from my great grandmother when ‘ice boxes’ were in vogue…..

      • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

        And the number to call….
        1-800-IcedH20

      • BlahBlah

        I believe you do but before we undertake that hazardous task we need to wait for the gov’t to declare drinking of water frozen solid illegal.

        • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

          They would melt under Your recipe BlahBlah, and the gov’t would still prove to be the hazard.

        • BadGirloftheNorth

          The hot variety is gonna be a tough one, too. Wonder if she got this amazing idea watching Rubio drink water and it just sank in….

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            she be drownin’ Tracie drownin’…she has a dog paddlin’ problem.

          • BadGirloftheNorth

            Like the Titanic! And isn’t paddlin’ dogs considered abuse?? :) :)

          • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

            she be drownin’ Tracie drownin’…she has a dog paddlin’ problem.

        • BadGirloftheNorth

          The hot variety is gonna be a tough one, too. Wonder if she got this amazing idea watching Rubio drink water and it just sank in….

    • GaryTheBrave

      I could use it. I always burn mine.

  • Donna G

    Jon Gabriel, that was EPIC :)

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    If we do not get down voted immediately after posting this we know that it was by this Willis person…

    Again, we post this:
    “There is another class of coloured people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Having learned that they are able to make a living out of their troubles, they have grown into the settled habit of advertising their wrongs — partly because they want sympathy and partly because it pays. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs.”
    ― Booker T. Washington

    • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

      Thanks for the > ˅ < vote Willis person. We do appreciate that we have learned so much
      from you this person “Willis”, today.

      • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

        And thanks again for another ˅ vote, Willis person.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis?

  • cocamars

    I’m waiting for the First Lady to tell me to take more deep breaths.

  • Cajun

    owillis, another affirmative action graduate, pure dumb@ss, one step from a hubcap thief, BUT let’s see how he would answer this question, Hey, O Willis, who hired you, was it a WHITEY? Yes, I thought so.

    • BayushiZero

      Don’t insult hubcap thieves like that, Cajun0720.

      He’s one step from a hubcap.

  • Mike Pfaff

    Now I’m old and need to be told about Lasix that I may force my body to eliminate excess water stored in the wrong places due to the government of Bush not telling me to watch my salt intake before it was too late. How long will it be before the FLOTUS tells us about, or invents Lasix?

  • johnmully

    What choo talkin bout Willis!

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    And in other over-hydrating news:
    http://news.menshealth.com/overhydration-dangers/2012/06/09/
    Go back to your coffee (or ham after exercising :) ) citizens

    • BayushiZero

      Mmm… ham!

  • thetawake

    If one is too stupid to drink when thirsty, then please, don’t allow breathing to be any different…

  • BeeKaaay

    Leftwingwackos = racist. More proof here.

  • therealguyfaux

    “I’m sorry, Mr Willis, your Race Card has been declined. You have exceeded your credibility limit.”

  • Archer305

    SInce we know Willis comes to this site, he might be the perpetual down voter. Seems like “whomever” is downvoting every post they can can’t keep up (stopped after the first 30 comments it seems). Hello, Oliver! If it is you, please downvote me too! I would consider it an honor.

    Man, that rant made me thirsty, I need a scotch. Wait… water? Bah… who needs that. Scotch4Lyfe!

    P.S. Is there any way to see the screenname of the person downvoting?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      How about just a perpetual downer?

      • Archer305

        LOL… Love it…

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Look at Willis.. so happy to serve. He downvoted you!

          • Archer305

            I am honored! I must be doing something right

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      How about just a perpetual downer?

    • MarcusFenix

      Sadly, no. I don’t recall whether it’s on Twitchy’s side, or if it’s from Disqus, but unfortunately, it only shows upvote id’s when you mouse over.

  • Guest

    O.Willis just doing what he’s been indoctrinated to do by his momma and his government: “It’s not your fault Baby. You KNOW whose fault it really is don’t you? You didn’t fail Baby. The SYSTEM failed you!”

  • Mike Pfaff

    Now I’m old and need the FLOTUS to invent Lasix and tell me how to use it since the Bush government was so lax in restricting my salt intake. I have a LOT of water to eliminate and I’m sure she can put it to good use.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Suspect the term “water” is code for “Kool-Aid”…

  • Stephen L. Hall

    If I were Oliver Willis, I do not think that I’d turn it into a “dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies” contest. He’d certainly take the top spot.

  • Jeff Coil

    Maybe the government should have warned us of the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. http://dhmo.org/

  • averageshmoe

    Only in America can you get a job such as this guy bashing 1/2 of the American people and he doesn’t even have to get out of his chair. What does he do? Tweet trash every 5 minutes. Wow! Nice life.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    I was Blocked by @OWillis almost a year ago. THIN SKINNED RACIST.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      You’re doing something right.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      You’re doing something right.

  • Michael Bird

    According to Oliver Willis: Screen shots of tweets = lies & criticism of anyone of color = racism…! The logical acrobatics of the moonbat lefties never ceases to amaze me.

  • ainsworth29

    I thought water ceased to exist after Obama took office and turned it all to wine.

    • Jd1367

      Was that red or white wine? Think about your answer carefully because one choice is racist

      • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

        Last we heard they have their own beer brewery in the Whitehouse.
        Now, The Nanny Pelosi she be quite versed in wine being that she be owning a vineyard and all, so she probably be the best ‘sot’ to ask that question of to get her refined cognizant opinion.

      • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

        Last we heard they have their own beer brewery in the Whitehouse.
        Now, The Nanny Pelosi she be quite versed in wine being that she be owning a vineyard and all, so she probably be the best ‘sot’ to ask that question of to get her refined cognizant opinion.

    • Jd1367

      Was that red or white wine? Think about your answer carefully because one choice is racist

  • Brian Roastbeef

    So how long before this drink water campaign falls apart on itself in the wake of a Putin op-ed favoring vodka?

  • Joe W.

    @redsteeze You’ll only be happy when the First Lady has to drink water from a separate fountain! @owillis

    Moochelle does not need a separate fountain….she needs a trough.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      I’m surprised she doesn’t demand one… you know, so all the dirty patriots can’t use it.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      I’m surprised she doesn’t demand one… you know, so all the dirty patriots can’t use it.

  • Jd1367

    Oliver Willis trying to out-Touré Touré

  • ctmom

    How much is this water campaign costing us and will she only visit places to tout it that have Democrats up for re-election?

    • stuckinIL4now

      Or in a town that overwhelmingly voted against her husband–TWICE.

  • Christian Burgwald

    Good Old boys drink whiskey and rye.

  • Christian Burgwald

    Good Old boys drink whiskey and rye.

  • canb0nly1

    @ExJon wins the Internet for all time

  • canb0nly1

    @ExJon wins the Internet for all time

  • DV S1EOG

    If Oliver Willis actually ventured out of his basement bedroom every once in awhile, maybe he’d see that every mockery of the current President/First Lady is not racist. To call racist on every little thing starts to lessen the impact of that label. Also, it seems that those who cry out racist the most tend to be the most racist.

    So to Oliver Willis, you are a tool. Instead of spreading moronic crap on twitter, why don’t you clean up your room before your mom puts you on punishment again. Oh, and the practice of having piss bottles in your room so you don’t have to walk away from the XBox is disgusting. Clean your room, take out the trash, dump the piss bottles, do the dishes, then maybe you can stay up past your bedtime tonight.

  • DV S1EOG

    If Oliver Willis actually ventured out of his basement bedroom every once in awhile, maybe he’d see that every mockery of the current President/First Lady is not racist. To call racist on every little thing starts to lessen the impact of that label. Also, it seems that those who cry out racist the most tend to be the most racist.

    So to Oliver Willis, you are a tool. Instead of spreading moronic crap on twitter, why don’t you clean up your room before your mom puts you on punishment again. Oh, and the practice of having piss bottles in your room so you don’t have to walk away from the XBox is disgusting. Clean your room, take out the trash, dump the piss bottles, do the dishes, then maybe you can stay up past your bedtime tonight.

  • nc

    This is a very funny thread, and Thank The Lord (and BlahBlah) for the much needed laughs!

    But my blood is still boiling as I just came from another thread that was filled with the most openly anti-Semitic comments I have seen here on Twitchy. It’s like a plague of locusts has descended. What really got me angry was one of these creeps said something like “I don’t care anymore if you call me racist.” This really set me off because we ALL have been called racists over stupid things, like this water thing, or for merely having a political disagreement, and so we ALL now feel that way. But this has given license to the true racists to feel emboldened. Makes me sick.

    • DV S1EOG

      I think that people do not care about being called racist anymore because it has been so played out in the past 5 years. The impact of being called a racist now is about equal to being called a big meanie.

      • nc

        Thank you, that’s my point. So what happens when we come up against true racists? We’ve diluted the word so as to make it meaningless.

        • DV S1EOG

          We can just call them an Oliver Willis. With his constant use of the racist label, it is quite obvious that he is the true racist.

        • Unicorns and Rainbows

          Well, you can thank the libs for trivializing it into what it has become. They tried to use it as a ploy to protect Obama from criticism. But they over-used it to the point that they essentially desensitized everyone to it and turned the word into a punch line. And this story is proof that they’re STILL doing it.

          • nc

            Yes, exactly, I blame libbies for overusing the word on people who simply disagree with them.

            Here’s an exact quote from that other thread: “Call me a racist and bigot, at this point I don’t give a s*** about that anymore.” Well, sure, we all feel that way, but guess what? There actually still are some bigots out there! And now they feel “freer” to spout off. Thanks, libbies!

        • MarcusFenix

          There was one over on the thread about Noir a few days past I called a racist multiple times, after he called Noir an “oreo”. He tried to spin it as something else, but…at the end, he was more offended that I called him uninformed, than calling out his racist banter.

  • DiabloDawg

    Maybe she doesn’t have anything else to do since her boy is always out playing “spades” with his other love Reggie.

    • Unicorns and Rainbows

      Down low bucks.

  • Unicorns and Rainbows

    “Racist.” Ha! Like that word means ANYTHING anymore.

  • thohan

    Kudos to James Taranto for coining the term “thirst lady”.

  • Steve_J

    But what happens if the kiddies get dihydrogen monoxide?

  • Jack Deth

    Oliver Willis tweeted:

    “Michelle Malkins (sp) grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing
    out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies.”

    When has Mr. Willis ever been right about anything?

    Just curious.

  • Civenti Tu Vergens

    “Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web…”

    Oh Oliver- you must be on Michelle’s mirror site. You know… the one that’s actually a mirror.

  • docflash9

    Hey Willis,Im heading out on errands but putting on my white face before going.Oh and Im white.

  • walterc

    I’ve been drinking water my whole life, but the last 30 years or so, only after it’s been filtered by coffee grounds or mixed with various ingredients to make beer. Mostly from a cool mountain stream.

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    How do we contact this Willis person to get our next answer from in reference to ‘lies’? Anyone know?

  • RockThisTown

    I’m with JG – what’s this “water” everyone is talking about? I’ve never heard of it before. I refuse to drink it unless government steps in, subsidizes production, gives me vouchers to pay for it & sets up a program to regulate it, so I know it’s 100% safe. Thank you, Mrs. Obama, for letting me know about this.

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    The Oliver Willis fellow seems to be one big open racial raw nerve.
    Any statement that doesn’t prop up a black figures point of view is immediately deemed racist.
    Typical.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Love it. Michelle living rent-free in Willis’ head. (You may want to bathe, Michelle… )

  • Herbert Napp

    This dude got brutalized. I have no idea how he can post without embarrassment after such a hilarious retort on his part. What a dumb POS partisan drone.

    • BenInNY

      It seems to happen to him on something like a biweekly basis. He’s a perfect fit for Media Matters.

    • MarcusFenix

      He tends to get intellectually brutalized on every day that ends in Y.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Yeah, go ahead, drink the Mooch’s water. Leftists have been drinkin’ it for years so you know what you’ll end up like if you imbibe.

  • Michelle

    KoolAid is made with water, so pretty sure her adoring fans are already on top of it.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Winner!

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Winner!

  • Peyton

    That’s funny, because Oliver Willis is commonly featured among the dumbest on the site.

  • World B. Free

    By Whatyoutalkinbout Willis’ “logic”:

    Whiskey & water get you drunk
    Vodka & water get you drunk
    Tequila & water get you drunk

    Conclusion: Water is the common ingredient, so water gets you drunk!

    • Stephen L. Hall

      “What’s wrong with being drunk?” — Arthur Dent

      “Ask a glass of water.” — Ford Prefect

      — Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy

  • unknown

    If I want to be educated about water, I’ll watch this video

    http://youtu.be/GYlLUQdFevs

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Just you watch you T-Bag neanderthals! Oliver Willis is going to drink himself skinny by following the Black FLOTUS’ advice and that’ll show you creepy ass crackers!

    • World B. Free

      haha…. love that avatar!

    • World B. Free

      haha…. love that avatar!

  • Amplius Piratae Asino

    Because of The Bitter Beard’s War on Food, Cracker Barrel has now irretrievably ditched its Southern-style breakfast menu–COMPLETELY BANNING THE USE OF REAL BACON!!! Whole wheat flatbread is now the “bread” of choice.

    FLOTUS is running true to her Corporate Blackmail roots, and leaning on the franchises to force the American palate into total submission! If FLOTUS would just move to her Penny Pritzker purchased, Hawaiian, oceanside, $5 MILLION estate, we could return to bacon, eggs, chicken & waffles…

  • ErskinFlibberJabber

    #water is the new #koolaid

  • ErskinFlibberJabber

    #water is the new #koolaid

  • jjrealmo

    MOOSECHELLE HOLD MORE WATER THAN A CAMEL, IN FACT A HERD OF CAMELS AND IT’S ALL IN THE HUMP ON HER BACKSIDE, LOWER REGION!!!!!!!!!!

  • jjrealmo

    MOOSECHELLE HOLD MORE WATER THAN A CAMEL, IN FACT A HERD OF CAMELS AND IT’S ALL IN THE HUMP ON HER BACKSIDE, LOWER REGION!!!!!!!!!!

  • World B. Free

    Well, maybe if her “god” of a husband hadn’t been so ambitious and caused those oceans to recede, and parted the seas and healed the planet and all that crap, then maybe, just MAYBE there would be enough water to go around.

  • World B. Free

    Well, maybe if her “god” of a husband hadn’t been so ambitious and caused those oceans to recede, and parted the seas and healed the planet and all that crap, then maybe, just MAYBE there would be enough water to go around.

  • Chris Candide

    “Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies.”
    Uh, wut?

  • Chris Candide

    “Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies.”
    Uh, wut?

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    No Oliver, Twitchy points out the dumbest people on the web. Namely you.

    • tops116

      You’d think Ollie would be cautious about calling someone dumb after his whole “Democrats didn’t control Congress during Obama’s first two years” nonsense.

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        This guy lives in an alternate universe. That is really the only explanation for his stupidity.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    No Oliver, Twitchy points out the dumbest people on the web. Namely you.

  • Dudley DoRight.

    Saying anything to get away from: Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and all of 0bama’s STUPID ideas.

  • Dudley DoRight.

    Saying anything to get away from: Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and all of 0bama’s STUPID ideas.

  • JBDestiny

    Anyone else remember libtards shredding Nancy Reagan for her “Just Say No” campaign?

  • JBDestiny

    Anyone else remember libtards shredding Nancy Reagan for her “Just Say No” campaign?

  • tops116

    “Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people”

    I thought all Ollie had to do was look in a mirror for that.

  • ee1774

    “It was a dark time. A thirsty time.”
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • 24fan

    The one about the water talk was hilarious!! Awesome

  • 24fan

    The one about the water talk was hilarious!! Awesome

  • brightshadows

    What’s a “reasearch fellow” at “Mediamatters”? Is it like being a theoretical physicist working at Taco Bell?

    • Stephen L. Hall

      More like your average Taco Bell employee hired as a theoretical physicist.

  • brightshadows

    What’s a “reasearch fellow” at “Mediamatters”? Is it like being a theoretical physicist working at Taco Bell?

  • wyatt81

    Willis is the dumb grievance monger-apparantly doesn’t want any competition.

  • wyatt81

    Willis is the dumb grievance monger-apparantly doesn’t want any competition.

  • Lady 12

    Nobody who mocked Rubio for his water sip has a right to preach about h2o.

  • Lady 12

    Nobody who mocked Rubio for his water sip has a right to preach about h2o.

  • GeorgeinParadise

    I believe all first ladiies or first husbands in the future, whatever political party should shut their mouth and let us do our own thinking. We didn’t vote them in. They are luggage. Why is it that they think they have the right to tell us what to do or tell us how to live? To hell with them, I hate Jimmy Carter, but I didn’t hear Rosalyn yammering about what Americans can do. Nor did I hear Barbara Bush yammering, but I did hear Nancy Reagan, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama “teaching” the American people how to wipe their a$$. Nancy said “Just say no to drugs.” That was passable. Hillary wore the pants and tried to pass Obamacare back when it was Hillarycare. To hell with that traitorous bizatch. Laura urged people to read. That was passable. But the freakin’ Democrats take it to a whole nutha level. Zip it!

  • GeorgeinParadise

    I believe all first ladiies or first husbands in the future, whatever political party should shut their mouth and let us do our own thinking. We didn’t vote them in. They are luggage. Why is it that they think they have the right to tell us what to do or tell us how to live? To hell with them, I hate Jimmy Carter, but I didn’t hear Rosalyn yammering about what Americans can do. Nor did I hear Barbara Bush yammering, but I did hear Nancy Reagan, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama “teaching” the American people how to wipe their a$$. Nancy said “Just say no to drugs.” That was passable. Hillary wore the pants and tried to pass Obamacare back when it was Hillarycare. To hell with that traitorous bizatch. Laura urged people to read. That was passable. But the freakin’ Democrats take it to a whole nutha level. Zip it!

  • right_on

    (Heavy sigh)
    The Obama’s must have grown up, and associated with really ignorant people. Maybe it’s just me, but it seems they all belong to Team Obvious, or the Team Duh!

    This is a new low for the race-baiters…intimating that Mommy Obama is stupid, just because she’s black. They REALLY must have feelings of insecurity, and low self-esteem, if this is all they can come up with, day after day after day….

    There are many different races that enjoy the label, “educated idiots” in the public eye that deign to tell us “ignernt people” what to do, think, and feel. Of course, rarely do they have their own houses in order, because they’re too busy muddling up the affairs of others. Did I say, the vast majority of the E.I.’s shooting off their maws are liberal-progressive-socialists-Marxists-Communists-(and now)Muslims?

  • right_on

    (Heavy sigh)
    The Obama’s must have grown up, and associated with really ignorant people. Maybe it’s just me, but it seems they all belong to Team Obvious, or the Team Duh!

    This is a new low for the race-baiters…intimating that Mommy Obama is stupid, just because she’s black. They REALLY must have feelings of insecurity, and low self-esteem, if this is all they can come up with, day after day after day….

    There are many different races that enjoy the label, “educated idiots” in the public eye that deign to tell us “ignernt people” what to do, think, and feel. Of course, rarely do they have their own houses in order, because they’re too busy muddling up the affairs of others. Did I say, the vast majority of the E.I.’s shooting off their maws are liberal-progressive-socialists-Marxists-Communists-(and now)Muslims?

  • ObamaFail

    How pathetic are the Obama’s? They are so thin-skinned that they need gutter trash like Oliver Willis to cry racism to protect them from any criticism. It’s sad, pathetic, and classless.

    • Debbie Butler

      They SUCK!

  • ObamaFail

    How pathetic are the Obama’s? They are so thin-skinned that they need gutter trash like Oliver Willis to cry racism to protect them from any criticism. It’s sad, pathetic, and classless.

  • ObamaFail

    Next time some white liberal starts calling a black conservative the N-word, Oliver Willis better be as outraged by it as he is when we refuse to bow at Obama.

  • ObamaFail

    Next time some white liberal starts calling a black conservative the N-word, Oliver Willis better be as outraged by it as he is when we refuse to bow at Obama.

  • bungopony

    Ollie,baby-that’s”its”.Dink.But thanks for the comic relief-they couldn’t have done it without you.Please,open your trap again soon,m’kay?

  • HWarrior13

    So the government is advising us to INGEST this clear, liquid they refer to as “water” ? ……. Sounds like Socialism to me.

  • Damien Johnson

    Oliver Willis @owillis

    Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies.

    7:06 PM – 12 Sep 2013

    —-
    You mean YOU?! HA!

  • © Sponge

    The hatred of communism and the hostile government takeover of EVERYTHING IN LIFE has absolutely NOTHING to do with SKIN COLOR, you asshat.

    @owillis: JUST smart enough to remember to breathe while awake.

  • Stagester

    When I think of ignorant I think of Oliver Willis

  • marcellucci

    Keep yukin’ it up funny people…..
    Think your water bills are high now?
    Just wait ’til the EPA “finds” carbon in water……
    Oh….wait…..CARBONated water !!!!!! NOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/torrencetim Tim Torrence

    its*

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

     
    Millennial Race-Hustling Victicrats of America — Unite!         Oh. Wait…

    • Casca

      Are those Obama’s testicles in his martini glass ?

  • Ruth

    “I don’t drink water, fish fornicate in water.” W. C. Fields

    • Casca

      ” I don’t drink water- I’ve seen the disgusting things fish do in it”
      WC Fields

  • rambler

    Gee, what did we all do before Mooooochelly came on the scene to tell us what to eat and drink? When do I get to tell her what to eat and drink? My arms are better toned and by butt is a lot smaller than hers.

  • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

    A Tea Party member and a libtard sit down in a restaurant, the waitress asks what they want to drink. The Tea Party member says “I’ll have some H2O”, the libtard says “I’ll have an H20 too”, sadly he died shortly thereafter. Think about it…

    • TexSizzle

      I think that explains the flaming tap in the anti-fracking movie: H2O2 is a colorless flammable liquid.

      • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

        Actually H2O2 is the molecular composition of Hydrogen Peroxide, the stuff you use to clean wounds and such, but in higher concentrations it is a NON-flammable, corrosive, oxidizing agent.

  • Craig Nichols

    When will she come out and tell the huddled masses to breath oxygen?

  • Craig Nichols

    When will she come out and tell the huddled masses to breath oxygen?

  • seemorejustice

    Oliver is still upset that electing Obama, he would be their version of a black George Washington and they didn’t even get George Dubya, but got George Jefferson instead!

  • seemorejustice

    Oliver is still upset that electing Obama, he would be their version of a black George Washington and they didn’t even get George Dubya, but got George Jefferson instead!

  • TYPE O NEGATIVE

    “Michelle Obama made the sin of telling people to drink more water while also being a black first lady.”

    Nah, The sin is being the ugliest first lady ever, water has nothing to do with anything

  • TYPE O NEGATIVE

    “Michelle Obama made the sin of telling people to drink more water while also being a black first lady.”

    Nah, The sin is being the ugliest first lady ever, water has nothing to do with anything

  • Phil B.

    The First Lady needs to come out in favor of breathing. Just so we can watch these fools keel over.

  • idalily

    OMG, John Gabriel is hilarious.

  • E Quilibrate

    What a refreshing message, Oliver. BTW, I believe one commits not makes
    a sin. Something for you to think about. On the other hand, thinking may be a problem.

  • http://bigdeemagnifies.blogspot.com Diana Morrison

    Is there any criticism we could offer of either Obama that would not be labeled racist? I’d really like to know.

    • Casca

      No

      • http://bigdeemagnifies.blogspot.com Diana Morrison

        No doubt you are right.

  • Gallatin

    Dear diane feinstein,

    I found an organization and person that probably won’t meet your criteria for journalism or journalists, Media Matters and ollie willis.

  • Sorceress

    Well, that whole force school kids to eat stuff they hate thing didn’t work, so maybe something as innocuous as “drink more water” will prove what a genius I am…..

  • floridaobserver
  • Ralph_Gizzip

    Oh Oliver, the mockery! It burns!

  • Roto

    Remember when a First Lady worked on stuff like childhood drug abuse?

  • Golphin

    Watchoo talkin about Willis?!?!

  • RedSoloCup

    Liberal M.O.

    • Roto

      … “claim” being the operative word

  • Chip

    “Lady?” Never heard a more debasing use of the word……

  • Art_Fold

    Drink Bwando … “It’s got electrolytes!”

  • Art_Fold

    Cool, clean, clear water … the white people’s secret elixir!

  • Art_Fold

    Water? Is that anything like Grape Drink???

  • Art_Fold

    70% of Mother Earth is covered by salt water, so drink salt water and stop hatin’ on Mother Earth!

  • Art_Fold

    What is this water thing you speak of?

    • Roto

      … in her mind, the thing Obama walks on

  • Art_Fold

    Evian spelled backwards is naïve!

  • Art_Fold

    All this talk about water makes me have to pee.

  • cscape

    For Michelle Obama to make this “Drink More Water” pitch on the eve of the Jewish High Holyday of Yom Kippur…. a highlight of which is a 24 hour fast….. is beyond cruelty! I would recommend she undergo sensitivity training! (sarc) (to clarify – the fast is both FOOD and BEVERAGES of any kind)

  • 1azuce

    Stay thirsty Ollie. You IDIOT.

  • Zefal

    Just say “no” to H2O!

  • garygramscom

    I cant read Wills…. I am on a strict no moron diet…

  • Kandylynn

    I don’t always drink but when I do—I drink WATER. Stay thirsty my friends.

  • JD Son

    He may have been conceived in a white uterus, but his other half shines through. Also, the messiah says to drink water, and his disciples says so. Henceforth, 2013 onward, I BHO, command you to consume water. Forget beer, forget wine, drink the beloved H2O, cuz I say so!.

  • Ken Alan Draper
  • Liz

    Actually Oliver, the only lie told was by flotus. It’s free!!!! They why does the water company send me a bill for my consumption every month? Jackass!!!

  • James McLarey

    ‘Grievance website’?? Can’t be talking about Twitchy. This is the ‘Making Fun of Libtards on Twitter’ website.

  • lukuj

    Mrs. Obama says I will be energized if I drink lots of water, but all my energy will be used running to the bathroom.

  • lukuj

    Mrs. Obama says I will be energized if I drink lots of water, but all my energy will be used running to the bathroom.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Wow it’s amazing, I never thought of drinking water before FLOTUS Mooch told me to! Mind = blown!

  • Stephanie Warren

    This is making my thirsty.

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    luv it! and Georgia got black (wal)nut trees, too. So change the fruit to a vegetable nut? JimmyCarta’ (Pea)(nuts)

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    luv it! and Georgia got black (wal)nut trees, too. So change the fruit to a vegetable nut? JimmyCarta’ (Pea)(nuts)

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    Twitchy, we stepped over the line?

  • OLLPOH ~ #UnBanPaulieWalnuts

    Twitchy, we stepped over the line?

  • nc

    It’s the “headline” thread about Drudge. Mods have deleted some but not all of the worst ones. But the number of comments is huge. It’s like wading through a putrid swamp.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    No, that was a double post by me, lol….

    Or not… #confused lol.